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The fact that North Korea expressed their support for Scottish Independence, for one, very much scares me. Scotland, I'm English and I love you, but for crying out loud you are being absolute idiots right now. Ever heard of 'divide and conquer'? No, you can't make it alone. We need to stick together, especially in today's tense world. Now pull up your kilts and knock some sense into yourselves. Oh, and nice comic Ayliffe.

Go home, Ben. You're drunk. But to be honest, I have... no idea what to think of this story.

I like my rendition of a bear better.