Recently, my grandmother's waffles were swiped from the very plate they sat upon. I have reason to believe it was sir, Cirevam involved in the illegal acquirement of said waffles. My reason for this suspicion is the fact that Cirevam claims nulls bare a similar taste to that of drained brickonium. He must consume nulls quite regularly for him to be able to identify their taste in other food sources. The fact that he knows what drained brickonium tastes like also suggests he may have been supplied a substitute, subject to a null addiction. The null substitute must not be too enjoyable, thus inclining him to steal granma's waffles.

As of yet, I remain unaware of who's culpable for this waffle theft, though I shall continue in my pursuit of the true culprit.

More on this as new information becomes readily available..

Granma says hello, and that she loves you <3