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"Hi mom, what's for lunch?", I ask as I enter the expansive kitchen. I had just come from the computer, which means I also brought with me an old acquaintance - hunger.

I look expectantly towards the lady at the stove, who motions with her shoulder to the brown table.

There, sitting in all it’s glory, is…a…

It’s a…

It’s a…

IT’S A BOWL OF SOUP!?

Does my mom actually expect me to satisfy the beast in my stomach with a bowl of soup!?

How…could…some idiot several thousand years ago think to invent some garbage called soup.

Makes me feel like throwing up even.

Don’t get me wrong, I love soup.

But I detest it when it is served as a meal.

Blah.

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It’s a…

IT’S A BOWL OF SOUP!?

Does my mom actually expect me to satisfy the beast in my stomach with a bowl of soup!?

How…could…some idiot several thousand years ago think to invent some garbage called soup.

Makes me feel like throwing up even. I must send it back to the era from whence it was created.

You have encountered Bowl of Soup which lunges at you with your mother's love and care!

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