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Throughout my childhood I spent a lot of time drawing and writing comics and making terrible animations, including a fair bit of LEGO stuff. Over the last 6 or 7 or 8 ish years that's kind of...stopped. But it's something I plan to get back into properly in the near future. So I dug out my crappy old tablet and produced the masterpiece you see above, a work I call "Crudely Drawn Happy Afro LEGO Man". My tablet isn't a fancy wacom thing, it doesn't have its own screen, so I'll have to get used to drawing without looking at the pen again, but that shouldn't take too long, right? Although, last time I used this tablet, iPads were not even a twinkle in Steve's eye so I suppose it might be worth trying to draw with that, at least then I can see what I'm doing I'll open the bidding for this particular piece now :)

jamesster: Somebody just ran by me, their first name "Gorilla" PeabodySam: Which almost looks Latin. jamesster: they're an eagle PeabodySam: Eagorilla? PeabodySam: I'm just going to call him Eagor. PeabodySam: Let's find Kownt Drunkula so he can work for him. jamesster: hah PeabodySam: And together they can make Fronkenshteen. PeabodySam: But oh no Cragger stole the cheese. PeabodySam: Now they have no more drugs. PeabodySam: So now it's up to Rex Furry to save the day. jamesster: my brain hurts PeabodySam: And then along comes Dali, and he's all like, "rhinos, dude!" PeabodySam: Then suddenly peacocks chased the skunks up the waterfall. PeabodySam: Upside down. jamesster: the load times on this game are like LI2-ish PeabodySam: Then a big something like the Combine opened up in the sky. jamesster: though according to the community manager it's due to server stress and will be fixed PeabodySam: A CD pizza came out and flattened everyone. jamesster: https://community.lego.com/t5/LEGENDS-OF-CHIMA-ONLINE/bd-p/Legends_of_Chima_Online PeabodySam: And Dr. Pepper who was the Brickster's not son proclaimed, "I have long load times copyrighted!" PeabodySam: Then bug reporting spontaneously combusted and exploded. PeabodySam: After some dude was watching Suicide Mouse back in the day and said "oh no i have to go poop now". jamesster: is this real life PeabodySam: And then WHO ARE YOU? also caught on fire. PeabodySam: And the Archette was on fire. PeabodySam: And the updates were on fire. PeabodySam: Roses are red PeabodySam: Violets are red PeabodySam: Trees are red PeabodySam: Grass is red PeabodySam: Dammit my front yard is on fire. PeabodySam: DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC jamesster: no PeabodySam: But then AgentJHM11 was not impressed. PeabodySam: And pacman87 does know how to arrow keys. PeabodySam: And WhiteAlligator is confused because there's only green and brown crocodiles. PeabodySam: Maybe. jamesster: I'm working on LEGO Message Boards Simulator v1.0 PeabodySam: And then diglett809 used CARRY OVER! PeabodySam: It's not very effective... jamesster: Lair was gonna do it but his mind melted in shock when he saw some of the posts there PeabodySam: And then Transmunks262 initiated Alpha Mode and transmunked into a chipmunk. jamesster: OH I SEE HOW IT IS GAME, I CAN WAIT THREE AND A HALF HOURS TO WAIT FOR THIS ITEM TO CRAFT jamesster: OR I CAN SPEND SIX GOLD BRICKS AND GET IT INSTANTLY PeabodySam: And then diglett809 proclaimed... jamesster: https://na.chimaonline.com/en/gold-bricks PeabodySam: Post in ALL the topics! PeabodySam: An hours ago! PeabodySam: But then Rocket Racer took all the Gold Bricks and hid them around Sandy Bay, Dino Island, Mars, Arctic, and Xalax. PeabodySam: He hid more in Nimbus System, but then something exploded because Michael Bay is directing this, and they turned blue instead. PeabodySam: Now... PeabodySam: THEY'RE BLUE PeabodySam: BABADIBABADIE PeabodySam: IF THEY WERE GREEN THEY WOULD DIE jamesster: HOLY CRUD I JUST HEARD A SOUND EFFECT FROM LU ALPHA/EARLY BETA PeabodySam: SUDDENLY NOSTALGIA jamesster: THE ORIGINAL ACHIEVEMENT SOUND IS USED WHEN YOU BUY SOMETHING PeabodySam: It's