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Pointless Polls Of 10:00 At Night


TheEPICtrainrider

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WINPOLL.

Now MOAR... and make this poll public. WHO VOTED OMG THEY WOULD MAKE THE CUTEST LONG DISTANCE COUPLE EVAH ???????

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I liked your fan-fic...where's an "I like it" choice? And who the haywire thinks Zephyr likes me...everyone knows she likes TheDoctor.

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And who the haywire thinks Zephyr likes me...everyone knows she likes TheDoctor.

Me. But only because doc wasn't listed.

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I honestly should have thought that. But I like thinking that TheDoctor will marry his high-school sweet-heart and live an average life until he dies of cancer in his early 80's.

Sorry Rock Modder, you're a nice guy. You're naturally friendly, it arouses suspicions in my mind. Anonymouse, and what I have documented on my computer, is more likely to... uhhh... well... it involves a webcam and skype and... you know what? Forget it. Forget I ever said anything in this post.

I just always could see My mental image of Anonymouse, having a sweet, romantic time with Zephyr in France. Where they'll spend the rest of their lives together.

Except that in this fantasy I'm Gman and RockModder is wearing an Aperature science jumpsuit and has a Portal Gun. TheDoctor is living in Des Mones, Iwoa and we all go to Cirvam's Mansion to have tea with Cyrem. Cyrem made a killing in his grafic-design job, so he can afford to keep RRU running forever. Now AddictGamer sadly died in a horrible programming incident, where his code over-clocked his CPU, which then exploded sending a shard of the casing straight into his heart. Anonymouse and Zephyr lead a normal life in Paris, where they have kids and live in a cottage three miles outside of Anon's current location. I would visit but I have a tendency to track mud, so I just stand on a nearby cliff-top and stare. Their children would grow up into lawyers and doctors. After 40 years of being together they both die happily in their sleep after some n00b troll used hax to increase the damage of a grenade 100 fold. But it is said that at the moment before the little troll set off that grenade they both woke up.

They stared into each others eyes. The silence was broken by Anon whispering in the darkness "I love you". Zephyr didn't speak, but smiled, content that she lived such a fulfilling life, met a wonderful guy on the internet. They held each other then, two lovers together, as they were supposed to be, and they slowly drifted off into a deep sleep,still in a tangle of arms, when the little SOB tossed the damn thing and killed us all.

Of course we all respawned in heaven, but that's another ramble.

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TheEPICtrainrider

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Oh WOW. I laughed pretty hard and woke up my neighbor.

At the polls or my ramble?

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Both. And I don't have just a portal gun. (Combine Crossbow)

Resistance crossbow.

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That thing, or whatever the thing that shoots the rods of combine is called.

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