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jamesster: Somebody just ran by me, their first name "Gorilla" PeabodySam: Which almost looks Latin. jamesster: they're an eagle PeabodySam: Eagorilla? PeabodySam: I'm just going to call him Eagor. PeabodySam: Let's find Kownt Drunkula so he can work for him. jamesster: hah PeabodySam: And together they can make Fronkenshteen. PeabodySam: But oh no Cragger stole the cheese. PeabodySam: Now they have no more drugs. PeabodySam: So now it's up to Rex Furry to save the day. jamesster: my brain hurts PeabodySam: And then along comes Dali, and he's all like, "rhinos, dude!" PeabodySam: Then suddenly peacocks chased the skunks up the waterfall. PeabodySam: Upside down. jamesster: the load times on this game are like LI2-ish PeabodySam: Then a big something like the Combine opened up in the sky. jamesster: though according to the community manager it's due to server stress and will be fixed PeabodySam: A CD pizza came out and flattened everyone. jamesster: https://community.lego.com/t5/LEGENDS-OF-CHIMA-ONLINE/bd-p/Legends_of_Chima_Online PeabodySam: And Dr. Pepper who was the Brickster's not son proclaimed, "I have long load times copyrighted!" PeabodySam: Then bug reporting spontaneously combusted and exploded. PeabodySam: After some dude was watching Suicide Mouse back in the day and said "oh no i have to go poop now". jamesster: is this real life PeabodySam: And then WHO ARE YOU? also caught on fire. PeabodySam: And the Archette was on fire. PeabodySam: And the updates were on fire. PeabodySam: Roses are red PeabodySam: Violets are red PeabodySam: Trees are red PeabodySam: Grass is red PeabodySam: Dammit my front yard is on fire. PeabodySam: DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC jamesster: no PeabodySam: But then AgentJHM11 was not impressed. PeabodySam: And pacman87 does know how to arrow keys. PeabodySam: And WhiteAlligator is confused because there's only green and brown crocodiles. PeabodySam: Maybe. jamesster: I'm working on LEGO Message Boards Simulator v1.0 PeabodySam: And then diglett809 used CARRY OVER! PeabodySam: It's not very effective... jamesster: Lair was gonna do it but his mind melted in shock when he saw some of the posts there PeabodySam: And then Transmunks262 initiated Alpha Mode and transmunked into a chipmunk. jamesster: OH I SEE HOW IT IS GAME, I CAN WAIT THREE AND A HALF HOURS TO WAIT FOR THIS ITEM TO CRAFT jamesster: OR I CAN SPEND SIX GOLD BRICKS AND GET IT INSTANTLY PeabodySam: And then diglett809 proclaimed... jamesster: https://na.chimaonline.com/en/gold-bricks PeabodySam: Post in ALL the topics! PeabodySam: An hours ago! PeabodySam: But then Rocket Racer took all the Gold Bricks and hid them around Sandy Bay, Dino Island, Mars, Arctic, and Xalax. PeabodySam: He hid more in Nimbus System, but then something exploded because Michael Bay is directing this, and they turned blue instead. PeabodySam: Now... PeabodySam: THEY'RE BLUE PeabodySam: BABADIBABADIE PeabodySam: IF THEY WERE GREEN THEY WOULD DIE jamesster: HOLY CRUD I JUST HEARD A SOUND EFFECT FROM LU ALPHA/EARLY BETA PeabodySam: SUDDENLY NOSTALGIA jamesster: THE ORIGINAL ACHIEVEMENT SOUND IS USED WHEN YOU BUY SOMETHING PeabodySam: It's not very effective... jamesster: meh PeabodySam: But to buy something, you need money. PeabodySam: And suddenly Medic took ALL the money. PeabodySam: No more LU beta sound effect for you. jamesster: :c PeabodySam: Because Chima needs more HATS. PeabodySam: HATS JAMESSTER PeabodySam: HATS PeabodySam: