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aidenpons
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in pain, marking the end. [end of sentence]       Done.   Duz I gets award?

Cyrem
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a few ice-creams that hated....   O.T. Who's going to compile these 50 pages into something readable? lol.

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promptly then hit the snakes. [End of sentence]   O.T. CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

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in pain, marking the end.
[end of sentence]

 

 

 

O.T.
I'll hold you to that.

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Once upon a time, there was a troll who ate the castle so the people shot the king out of a whale. Then he died and this sentence ended. Now the castle fell off a mountain and it crushed a tree and hit a dog that urinated, so the dog jumped on a bed and the dog urinated on the bed and slept there until he urinated again. The bed owner was really pissed so he kicked the dog off the bed and it urinated on Shadow322's face and he drank it. When the guy eats Sonic322’s face he gets constipated and explodes into Silver the hedgehog so Sonic322 got AIDS, and then sold himself to a hobo so he got mugged. Then the doctor ate his corn and then cured his own herpes. Then he peed on Lord Zakida because he got bored. Shoop Da Whoop fired his LAZ0R on the dog that peed in the bed. Sonic322 ran to the special zones and lost his *CENSOR!!!*and then grew another one. TheDoctor got technical and he was kicked in the nuts by the laz0r Lord Zakida fired that other time when TheDoctor urinated off that cliff that RtPU fell off. Then everyone was either very sad or angry due to random cows on the road. Bob Saget jumped into a vat of toxic flesh eating pingas attacking a flying cow that has crashed into the airplane that was landing at the dorm room where the President went to get a health care plan. So then the Rockwhale Lair summoned caused Bob Saget to go home and watch AFV (America's funniest home videos) on ABC with Cyrem. Cyrem was hungry so he made a box of pies dipped in [sauce?] and ate Joe. So TheEPICtrainrider took a cup of sugar and stuffed it down Lair's throat, so he barfed up a Rockwhale baby on Doctor Who's head. Then the Doctor cut the cheese in the TARDIS then opened the door when they ate flesh eating monsters from the galaxy core. Then Joe got pregnant with a giant mutant spider egg. After the great battle, they all went to have their ice cold soda's at the crazy cat lady up the magic bean stalk in the CVS down the evil street. Freddy lived on a cloud that was full of Limburger cheese. Then a giant moon hit the earth. Lord Zakida ate some cheddar cheese and burped a song. So Shadow322 tried it himself and Sonic322 imploded. Then Shadow322 farted on Rouge and Rouge kicked Shadow322 in his aesthetics. Then Silver came to join the fight and got his hair pulled by Donkey Kong! DK then ripped off Silver's hair. So Silver did inappropriate stuff with DK then DK killed Silver. Diddy smashed Rouge's face into Knuckles' knuckles, then threw Rouge off and cried for she kicked a nest of giant killer wasps who stung him in the *******, so he ate some smelly cheese and then underwent spontaneous combustion. A meteor hit planet U, making it fall off the tree so fast that it cracked in a box full of sharp spikes from the Sonic games. So Sonic322 reached in and cut off his hand. Then he ran and kept bleeding and then he got a pie in the face. Somewhere, a dog was flying and he dropped some poop on Sonic322's head, so he died a horrible painful death, but was crushed by Bob Dole before he died. Somewhere else Shadow322 and Rouge were having dinner angrily. They finished and went to bed, then killed each other. And Sonic322 laughed when he read it in the newspaper the next day. Shadow322 was banned because he used ten words instead of five [He actually used eleven :P]. But Anonymouse went back in and was given a Portal Gun. Then he dropped his Companion Cube and cried. Suddenly, a big wave of electrified water came down on TheEPICtrainrider, reducing his post-count so TheEPICtrainrider stole a gravity gun and lost all his posts. So they grabbed some guns and hit Shadow322 with the handles, then they got rid of Shadow322's body by throwing it off a cliff and making it fall into a bed of spikes which impaled his spleen. Shadow322 was sent to the land of no return and then he fell into Ban-land forever. Shadow322 took over Ban-land and was burninated by Unholy Dragon so Shadow322 ran like hell to leave the place, and slay the dragon but a car hit him and he was flung into Tails's house, then the alarm sent for the cops to have a Merry Christmas and capture Shadow322 for being a dork, so then Amy went to the movies to see a stupid car movie, then a bump occurred. He exploded his car and RRU got updated so he gave up spamming forever and Cyrem removed the spamorz Forum. Then, the evil "Continue the Sentence" topic ended because it was too crazy and Lord Zakida called Cirevam a big conzolapong suponizider with chickens.

