lol username Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 [10:56:07 PM] McJobless: http://sphotos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/1044478_622924841065670_111460162_n.jpg [10:56:20 PM] McJobless: Who here is Canadian. [10:56:25 PM] McJobless: It's a serious question. [10:57:29 PM] jamesster: I'll be in Canada in exactly a week [10:57:39 PM] jamesster: One of my best friends is Canadian [10:57:47 PM] McJobless: Kill him. [10:57:49 PM] McJobless: This is science. [10:58:08 PM] jamesster: this totally explains scott pilgrim [10:58:46 PM] McJobless: [10:58:48 PM] McJobless: MY MIND [10:58:50 PM] McJobless: IS BLOWN Pranciblad, Jimbob and McJobless 3 Link to comment
STUDZ Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 Hey, Don't go killing me and Xiron. We'll sic the polar bears on you lot. Link to comment
Lair Posted July 15, 2013 Share Posted July 15, 2013 [10:47:15 PM] Ramius Antillies: LZ is drugs right now. [10:47:18 PM] Joe9412: does that mean I can smoke you LZ? [10:47:22 PM] LordZakida: oh good joe is here [10:47:35 PM] Joe9412: no im not Joe [10:47:36 PM] McJobless: Joe, you would smoke LZ's pole. [10:47:37 PM] Joe9412: im Joe [10:47:46 PM] Joe9412: what wrong with that? [10:48:51 PM] Ramius Antillies: I'm out. This is too loopy for me. McJobless 1 Link to comment
Zephyria Posted July 15, 2013 Share Posted July 15, 2013 [12:04:31 AM | Edited 12:04:36 AM] Joe9412: anyone remember the RRU orgy? [12:04:39 AM] Seradima (Alexis): what the f**** [12:04:44 AM] Lair: [12:04 AM] Seradima (Alexis): <<< what the f**** [12:04:44 AM] McJobless: You guys did what now? Lair, McJobless and STUDZ 3 Link to comment
Lair Posted July 24, 2013 Share Posted July 24, 2013 [4:51:53 PM] McJobless: ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH [4:52:00 PM] McJobless: EVEN IN MY GODDAM DREAMS [4:52:05 PM] McJobless: I CAN'T WIN A RACE IN LEGO RACERS [4:52:10 PM] McJobless: DAFAQ IS THIS. McJobless, Wognif and STUDZ 3 Link to comment
Zephyria Posted July 25, 2013 Share Posted July 25, 2013 back when the forums were dead. [1:36:11 AM] McJobless: brb zelda modern warfare rule 34 hardcore wack off Alcom Isst and McJobless 2 Link to comment
Alcom Isst Posted July 28, 2013 Share Posted July 28, 2013 [1:07:55 AM] Ciprian: But I have it imprinted in my mind as Sega. [1:07:56 AM] Lair: you know what saga meens [1:08:01 AM] Ciprian: Yes, I do. [1:08:06 AM] Ciprian: But I always called it Sega. [1:09:42 AM] Ramius Antillies: It's ok, Lair, he meens well. [1:35:45 AM] Ramius Antillies: See what I did there? [1:37:47 AM] Lair: Don't get me started singing the IMMeen song [1:37:54 AM] Lair: or mcjobless will flip his lid [1:38:29 AM] Mechanized.Soul: hi [1:38:31 AM] Mechanized.Soul: IMsin [1:38:52 AM] McJobless: http://www.everten.com.au/images/P/Scanpan-Replacement-Lid-L-05.jpg [1:39:59 AM] Ramius Antillies: Cool? [1:40:45 AM] Lair: so if that's your lid [1:40:47 AM] Lair: does this mean [1:40:50 AM] Lair: you're a pot head? [1:40:57 AM] McJobless: HAHAHAHAHHAHA [1:40:59 AM] McJobless: OMG [1:41:01 AM] McJobless: LAAAAAAAAAIRRR Fush, Lair, IceHusky and 4 others 7 Link to comment