Then HATS send a transmission... PeabodySam: ALL YOUR CHEESE ARE BELONG TO US PeabodySam: And then the Darkitect [YOU CANNOT GRASP THE TRUE FORM OF THIS TEXT] and changed flowers. jamesster: you said that as I was buying headgear PeabodySam: Now the flowers are HATS. PeabodySam: But is RED now BLU? PeabodySam: That depends on who you are. PeabodySam: You'll see. PeabodySam: COME TO CHIMA PeabodySam: No, come to LEGO Island. PeabodySam: We've got racing and jetskiing and building and flying and watching and driving and having fun and - PeabodySam: NO PeabodySam: CHIMA PeabodySam: WE HAVE CHEESE PeabodySam: Go Crocs PeabodySam: Unless Lions are with a sledgehammer jamesster: My character is named Bionic StromlingBearclaw PeabodySam: Right before Jake Thunder kills everyone with a RAWKET LAWNCHAIR PeabodySam: Then SUDDENLY JOHNNY THUNDER PeabodySam: It's super effective! PeabodySam: Jake Thunder DED PeabodySam: Johnny Thunder gains 1006 exp. points and gets a role in a new movie. PeabodySam: YAY PeabodySam: LEGO faith has been restored. PeabodySam: SIMPSONS PeabodySam: LEGO faith has been lost. PeabodySam: Faith is a fragile thing. jamesster: So are LEGO models. PeabodySam: With Galaxy Squad and LEGO Movie, it is strengthened. jamesster: And this game. PeabodySam: Then cheese and beer come along and everything exploded. PeabodySam: But then the ice cream melted, prompting PeabodySam to suddenly go AFK. jamesster: aw PeabodySam: So PeabodySam wasn't front, and the ice cream are ded. PeabodySam: And the moon was almost at top of where at the sky and bird. PeabodySam: Then Jeff Bridges was a star, man. PeabodySam: Which reminded Laval of more CHEESE PeabodySam: And then Laval was in two videogames PeabodySam: But his arch nemesis Lava was in infinitely more. PeabodySam: So Laval lost and resorted to cheating. PeabodySam: Which sounds a lot like cheesing. PeabodySam: He plasmified at twelve o'clock while riding a Speedorz. PeabodySam: But then he crashed his Speedorz into Warrior's car and exploded. PeabodySam: So now he has to go collect drones. PeabodySam: To upgrade his cheese. PeabodySam: But Laval went to Ogel's Island to look for drones. PeabodySam: And instead he found Slimy Slugs because he went to OGEL Island instead. jamesster: a slimy slug is invading your ramblings PeabodySam: Then Laval was los tin space. PeabodySam: Which is like los tin cup which is about golf, which is a SPOATS. PeabodySam: XBOX, go home, you're drunk. PeabodySam: TEE VEE TEE VEE TEE VEE TEE VEE TEE VEE PeabodySam: And so Microsoft reverted back to Windows XP. PeabodySam: But Duke Nukem kept spamming them. PeabodySam: BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS jamesster: I'm a bear with pointy sticks and a pink vest PeabodySam: And then a malformation of falling rocks happened. PeabodySam: All at the same time. PeabodySam: So now we've got TEE VEE BALLS LANDSLIDE TEE VEE BALLS LANDSLIDE TEE VEE BALLS LANDSLIDE PeabodySam: And everywhere Laval went, it eroded the ground away. PeabodySam: So the Rock Raiders hated him for causing Lake of Fire. PeabodySam: So they booted his sorry Soviet behind back to Canada. PeabodySam: There, Laval found drones. PeabodySam: So he needed to go back to Xalax but didn't have spesship. PeabodySam: So he hitched a ride with the blacktron and Joe Spaceborn. PeabodySam: Who is distantly related to Jim Spaceborn. PeabodySam: But then that's no moon. PeabodySam: That's an infomooniac. PeabodySam: So we need dramatic music. PeabodySam: DADA DAAA DADA DAAA DADA DAAA