not very effective... jamesster: meh PeabodySam: But to buy something, you need money. PeabodySam: And suddenly Medic took ALL the money. PeabodySam: No more LU beta sound effect for you. jamesster: :c PeabodySam: Because Chima needs more HATS. PeabodySam: HATS JAMESSTER PeabodySam: HATS PeabodySam: Then HATS send a transmission... PeabodySam: ALL YOUR CHEESE ARE BELONG TO US PeabodySam: And then the Darkitect [YOU CANNOT GRASP THE TRUE FORM OF THIS TEXT] and changed flowers. jamesster: you said that as I was buying headgear PeabodySam: Now the flowers are HATS. PeabodySam: But is RED now BLU? PeabodySam: That depends on who you are. PeabodySam: You'll see. PeabodySam: COME TO CHIMA PeabodySam: No, come to LEGO Island. PeabodySam: We've got racing and jetskiing and building and flying and watching and driving and having fun and - PeabodySam: NO PeabodySam: CHIMA PeabodySam: WE HAVE CHEESE PeabodySam: Go Crocs PeabodySam: Unless Lions are with a sledgehammer jamesster: My character is named Bionic StromlingBearclaw PeabodySam: Right before Jake Thunder kills everyone with a RAWKET LAWNCHAIR PeabodySam: Then SUDDENLY JOHNNY THUNDER PeabodySam: It's super effective! PeabodySam: Jake Thunder DED PeabodySam: Johnny Thunder gains 1006 exp. points and gets a role in a new movie. PeabodySam: YAY PeabodySam: LEGO faith has been restored. PeabodySam: SIMPSONS PeabodySam: LEGO faith has been lost. PeabodySam: Faith is a fragile thing. jamesster: So are LEGO models. PeabodySam: With Galaxy Squad and LEGO Movie, it is strengthened. jamesster: And this game. PeabodySam: Then cheese and beer come along and everything exploded. PeabodySam: But then the ice cream melted, prompting PeabodySam to suddenly go AFK. jamesster: aw PeabodySam: So PeabodySam wasn't front, and the ice cream are ded. PeabodySam: And the moon was almost at top of where at the sky and bird. PeabodySam: Then Jeff Bridges was a star, man. PeabodySam: Which reminded Laval of more CHEESE PeabodySam: And then Laval was in two videogames PeabodySam: But his arch nemesis Lava was in infinitely more. PeabodySam: So Laval lost and resorted to cheating. PeabodySam: Which sounds a lot like cheesing. PeabodySam: He plasmified at twelve o'clock while riding a Speedorz. PeabodySam: But then he crashed his Speedorz into Warrior's car and exploded. PeabodySam: So now he has to go collect drones. PeabodySam: To upgrade his cheese. PeabodySam: But Laval went to Ogel's Island to look for drones. PeabodySam: And instead he found Slimy Slugs because he went to OGEL Island instead. jamesster: a slimy slug is invading your ramblings PeabodySam: Then Laval was los tin space. PeabodySam: Which is like los tin cup which is about golf, which is a SPOATS. PeabodySam: XBOX, go home, you're drunk. PeabodySam: TEE VEE TEE VEE TEE VEE TEE VEE TEE VEE PeabodySam: And so Microsoft reverted back to Windows XP. PeabodySam: But Duke Nukem kept spamming them. PeabodySam: BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS jamesster: I'm a bear with pointy sticks and a pink vest PeabodySam: And then a malformation of falling rocks happened. PeabodySam: All at the same time. PeabodySam: So now we've got TEE VEE BALLS LANDSLIDE TEE VEE BALLS LANDSLIDE TEE VEE BALLS LANDSLIDE PeabodySam: And everywhere Laval went, it eroded the ground away. PeabodySam: So the Rock Raiders hated him for causing Lake of Fire. PeabodySam: So they booted his sorry Soviet behind back to Canada. PeabodySam: There, Laval found drones. PeabodySam: So he needed to go back to Xalax but didn't have spesship. PeabodySam: So he hitched a ride with the blacktron and Joe Spaceborn. PeabodySam: Who is distantly related to Jim Spaceborn. PeabodySam: But then that's no moon. PeabodySam: That's an infomooniac. PeabodySam: So we need dramatic music. PeabodySam: DADA DAAA DADA DAAA DADA DAAA DADA DAAAA PeabodySam: Infomooniac just keeps showing up in Alderaan places at Alderaan times. jamesster: did I fall asleep jamesster: because this is surreal for real life but average for my dreams PeabodySam: But then