Right, well... *sigh* ...I've been keeping this secret for a while...
...I'm not who I say I am. I'm not a 14 year old male teenager that is Scottish, I'm a 1400 year old male Time Lord... ...that is Scottish.
I've been flying through time in a Time Machine, cleverly disguised as a porta-potty, a prota-potty which is smaller on the inside, but with handlebars outside to hold onto.
I've had companions, oh yes, companions come with me. Mr Pencil, Pen-ny and Ruberr to name a few. I've seen them come, I've seen them go, I've even seen some fall and burn in the Omega Parallel Time vortex, but I move on, with a new face to take the empty space.
And hence I float through time and space, striving to take all signs of sanity out the past and into the present. My home being RRU, where I've been attempting to learn not only about humankind, but about how advanced humanity has gotten... ...which is the same as learning about humankind.
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Oh, to hell with it, I'm pulling your leg. ;)