Dragon then switched from Dragonage to Epicage because of many people always annoyed with life. He thought Dragon's posts were somewhat off topic. So Epic shot a cookie with a machinegun ducktaped to a BB gun to unspoiler every spoiled thing. Then Epic stopped playing epically to make everyone mad so they would wreck their Lego projects and build them into supermodels so that they will defeat the power miners and bring back Rock Raiders to this world so we will show who is better. The chicken was flying to its nest to eat some chicken made out of rubber mixed with different cheeses. Cookies erupted from Cookie Mountain, located in TheEpicTrainRider's brain and caused him to beat Hydrogen to death. Segatendo decided to post many pictures of Hydrogen's dead body so he could become famous but quite the opposite occurred. Hydrogen appeared out of nowhere which confused everybody because he was the real one. Everyone got mad at him because TheEpicTrainRider killed Hydrogen's clone made by the clone machine that was made by Cyrem in a land far away in case a member died, so that way he wouldn't get the blame. Hydrogen walked into the moderators’ meeting room and was hit with a flying piece of cheese from RockmoddeR who was very angry (because his Tabasco was eaten by LordZakida (who hasn't eaten since 1989 because pancakes were invading his pants factory in the Sahara Desert (because they wanted to have cloths because they were evolving into humanoid pancakes to turn the tables on Cyrem because they knew he would eat them))). The pancakes made an alliance with RRU but still held a grudge against Hydrogen because he still needed his rock raiders CD. "You lost your CD!" exclaimed all the members and pancakes who all were shocked because Joe changed his avatar to A pie with a pi Somebody Impersonated Joe everyone was annoyed and pancakes turned into waffles. Joe then said four words and was killed by an evil Pi clown with a rapid fire water pistol of death that eats flesh and blood. Hydrogen was then confused because everyone stopped posting here for a whole two and a half months. CTXXTC needed to play halo containing lots of kitten scenes. It was not a kitty but a cat that ripped a big blob of hydrogen that didn't exist because Hydrogen is a ninja from the trolls who also don't exist because the sky exploded. And so they had to get a new ice-cream cone for the entire website of RRU but Cyrem banned ice-cream because it attracts too many noobs who wanted H@X0RZ flavoured ice-cream. Hydrogen then was seen eating pie out of a shoe that he bought at Meijer’s. People didn’t know that's Meijer was Joe, who always set a spam bomb in the shoutbox every morning because he thought it was a porta-potty. He peed into the shoutbox and drained himself with a hammer from 1498 because he likes rusty objects. However the hammer imploded, because Joe is a machosist. A truck hit him and Joe then imploded because machosism never leaves you un-exploded.

 

One day, a person found pieces of Joe lying on the sidewalk in front of a shoe store, in the

middle of New York City where fresh fish are sold. He went to McDonald's and stuffed Batman into a happymeal along with Robin and Alfred. He packed his lunch and promptly threw it into the ocean. He drove his bike over Joe's remains and laughed hysterically because silly Joe was his grandfather from the future, but because of circumstances, there was a Joe flavoured Pie at the 1322 technology exam, on one of Shadow322's quills. Shadow322 threw the quill out, but Joe came back to life and killed Shadow322 for acting like he was a nutcase when really Joe was the fruitloop thinking he was crazy and thus losing his Pingas for turkey stuffing ingredients, so then he stuffed his turkey at the local laundry mat with soap flakes and pennies. He ate the turkey and started burping up bubbles and Puking Tabasco. So he threw up his cookies and pie and exploded because Shadow322 fired a pi blaster at him. On planet U they sold the Rock Monsters to Bob the cookie eater of the Joe's planet Z where RockmoddeR was hitting a stuffed animal with a crowbar that was made of chocolate and peanuts! Suddenly, the stuffed animal came to life and started hitting RockmoddeR with a real heavy iron war hammer that killed RockmoddeR and made Lord Zakida's head fall off.

 

One day, there was a big ship full of shellfish and cooks. It exploded into Joe who had to kill someone and cook himself to make sloppy Joes, which tasted like really old sneakers because Joe confused the sneakers that had been in the Granite Grinder for weeks with the meat. The sneakers were put there by Steve the random guy because Sneakers is spelled like Snickers so everyone started to beat Sonic322 and Shadow322 because they were just standing there. Steve ate himself and pooped on a dead monkey that was on a pickup truck. This Monkey was rabid, so it died, them the Earth exploded and Shadow322 was thrown into Joe's mouth because he wouldn't stop blowing up the Earth.

