1. Create an account on RRU and make a few posts, leave your account for 1 year

2. A year later return and you might find yourself a Silver Member

3. Begin creating the 590 posts you need (also remember to attend one of RRU's anniversaries)

4. When you have 5 posts left to go, just spam and bump topics

5. You'll receive a warning (possibly several) from the mods, just continue spamming

6. Become a Gold member

7. Enjoy your five seconds of glory as a Gold member

8. Get banned from RRU for spam and bumping

"How to become a Platinum member" coming never.

And, yes, I was bored when typing this up.