they had salvation. PeabodySam: Because Ernie was a black hole. PeabodySam: So Conker had a really bad fur day. PeabodySam: Because Elmo wanted to learn math from Ernie, and divided by a ghost dog from a Tim Burton film. PeabodySam: Then suddenly Cthulego. PeabodySam: ... PeabodySam: Nah, no Cthulego. PeabodySam: Anyways... PeabodySam: Infomooniac, Laval, and the drones got sucked into Ernie's hole. PeabodySam: It was really dark in there. jamesster: oh goodness PeabodySam: And then they were at Xalax. PeabodySam: And Laval gave the drones to Warrior. PeabodySam: But Warrior was mad because they were the wrong type of drones. PeabodySam: He wanted Skeleton Drones, but Laval got him Ice Drones. PeabodySam: So he got kicked out of LEGO Racers 2. PeabodySam: So Laval had to find a different game company. jamesster: is this like some sort of alternate universe of the DARPG PeabodySam: But then, Laval was ensnared in a net by a devil. PeabodySam: And then the Darkitect [uNGRASPABLE TEXT]. PeabodySam: So Laval went to TellTale. PeabodySam: And they were all like, "WRONG TT GAMES" PeabodySam: So they booted his sorry Soviet behind back to Canada again. PeabodySam: But luckily, he found a magic balloon and floated to Nintendo. PeabodySam: But John McCain beat him to the Wii U. PeabodySam: So he had to settle for the 3DS instead. PeabodySam: And that, my friends, is how "Lava's Journey" came to be. PeabodySam: But Dr. Pepper who was the Brickster's not son was still mad because the cheese topping from the CD pizza was missing. PeabodySam: GUESS WHO PeabodySam: It was the Crack-odiles! PeabodySam: And it was revealed that the whole thing started because Cragger ran out of crack and wanted to try cheese as a substitute. PeabodySam: But everyone was sad in Fabuland because there weren't enough HATS. PeabodySam: Except the snakes, so they got kicked out of Fabuland and had to settle in Ninjago instead. PeabodySam: Then the cheese wars wrecked Fabuland. jamesster: sorry was claiming a portal thing jamesster: what the PeabodySam: Then Cave Johnson introduced lemons to Fabuland. PeabodySam: Everything caught on fire. PeabodySam: So he needed infomooniac rocks to create portals. PeabodySam: But the only way to get that was to get inside Ernie's black hole. PeabodySam: Luckily, they had a Space Core to do the job. PeabodySam: But then the Space Core ended up in Skyrim. PeabodySam: And that caused the Darkitect to [uNGRASPABLE TEXT]. PeabodySam: So Nexus Force was ded. PeabodySam: And then the Darkitect [YOU] and [CANNOT] with [GRASP] potato [THE] Danielle Radcliffe [TRUE] with a bucket of [FORM] then [OF] suddenly dinosaurs [THIS] so you'll have to [TEXT] sideways. PeabodySam: And LEGO Universe asploded. PeabodySam: And LEGO execs were all like, "Our MMO has failed. LET'S MAKE ANOTHER!" PeabodySam: Because Medic was whispering to them about FREE MONEY. PeabodySam: But they had a cheese shortage. PeabodySam: Which gave them an idea. PeabodySam: Two seconds later, they slapped this game together. PeabodySam: And now you know. PeabodySam: And knowing is half the battle. PeabodySam: BUT WHO WAS PHONE?!? PeabodySam: [/end] jamesster: http://assets0.ordienetworks.com/images/GifGuide/clapping/busey_clapping.gif PeabodySam: Clearly, the best Chima fanfic ever. jamesster: holy crud man

I don't want to fall into the habit of constantly posting everything I make in a new thread like certain other members do, so here's a blog post. The last couple of videos I've made have been more thread-worthy, I think, because other people might actually want to use them. I don't think anyone else would want to use this one, although I guess my LEGO username is pretty unoriginal. Whatever. Here it is: It's basically just an animated version of my sig. It's made up from 15 LDD renders all spliced together and animated and edited until I achieved what you see in the video. If I ever get round to making LEGO videos that aren't just...well, logos and lyrics, I'll probably use this in them. So there's something to look forward to... ;)