Lair Posted July 28, 2013 Share Posted July 28, 2013 [4:35:04 PM] McJobless: What the s***... [4:35:07 PM] McJobless: In my dream... [4:35:19 PM] McJobless: Ken Levine was a combo of Darth Vader and the Empreror. [4:35:23 PM] McJobless: He had his own Death Star. [4:35:29 PM] McJobless: Full of nightclubs. [4:35:45 PM] McJobless: Then everybody from Irrational Games was living there. [4:36:03 PM] McJobless: Anyways, the Prime Minster of Australia hated Bioshock apparently. [4:36:15 PM] McJobless: So he wanted to blow up the Death Star. [4:36:20 PM] McJobless: But I stopped him. McJobless 1 Link to comment
McJobless Posted July 28, 2013 Share Posted July 28, 2013 Just to continue with the theme of my insane dreams, here's one I had last night (I've removed all the other comments from the beginning for clarity): [8:13:24 AM] McJobless: Just do it. [8:13:36 AM] McJobless: Now...has anyone had a dream in a dream? [8:13:49 AM] McJobless: What about a dream that continues on from a dream you had months ago? [8:14:03 AM] McJobless: How about a dream that feels realistic that isn't a lucid dream? [8:14:34 AM] McJobless: Because I had one of those f****ers last night and I thought I was going to be penetrated over and over by my English and Religion teachers. [8:15:23 AM] McJobless: Forgot to do my damn assessments as usual. [8:15:34 AM] McJobless: But this time I hadn't done it the night before or something. [8:16:03 AM] McJobless: So I was pacing around the room, turning s*** up looking for my f****ing assessment notifications, checking dates and task types. [8:16:10 AM] McJobless: It's 3AM in the f****ing dream. [8:16:15 AM] McJobless: My mum calls out for me. [8:16:20 AM] McJobless: What the f****. [8:16:42 AM] McJobless: I ignore her since it's 3-f****ing-AM and I start frantically typing s*** down. [8:16:51 AM] McJobless: And then I remember the teachers I owe stuff to. [8:16:56 AM] McJobless: Goddam Usher and Gover. [8:17:01 AM] McJobless: They scare the s*** out of me. [8:17:06 AM] McJobless: In real life too. [8:17:09 AM] McJobless: And let me tell you. [8:17:16 AM] McJobless: Usher is really hot. [8:17:20 AM] McJobless: Like, I'm not joking. [8:17:24 AM] McJobless: Mother of all goodness. [8:17:35 AM] McJobless: A serious 10/10 would bang. [8:17:40 AM] McJobless: But they both. [8:17:46 AM] McJobless: Scare me. [8:17:51 AM] McJobless: And I owed them assessments. [8:18:01 AM] McJobless: I could actually feel myself breathing really hard. [8:18:13 AM] McJobless: And then I woke up for real and I was like "Goddam." Link to comment
IceHusky Posted July 29, 2013 Share Posted July 29, 2013 [5:41:00 PM] McJobless: Would you too stop fighting about analysis and for a second just stare at the pretty chick outside? [5:41:11 PM] McJobless: I should bake a cake. [5:41:15 PM] Lair of Rockwhales: I'm not attracted to chickens, sorry [5:41:26 PM] McJobless: HAR HUR HUEHUEHUE [5:41:28 PM] Lair of Rockwhales: it's okay if you like that stuff mate [5:41:32 PM] Lair of Rockwhales: i don't really care [5:41:34 PM] Ramius Antillies: Yeah, Extreme, come on. Keep your Zooaphilia to yourself. McJobless and s0d3rb3rg 2 Link to comment
Alcom Isst Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 [12:32:28 AM] Ramius Antillies: Those that see spam say "Aye." [12:32:35 AM] Ramius Antillies: All opposed, "Nay." [12:32:54 AM] Alcom Isst: Obviously, Aye. Bill [12:32:58 AM] Lair: Nye [12:33:12 AM] Lair: ahahahah [12:33:22 AM] Ramius Antillies: artfully executed. Twas an edit. Link to comment
