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Wait, What Happened? 2011 = The Year Of Mysteries.


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What happened? Last year when the entire homeschool got together and placed everybody by grade in large rooms to take their tests. There were a bunch of great people in my class! We had a good time.

This time, I found out that the cake isn't the lie.

Just sit back and read the story, and all will be revealed.

I come back this year, and I'm in a whole different room. Everybody dresses like those indians that were drenched in paint and were weighed down in jewelry of all sorts. Everybody. Male and female.

(Exaggeration! There were about 6 people normals. 3 boys and 3 girls. Myself included.)

(And quite a few of the girls didn't dress modestly. Talk about no self respect. You can be sure none of those are gonna be my girlfriend.)

(And I know for a fact that most of these are the same people from last year)

So I said, " Bleh, looks are not everything". THAT IS A COMPLETE AND UTTER LIE (Told you cake isn't the lie). WHOEVER SAID "Don't judge a book by its cover" IS AN IDIOT. (That, or he/she never took a trip to the 21st century).

How'd I find out cake isn't a lie?

First, I saw some of the girls. I'm like, "Oddly shaped?". I hear some of the guys at the next table talking about two of them (and pointing). I'm shocked by what I hear. I'll leave the figuring out what I heard to you.

Earlier, several of the guys began to smoke. "WHAT IN THE WORLD??? IDIOTS! THERE'S LIKE 1000+ VERY BAD CHEMICALS IN THAT JUNK. AND IT SMELLS AWFUL."

Obviously, they were kicked out. Luckily they were smoking in the lobby, so the room didn't smell bad *Sigh of relief*

What's not so surprising, yet still was there, was the fact that just about everybody swore every other sentence. You'd think highschoolers would be more mature than that.

Want to know one of the most shocking aspects? High voltage chairs These are homeschoolers, not the idiots that go to 'normal' schools. Yet they've become idiots just like the idiots that go to 'normal' schools.

Come on, if you see people behaving as stupidly as those, do you hang out with them? NO! You go find yourself some good friends.

I am disappoint.

Sure, sure, it's to be expected for a male to degrade like this, but the females too?

Man, I didn't realize so many people were idiots. I wonder how it came to this.

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People who smoke, do it because their friends do it and are too scared to be an individual and choose not to (although they think they are, see, smoke messes up your head). Any girl who smokes instantly loses my respect and gains the rank of 'bogan'.

But, Looks are not everything. She can be the hottest girl in the world and... actually, no a large portion of hot girls are tarts. Don't worry, by the time they are 20, they'll all have kids and either be single or in defacto relationships. Half of your class mates will go onto drugs and die before they turn 50. Decent girls are harder to find now-a-days.

Move on 30 years from now, no such thing as boy and girl. They'll just be called humans because boy/girl is offensive to all the gays who now make up 90% of the population. White and Black has now be removed from the global colours register due to the colours being racist.

Move on another 30 years. Cyrem joins the Robot Revolution.

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*long speech*

If Cyrem's in an election I'll vote for him.

But yeah, wait a few decades and look at the same place you are in now and I garuntee it will be worse.

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I know it will be worse.

The only thing that surprises me is that the situation isn't any worse than it is.

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Sure, sure, it's to be expected for a male to degrade like this, but the females too?

Pfft, females tend to care more about personal looks than males do (or at least how they perceive the way others look at them) so there's always been that extra level of degradation. Also, congratulations on finding out that homeschoolers are no longer safe from the influence of mass media and peer pressure. As if it wasn't obvious enough when the internet became a necessity in every household.

By the way, my stance on smoking is that if you're less than thirty years old right now, smoking is your own fault. You can't blame it on your peers and you can't blame it on family problems. It's been PROVEN that it's extremely harmful, it's illegal to smoke in most buildings, and it's becoming more and more socially unacceptable, so if you've ignored the surgeon general's warning or the NO SMOKING signs, then maybe your mother shouldn't have been drinking so much when she was pregnant with you. Only the people who started smoking when it was accepted and weren't aware of the negative effects are exempt from the undiluted rage that I might unleash upon them using an ancient technique taught to me by an African shaman many a year back. Usually I just do the normal thing and say "I don't date smokers" but one day... undiluted rage all over the place. The police won't be able to identify the remains.

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People who smoke, do it because their friends do it and are too scared to be an individual and choose not to (although they think they are, see, smoke messes up your head). Any girl who smokes instantly loses my respect and gains the rank of 'bogan'.But, Looks are not everything. She can be the hottest girl in the world and... actually, no a large portion of hot girls are tarts. Don't worry, by the time they are 20, they'll all have kids and either be single or in defacto relationships. Half of your class mates will go onto drugs and die before they turn 50. Decent girls are harder to find now-a-days.Move on 30 years from now, no such thing as boy and girl. They'll just be called humans because boy/girl is offensive to all the gays who now make up 90% of the population. White and Black has now be removed from the global colours register due to the colours being racist.Move on another 30 years. Cyrem joins the Robot Revolution.

Good thing I don't actually smoke weed then (yet).

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Sad state of lemmings you seem to have an abundance of there. While I'll admit my high school is far from perfect, at least the girls have the decency to cover up and censor their language most of the time. When asked if you smoke weed at my school, those who do it applaud those with the strength to resist the temptation. I have yet to find a homosexual at school. Still, there are many who act otherwise...

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What surprises me is how much Addict and I have in common. It's scary.

We both hate "poorly" dressed highschool girls, we both despise smokers (If I wasn't so dignified I'd walk right up to all the smokers I see and smack their cigaret right into their face and walk away), we both are dual enrolled with our education, and we hate it when people use the F word over and over and over again. We also like designing and building computers and we love programming. Are you my long lost brother? :af:

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Frost frost frost frost frost frost frost frost frost frost frost frost frost frost frost frost frost frost :af:

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When I went back to my hometown (yeah that place on the border of the jungle) last vacation I saw a lot of those 12-14 year olds smoking, with a earring on and everything... Idiots.

I can't say the city hasn't had it's influences on me, but I still don't do drugs and and heavy parties.

And by own experience, I have found out that 95% of the hot girls are golddiggers. ♫Bye, bye, don't love you...♫

So you are better off trying to find a "nottie".....

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The world is screwy. Solution: Stay in your room and don't interact with the world. :af:

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The world is screwy. Solution: Stay in your room and don't interact with the world. :af:

Please note that RRU is not to be held liable for any damages in the form of social retardation that one may incur from taking anybody's advice.

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