DADA DAAAA PeabodySam: Infomooniac just keeps showing up in Alderaan places at Alderaan times. jamesster: did I fall asleep jamesster: because this is surreal for real life but average for my dreams PeabodySam: But then they had salvation. PeabodySam: Because Ernie was a black hole. PeabodySam: So Conker had a really bad fur day. PeabodySam: Because Elmo wanted to learn math from Ernie, and divided by a ghost dog from a Tim Burton film. PeabodySam: Then suddenly Cthulego. PeabodySam: ... PeabodySam: Nah, no Cthulego. PeabodySam: Anyways... PeabodySam: Infomooniac, Laval, and the drones got sucked into Ernie's hole. PeabodySam: It was really dark in there. jamesster: oh goodness PeabodySam: And then they were at Xalax. PeabodySam: And Laval gave the drones to Warrior. PeabodySam: But Warrior was mad because they were the wrong type of drones. PeabodySam: He wanted Skeleton Drones, but Laval got him Ice Drones. PeabodySam: So he got kicked out of LEGO Racers 2. PeabodySam: So Laval had to find a different game company. jamesster: is this like some sort of alternate universe of the DARPG PeabodySam: But then, Laval was ensnared in a net by a devil. PeabodySam: And then the Darkitect [uNGRASPABLE TEXT]. PeabodySam: So Laval went to TellTale. PeabodySam: And they were all like, "WRONG TT GAMES" PeabodySam: So they booted his sorry Soviet behind back to Canada again. PeabodySam: But luckily, he found a magic balloon and floated to Nintendo. PeabodySam: But John McCain beat him to the Wii U. PeabodySam: So he had to settle for the 3DS instead. PeabodySam: And that, my friends, is how "Lava's Journey" came to be. PeabodySam: But Dr. Pepper who was the Brickster's not son was still mad because the cheese topping from the CD pizza was missing. PeabodySam: GUESS WHO PeabodySam: It was the Crack-odiles! PeabodySam: And it was revealed that the whole thing started because Cragger ran out of crack and wanted to try cheese as a substitute. PeabodySam: But everyone was sad in Fabuland because there weren't enough HATS. PeabodySam: Except the snakes, so they got kicked out of Fabuland and had to settle in Ninjago instead. PeabodySam: Then the cheese wars wrecked Fabuland. jamesster: sorry was claiming a portal thing jamesster: what the PeabodySam: Then Cave Johnson introduced lemons to Fabuland. PeabodySam: Everything caught on fire. PeabodySam: So he needed infomooniac rocks to create portals. PeabodySam: But the only way to get that was to get inside Ernie's black hole. PeabodySam: Luckily, they had a Space Core to do the job. PeabodySam: But then the Space Core ended up in Skyrim. PeabodySam: And that caused the Darkitect to [uNGRASPABLE TEXT]. PeabodySam: So Nexus Force was ded. PeabodySam: And then the Darkitect [YOU] and [CANNOT] with [GRASP] potato [THE] Danielle Radcliffe [TRUE] with a bucket of [FORM] then [OF] suddenly dinosaurs [THIS] so you'll have to [TEXT] sideways. PeabodySam: And LEGO Universe asploded. PeabodySam: And LEGO execs were all like, "Our MMO has failed. LET'S MAKE ANOTHER!" PeabodySam: Because Medic was whispering to them about FREE MONEY. PeabodySam: But they had a cheese shortage. PeabodySam: Which gave them an idea. PeabodySam: Two seconds later, they slapped this game together. PeabodySam: And now you know. PeabodySam: And knowing is half the battle. PeabodySam: BUT WHO WAS PHONE?!? PeabodySam: [/end] jamesster: http://assets0.ordienetworks.com/images/GifGuide/clapping/busey_clapping.gif PeabodySam: Clearly, the best Chima fanfic ever. jamesster: holy crud man