Lair Posted August 1, 2013 Share Posted August 1, 2013 [3:41:46 PM] Triangle717: Ok [3:41:53 PM] Triangle717: Gtg [3:42:05 PM] Triangle717: Leaving wife an edit later [3:42:05 PM | Edited 3:42:13 PM] Triangle717: Leaving wifi ProfessorBrickkeeper, Jimbob, PeabodySam and 4 others 7 Link to comment
Lair Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 [7:48:01 PM] Joe9412: whats bens name? [7:48:08 PM] Lair: ben... [7:48:11 PM] Anonymouse: Uuuh Ben? [7:48:17 PM] Anonymouse: Just a wild guess [5:09:00 PM] Ramius Antillies: So Anon, why the sudden resurgence? [5:10:14 PM] Addictgamer: Mouse isn't in here? [5:10:25 PM] Ramius Antillies: oh f**** [5:10:31 PM] Ramius Antillies: Wrong chat Link to comment
le717 Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 [3:41:46 PM] Triangle717: Ok [3:41:53 PM] Triangle717: Gtg [3:42:05 PM] Triangle717: Leaving wife an edit later [3:42:05 PM | Edited 3:42:13 PM] Triangle717: Leaving wifi Though I will forever love full-size, physical keyboards, I think these mobile, touch-screen keyboards were created to bring humor into our otherwise dull conversation text. Link to comment
Yajmo Posted August 9, 2013 Share Posted August 9, 2013 Select vehicle? Pfft... Son, when I was young we BUILT our vehicles (LEGO Racers 1). Pfft...son, when I was young I BUILT my own vehicle (actual physical LEGO sets and creativity). SON... That is all I had when I was younger... Then I got LR1 for the N64. Pfft... Son, when I was young we CRAFTED our vehicles (original wooden LEGO toys). Because I am that old. *sarcasm* Son, when I was young we didn't HAVE vehicles. Son, when I was young we didn't HAVE vehicles. Son, when I was young, we had modular houses and faceless minifigs! Son, when I was young, we stopped doing this annoying, pointless thing and stayed ontopic. Tis a shame the WIiU is still terrible. Son, when I was young, we did C-C-C-COMBO BREAKERs! Seeing as I can stand the Wii motion stuff (to an extent) I probably wouldn't mind the Wii U. Link to comment
Alcom Isst Posted August 10, 2013 Share Posted August 10, 2013 After reading many commonsensemedia.org reviews... [6:50:25 PM] Linus: "They shouldn't let children into real life because there are scary things like thunder" s0d3rb3rg, McJobless and Yajmo 3 Link to comment
Addictgamer Posted August 11, 2013 Share Posted August 11, 2013 [5:24:26 PM] Joe: I just made the best thing in the world [5:24:38 PM] Joe: whenever you stare at an enderman What is Love starts playing [5:25:08 PM] Extreme110: Hey Joe. [5:25:17 PM] Extreme110: I heard if you stare long enough, Tali comes back to life. [5:25:43 PM] Joe: This is amazing [5:25:50 PM] Extreme110: So is Tali. [5:25:54 PM] Joe: Im going to the end with diamond gear [5:26:06 PM] Extreme110: I got to the end of Mass Effect with Tali alive. IceHusky, lol username, Lair and 2 others 5 Link to comment
Lair Posted August 11, 2013 Share Posted August 11, 2013 [11:15:06 PM] Cyrem: oh wow didn't even know people used this [11:15:41 PM] Ramius Antillies: They do. [11:15:45 PM] Ramius Antillies: Seen it on Reddit a few times. [11:16:26 PM] Lair: *Read it on Reddit [11:17:47 PM] Ramius Antillies: No, I saw the meme. [11:17:51 PM] Ramius Antillies: The meme is a picture. [11:17:58 PM] Ramius Antillies: The text is different for each use. [11:18:02 PM] Lair: Whoosh [11:18:05 PM] Lair: right over your head McJobless 1 Link to comment