 

This new story will have pyrotechnics and Uncle Sam on a better plot then the flying monkey turds from Mars that Sonic322 ate because of starvation. Now that the plot is established, we can start to hire actors and the entire movie production agency on pain of a Speeeee cannon and a box of big ugly sandwiches from the planet that just exploded, sending sandwiches in every directions into deep space. Joe ate one sandwich and he got really fat. He was captured by fat stealing aliens and they made Joe get a bowl of soup that had magical fairies swimming in it. Sonic322 ran at Joe and said, " Joe, you person that spams and stuff and is probably fat." Joe shot himself due to sadness. Storm was then banned. Zephyr then killed Bob with a DragonRage. Turkeys crashed into a tree, Lair ate a pie and said "Pingas." All the members of RRU started caramel dancing. A lucky star ate the creator of Bobland and caused cheese to flood the streets of Billand. Joe ate a balloon because it was filled with Helium. Hydrogen then got mad and started throwing sandwiches at Joe for eating his friend. Then Hydrogen made a giant explosion that killed everyone but Darth Vader servived it, so he threw burritos at Hydrogen. After a long bathroom break, he built the Death Star alone. It was made of cheese and was very awesome but the mice started eating crackers, while Darth Vader turned into Anon who commanded the Grammar Gestapo (*whistles nonchalantly*) to kill all noobs on RRU. He then ate the rest of the cheese puffs that were hidden under the sofa and TV in the bridge of the killer murfy creatures.
 

Everyone the thing was happening to began panicking and they had a missile shot at them. So that guy did that thing in the place with the stupid people that always ate the cheese that was the gun.

 

Today I looked at the guy named Sonic322 that was really awesome because of the fuzzy bunny slippers he wore but then he set fire to the slippers because they were too fuzzy. As they were bursting into flames, Sonic322 realized he was still wearing them. Sonic322 himself burst into flames and ran to the sea to put out the fire, but it was oil ocean zone so the resulting explosion sent Sonic322 into deep space at the ARK space dump and he had to work there for the time being. One day a trash rocket truck stopped there and Sonic322 jumped in. As it took him back to earth he looked at an old TV in the on it and danced like a monkey while he waited for the magical cookies to appear in the snack machines that are all out of quarters and pennies that LairOfRockWhales should have filled back up but he didn't, so there was a giant monster that ate the person that was looking at the chicken that was not there. So back at the house, the guy ate a turkey slipper sandwich that had hot sauce that made steam shoot out of his nose. He ran to the box that giant watermelon grew in and ate it so the people in town took torches and pitchforks to destroy the monster under the city. They also had a cage with Joe in it! Why is Joe always used in this story? Ask Hydrogen! I asked and he said "Joe is too drunk so that is why we use Joe in the story." Joe fell off a tree and said “That really hurt my butt- wait, where am I at this moment in time, this game is getting really boring because it is just making zero sense in the entire games forum now and it's boring to boot. Can't we just let this Shadow322 guy die already, I hate it when Sonic322 changes into a- what the BEEEP!â€

 

Bubb is crazy person and likes to say “Stick Figures!†The rules are clear when my momma falls off the game and if then the thing does a funny little dance in the place that is full of idiots with flamethrowers and crazy people that don't know how to drive a car (which is very simple because you can crash and die when there is cheese). Joe got so hungry because he was eating a cookie. The paradox was that the guy (whose name used to be Hydrogen) that the other members didn't like that. Thus they started calling him a dork and so they pointed at themselves like Sonic322 is doing in his banner that is really awesome because he has chest hair and is not Sonic322 the hedgehog and I think this is a topic that is very... dumb. Lair should be reported for spamming this topic by posting only one word in here. Sonic322 should also. He posted in a topic that was meant for 5 words, not 5 sentences in 1 post.

 

Joe was skipping down a path of flowers when a car hit his face and he fell down a hill and hit a rock and hit a log and lands in a pond of cookies that smells like chocolate with cheese. Joe ate the chunks of cookie that he found in his underwear, then he found an ancient temple that used to make balloons full of cheese that was smelly because it had a lot of mouldy pieces. Joe then did a very stupid stunt on his Volkswagen beetle. He went 5000000000000 miles per hour on the ramp and flew into space and hit an asteroid which was hitting so fast that a black asteroid hit the car and then a giant sponge was a hole in his belly button. That was worded very odd and my cheese in my pants is really old and so I eat the cheese. Then he died. Everyone was happy to see him get buried and then burned.

