Does your wee little breteren want to become a Butterfly, but in semi-rare cases their imagination isn't big enough to handle such false lies? There is still hope, for using a Car or a Bike or something you can teach life values of destroying your kid's mindset on reality so their minds make up their dream world of being their own.

So, get your kid, take him into a forest and leave him there. Let them walk around a bit, to make them feel one with nature and continue that thought about being a Butterfly. Now get into the Car and ram him. Then get onto the Bike and ram him. Then get into/onto the something to ram your song one last time.

If theres small streams of sluggish red liquid, you've done it wrong. If there are LARGE streams of sluggish red liquid, then you've got a great job!

Pick up your son and throw them into the sky, watch him feel the wind, watch him continuously bleed, watch him suddenly plunge to their doom. Make sure to repeat this until your he has been impaled upon a tree top (a tree branch will do, but it won't be as effective).

And the final step; Leave him there. He'll enjoy living the life of a Butterfly for only... ...hrrrm... ...lets say...

...he has only 31 Hours left on this earth.

Enjoy!

*P.S. I swear I am not a spambot*

*P.P.S. I really am not a spambot*

*P.P.P.S. I REALLY am not a spambot*