I want to tell you all how much the neighborhood loves to see a yellow truck running around. But they realize they can't afford one, so they exercise communism on me.
And to show their love:
They key the hell out of it.
They take the tires, the tailgate, the doors, the hood, the muffler, the catalyc converter, air conditioner, head lights, tail lights, the battery, and my XM radio.
It looks like they took a 5 lb sledge hammer to the engine (minor damage, but the fan was destroyed) multiple times.
Graffiti in the shape of a [Please Talk Properly] EVERYWHERE. (It isn't much yellow anymore. It's blue)
I found about 2 lbs of pot in the bed (a gift??? (but I'm not a stoner...)), along with 6 road kill.
And inside the gas tank, there was a half burnt newspaper. (THANK GOD I HAD A FULL TANK OF GAS).
This was on school grounds, surveillanced by cameras.
I am not happy.
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