 

There was once a guy who looked like a pig with wings. He flew off a cliff and was shot by a hunter who thought he was a chicken that looked pink but was actually green because it fell into pudding made of pudding mix and cake batter that was lime flavoured. Then the hunter then apologized and it was tasty because it had an inventory full of other cakes and pies. Joe then appeared from within the pastry shop in New Mexico to eat some of their Mexican beans that taste like jumping beans because they were actually deer poo that was not deer poo because it was chocolate that looked like something you would find from my home which is in a bubble under water in a mine field filled with pudding (that was good for eating, but it tasted like ice cream that was left for 100 years untouched). Everything went back to normal and Shadow322 still couldn’t spell. So Shadow322 kicked Sonic322 in to Shadow322’s mouth and died. Then RRU found Minecraft and RRU made forts made of cobblestone so the Ghasts wouldn't eat his sandwich, so he made a giant castle to eat the sandwich anyways, then the creepers got mad and ruined Sonic322's home because Anon turned mobs back on because everyone wanted them back so I telejumped onto Lord Zakida And everyone beat up Tracker.

 

There was a cat who ate Joe, and then Joe beat up Storm because he licked his pingas earlier, so Storm would stop being random. All of a sudden a man who would bring order found a turtle. He then opened a can of Whoop277 which turned out to be Kinder Surprise, thus causing a resonance cascade that Gordon Freeman would have to fix, so he got a crowbar and whacked some head crabs while opening another can of Whoop277. However, a head crab zombified Gordon Freeman, but then he got better and had a can of whoop277 for beating Sonic322 and Shadow322 and was brutally murdered. Just stop with the random rubbish already you annoying little human who thinks he is a vehicle. Now then, I ran so fast that you stopped in front of Tracker and kicked him in the exhaust pipe at which point he exploded into a million ponies that all jumped off a cliff and died.

 

One day there was a noob who liked oily men and that noob was CTXXTC. He walked around RRU and kept raping people who were buying expensive rugs from a shoe salesman that didn't like cheese on his tomatoes of doom. He did however like having his dog make him a ham sandwich. It was terrifying because the dog was really weird looking because it has been through the terrible days of war, which made it evil. Furthermore, the dog panicked because it saw something. It was The Chrome Crusher's laser facing a pingas on crack. Chocolate rain poured down onto Lord Zakida, so he grabbed a Mute Button, which silenced the people who were fighting monsters. The monsters suddenly realised that it wasn't real and it was a dream caused by those undercooked energy crystals that caused horrible nightmares. He had to take his cuddly teddy and eat it before it would activate the Spy's Dead Ringer thereby forcing BLU's Spy to run from the pyromaniac who watched 'Meet The Spy Catcher.’ And the poor sap died from horrible third degree burns. Meanwhile, the Soldier and Sniper got backstabbed by a Spy and were eaten by GLaDOS so the bronies stole the Portal gun so they could get to the land of suffering and doom so that they could fix the problems that could never go away like a tornado in a misspelling of 'tornado' running through a minefield of fartbombs by a house near a tree.

 

When the whole world is overrun by My Little Ponies, one man shall rise above all others and seek to derive schadenfreude from anteaters in electric chairs which constantly shocked the snakes, because they were very evil and deserved a shocking.

Hearing of this, Johnny Thunder blew the Taco Stand (again), causing an oven to set everything on fire. The snakes were indignant of a few ice-creams that hated anthropomorphic fascist guinea-fowl that spat out pine cones and promptly then hit the snakes.

The snakes however had a ray gun that almost destroyed the guinea-fowl and the ice-cream but time agents sanctioned the snakes forcing them to drop the volatile vial of nitroglycerin into the mouths of the extremely hungry Brickster-Bots that ate all of Pepper's Pizza.  His fire breath melts the house made of plastic bricks to collapse on the snakes that were baking cakes for the end of this sentence. But then he killed the snakes with their ice-cream and their thievish hands. Fowls, however do not have hands and eat people with mountain dew such as Sharkly, who regrettably ate off everybody's fingers because he thought that if he looked stupid he would be able to try out cannibalism. The snakes with their ice-creams could not avert the kleptomaniacal Charon from stealing their souls and suddenly died of cancer. Ice-cream had caused the cancer before they tried to eat it , so after they ate it antidisestablishmentarian Irishmen excommunicated them vehemously , having talked to Quisoves Pugnat too much, who then decided that he was a blowhard. And thus died the excommunicated snakes in pain, marking the end.

 

Duz I gets award? :P

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turning a perfectly servicable SPESSHIP

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Keep your eyes peeled on the Fan Fiction forum... something is coming... :P
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