I have no idea what I just read

but it was absolutely GLORIOUS. 

That is all.  

These short stories(-ah)....
...They're really interesting-ah!

Confuzzled, but amused. Although I think maaaybe you should change the last line of that first one.

"The Doughnut-ah"

Atop the roof of the Bank-ah,

I found myself a doughnut-ah,

Police dashed here in a tank-ah,

The treat never reached my gut-ah.

I dunno. Couldn't think of anything that rhymed-ah.

I read this while i ate a banan-ah!

These are beautiful. Someone needs to make these movies.

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Nah, let Mael do it.

*Silence, before eventually being beaten up by RRU Members wielding chairs who understood the joke and most definitely hate it*

One day I crawled into the trash-ah

One day I crawled into the trash-ah
and it really stank-ah
and when I spoke with frank-ah
he said I was really dank-ah
so I went and grabbed a tank-ah
and blew up his stupid head-ah!