Nice tag ya got there

My lawyer called. He wants his old college textbooks back.

Fine then, I'll never use the word 'MOC' from this po...

...oh carp, I just said it, didn't I?

Well, what I meant to say was "moc--K", yes, I'll never use the word "mock" again!

Hang on...

...someone is at my door...

...Its Ayliffe's lawyers, carp.

They want me to "pay the fee".

What fee? I looked at the tag and I'm offering him £60 but he says 'its not enough'!?

Then I tried to pay him £80 and he won't budge?? I... WHAT!?

£90!?!?

NINETY, WHOLE, BLOODY, POUNDS!???!!

I... No, I...

Nonononononononono...

He's dragging me away from my keyboard.

Ayliffe stop this nonsenipk[klh...