After opening 70803 Cloud Cuckoo Palace two weeks ago (yes, it took me this long just to stop procrastinating and just upload the darn photos already), the first thing I did was toss aside the instructions. I had little interest in the main model and, besides, it's supposed to be Cloud Cuckoo Land... the last thing you should be doing with a set based on Cloud Cuckoo Land is building it by following the instructions! Instead, I just decided to improvise and see what happened.
This happened.
Back view
Side view
BONUS: LEGO Digital Designer recreation
Benny minifigure not included. And before you tell me that's technically not a Benny minifigure in the photographs, ask yourself: what part of "Benny minifigure not included" did you not understand?