Cloudstrife987 Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 Fortunately the duck got washed into a lake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben24x7 Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 Unfortunately the lake was filled with hammerhead sharks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyrem Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 Fortunately all the hammerhead sharks were dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drill Master Posted June 4, 2013 Author Share Posted June 4, 2013 Unfortunately, A great white shark came and attacked the duck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbob Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 Fortunately, the duck had Shark Repellent, which it sprayed at the shark to send it away. For those who didn't get the joke: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aokpisz Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 Unfortunately, he didn't realize that this was bearshark, and the bear came from above and ate him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben24x7 Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 Fortunatly, the bearshark was kind and released the duck, not before singing the duck 'Cara Mia'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cloudstrife987 Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 Unfortunately the bearshark released the duck into the street where it got hit by a bus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben24x7 Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 Fortunately the duck was a wizard and was brought back to life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbob Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 Fortunately the duck went to Duck Heaven where it was told by the Duck God that its time wasn't up yet, and it was swiftly resurrected to fulfil its destiny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aokpisz Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 Unfortunately he was resurrected in a small village where ducks are executed on sight because they destoy crops. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cloudstrife987 Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 Unfortunately the stupid duck didn't look both ways before crossing the street and got hit by another bus,leaving behind his smashed up duck carcass : Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drill Master Posted June 4, 2013 Author Share Posted June 4, 2013 Unfortunately the stupid duck didn't look both ways before crossing the street and got hit by another bus,leaving behind his smashed up duck carcass : Double "Unfortunately" post. Fortunately, the duck was actually the bus driver and ran over the imposter duck. EDIT: Whoa what's going on. Now there are 2 Fortunately posts and 2 Unfortunately posts side by side... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aokpisz Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 Unfortunately the duck realized that people were trying to steal his identity, so tons of people were put out of their ID theft business. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap't Rex Posted June 6, 2013 Share Posted June 6, 2013 Fourtunetly only the ducks fake IDs were stolen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tracker Posted June 6, 2013 Share Posted June 6, 2013 Unfortunately, Google changed the duck's channel and made the duck's blood boil with rage to the point that the duck cooked itself with its own boiling blood with out trying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prototyke Posted June 6, 2013 Share Posted June 6, 2013 Fortunately the city the duck was in oulawed 'suicide by cooking yourself' the week before, so the duck was forced to come back to life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap't Rex Posted June 6, 2013 Share Posted June 6, 2013 Unfourtunately after the Duck was alive again, the Cybermen upgraded the duck into a Cybermat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prototyke Posted June 6, 2013 Share Posted June 6, 2013 Fortunately, the Daleks exterminated all of the Cybermen before they finished converting the duck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap't Rex Posted June 7, 2013 Share Posted June 7, 2013 Unfourtunetly the Daleks turned on the duck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tracker Posted June 7, 2013 Share Posted June 7, 2013 Fortunately, the duck transformed into an anthro Jedi duck, whipped out a light-saber, and made Professor River Song look nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drill Master Posted June 7, 2013 Author Share Posted June 7, 2013 Unfortunately, the duck asploded and was reborn back on his home planet which was full of erupting volcanoes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap't Rex Posted June 7, 2013 Share Posted June 7, 2013 fourtunetly he was a mile away from the volcanoes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alcom Isst Posted June 7, 2013 Share Posted June 7, 2013 Unfortunately the volcanic eruptions still had reduced the planet's atmosphere to one that is entirely not breathable for ducks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbob Posted June 7, 2013 Share Posted June 7, 2013 Fortunately, the Doc flew in at 88 miles an hour and rescued the duck from a terrible demise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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