Leaderboard

"The goblins have arrived!" Quickly, they tallied up their votes while trying to fight off the goblins. In the scuffle that followed suspicions were taken as votes and as some players remained almost completely silent. Xiron ended up with three, Sea, and Quis with one. Thus it fell to Xiron to defend the fort. "You feel an evil presence watching you..." Those who were experienced ran to their defences. But Xiron had to stay. The others watched from a safe distance. Xiron was lucky to get a Harpoon early on which he was using to terrible effect. However, the goblins were very slowly getting the better of him. Mind you, the invasion was finite. His fort that he'd made was his downfall. He was able to incinerate the melee goblins by spamming the harpoon, and the archers' arrows hit his dirt pile. However, the sorcerers were another matter: they teleport and their attacks travel through blocks. Having simply relied on dodging and the occasional shot from the Harpoon, Xiron now had an army against him entirely consisting of these sorcerers. He didn't have enough room to dodge, so he decided to make a sortie. It was the last decision he ever made. Although he'd managed to beat off the sorcerers, it was with a great loss of health. And for some reason he'd had extremely bad luck, because the next bunch of goblins was entirely melee, and he didn't have enough range to effectively use the harpoon. Surrounded on all sides and with no hope of escape... ... the worst happened. "Eye of Cthulu has awoken!" "Xiron's screams of agony were finally silenced by Eye of Cthulu." United again against a common and powerful enemy, the remainder of the team challenged the Eye (staying far away enough from the goblins). Eventually they harried his health down to 0. Now they were free to find the identity of the offender. Sea said Xiron's house was near the jungle. Fushigisaur ordered them to wait so he could make some potions: Dangersense potions, to be precise. They were well needed. Xiron's house was fortified. There was a challenging climb up to his sky-house, but that was a minor matter as one member had bought large quantities of rope. When they did get in, they noticed too many pressure plates on the floor. One player cautiously stepped on one and was rewarded with a boulder rush, but they broke on the dirt wall. When the wires were visible, they noticed that some lead to a strange sloping mechanism. They didn't want to find out what it was. In Xiron's main house area, they spotted a sign: "To Murder." Inside a nearby chest there were large quantities of area-of-effect weapons: even some landmines, which he must have brought in from another world. They sold well though Rest in turmoil Xiron, your treachery will not be forgotten. He was indeed the Mafia, bent on plotting the destruction of his team. (FYI Fushi was the Doctor.) And wow, that was a short round

This is the thread for the most stupid Lego Ideas sets you've seen. I'll start off with a lengthy list. My personal favourites are marked with an unobtrusive asterisk. I am sorry, there are far too many asterisks, but some of them are hilarious. I'm sorry if I offend anyone by laughing at something that was their childhood or anything, but I hope you'll be able to laugh with me. If you can only check one then check this: https://ideas.lego.com/projects/100824 My top favourite. (Just because you post in here doesn't mean I add it to the list, I am allowed to have discretion =P) https://ideas.lego.com/projects/99308 https://ideas.lego.com/projects/99921 https://ideas.lego.com/projects/100026 * https://ideas.lego.com/projects/14403 * https://ideas.lego.com/projects/14106 https://ideas.lego.com/projects/20397 https://ideas.lego.com/projects/101107 https://ideas.lego.com/projects/101111 https://ideas.lego.com/projects/101136 * https://ideas.lego.com/projects/100803 * https://ideas.lego.com/projects/101075 * https://ideas.lego.com/projects/91140 https://ideas.lego.com/projects/101303 https://ideas.lego.com/projects/96884 https://ideas.lego.com/projects/102586 * https://ideas.lego.com/projects/102417 * https://ideas.lego.com/projects/101830 https://ideas.lego.com/projects/101866 * https://ideas.lego.com/projects/101840 * https://ideas.lego.com/projects/102814 * https://ideas.lego.com/projects/102732 https://ideas.lego.com/projects/102933 * https://ideas.lego.com/projects/75472 https://ideas.lego.com/projects/99235 https://ideas.lego.com/projects/85418 * https://ideas.lego.com/projects/99103 https://ideas.lego.com/projects/101780 * https://ideas.lego.com/projects/81 * https://ideas.lego.com/projects/91813 https://ideas.lego.com/projects/101247 * https://ideas.lego.com/projects/51357 https://ideas.lego.com/projects/137961 https://ideas.lego.com/projects/136367 https://ideas.lego.com/projects/137258 https://ideas.lego.com/projects/135622 https://ideas.lego.com/projects/135723 * https://ideas.lego.com/projects/135770 https://ideas.lego.com/projects/135187 https://ideas.lego.com/projects/134913 https://ideas.lego.com/projects/134729 https://ideas.lego.com/projects/134343 apologies to SW fans https://ideas.lego.com/projects/134146 https://ideas.lego.com/projects/132725 ow, my eyes https://ideas.lego.com/projects/133369 https://ideas.lego.com/projects/133320 https://ideas.lego.com/projects/128389

[sarcasm] Yeah!; I most certainitly want a Food Truck that looks like it was thrown into a Trash-compactor! Oh I totally want LEGO Shrek to become a reality! It's my childhood dreams! Yes! I want Thor's awkwardly squished hammer to put into my "Amasinnn' Legaw seets!" [/sarcasm]

​The guy who made this must be in Central America. In Guatemala a lot of places had walls that, during the civil war, were lined with shattered glass from beer bottles and such to keep out intruders. Cats are smart though so they would like to show off and walk along the tops of the walls, never stepping on a shard.

​There is a reason I'm laughing right now. Also, can someone please be a dear be a dear and tell me the logic in how pointing out the obvious gets you votes for mafia ​You were coming up with bizarre reasons not to vote for certain people and then seemingly arbitrarily voting for Ben. That's acting a mite bit suspicious.

Okay, I'm gonna try for 10 pages a day, and get this knocked out quick. Here are the first ten. Sadie might've mentioned better copies without text coming eventually that would be better to actually add the text to (or maybe it was these layouts) but in either case I'll hold off on that daunting task for now. Page 1 Page 2 Page 3 Page 4 Page 5 Page 6 Page 7 Page 8 Page 9 Page 10 Cornheart gives exactly zero poops and I love him

You sir, are an amazing artist. (I was going to use "drawer" but though you might get confused with furniture )