Drill Master Posted August 11, 2013 Share Posted August 11, 2013 (JAL is me on Skype for those who don't already know) [08/11/2013 2:12 AM] McJobless: Important business people. [08/11/2013 2:12 AM] McJobless: That means me. [08/11/2013 2:12 AM] McJobless: We have meetings. [08/11/2013 2:12 AM] McJobless: And conferences. [08/11/2013 2:14 AM] JAL: I'm important business people. [08/11/2013 2:14 AM] McJobless: Doing what? [08/11/2013 2:15 AM] JAL: Stuff. [08/11/2013 2:15 AM] McJobless: Ah-huh. "Stuff". [08/11/2013 2:15 AM] JAL: Important stuff. [08/11/2013 2:15 AM] McJobless: Oh really? [08/11/2013 2:15 AM] JAL: Important business stuff. [08/11/2013 2:15 AM] McJobless: Such as? [08/11/2013 2:15 AM] McJobless: Sure. [08/11/2013 2:16 AM] JAL: Important business stuff for important business people like me. [08/11/2013 2:17 AM] McJobless: Please explain it. [08/11/2013 2:33 AM] Ramius Antillies: He's helping the Forerunner's redesign their Halo rings so that Flood don't survive the next time the rings are activated. [08/11/2013 2:38 AM] JAL: ^That [08/11/2013 5:34 AM] McJobless: And wipe us out in the process? [08/11/2013 5:34 AM] McJobless: Nice going braniac. McJobless 1 Link to comment
Zephyria Posted August 12, 2013 Share Posted August 12, 2013 [8:56:36 PM] jamesster: Just so ya know, my dad was basically a pseudo-hippie [8:56:42 PM] jamesster: didn't get into drugs and all that [8:56:42 PM] jamesster: but [8:56:46 PM] jamesster: man, his old passport pic... [8:56:50 PM] jamesster: I lol'd SO hard when I saw it [8:57:06 PM] jamesster: He had long hair and played in bands in canada illegally and stuff lol username, Biorune, Lair and 1 other 4 Link to comment
Alcom Isst Posted August 12, 2013 Share Posted August 12, 2013 [9:22:12 PM] jamesster: "Yellow Skin Color Natural Environmental Protection Latex Teletubbies Mask" [9:22:18 PM] jamesster: WHO WOULD BUY THIS [9:22:21 PM] jamesster: WHY [9:22:26 PM] McJobless: I would. [9:22:29 PM] jamesster: oh ok lol username, Biorune, IceHusky and 1 other 4 Link to comment
Lair Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 jamesster: "Sorry Santa, this year you're getting coal."source lol username and Wognif 2 Link to comment
lol username Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 Wes Jenkins: "I'm too f*kn techno-amish to figure out how to do that- so I need another smoke break...." Wognif, Fifi La Fume, Lair and 1 other 4 Link to comment
Yajmo Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 WES! This hilarious! Santa Claus dosen't beleive in YOU! Fishless 1 Link to comment
Zephyria Posted August 16, 2013 Share Posted August 16, 2013 [11:29:09 PM] Ciprian: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN [11:29:13 PM] Ciprian: I HAVE CREATED A NEW REFRESHMENT. [11:29:15 PM] Ciprian: I CALL IT [11:29:21 PM | Edited 11:29:47 PM] Ciprian: ICE TEA. [11:30:44 PM] jamesster: IS IT ANY DIFFERENT FROM ICED TEA? [11:31:28 PM] Ciprian: Heck yes [11:31:39 PM] Ciprian: Earlier I made some iced tea [11:31:47 PM | Edited 11:31:54 PM] Ciprian: Then I and shoved it in the freezer and went to work [11:31:58 PM] Ciprian: 3 hours later... [11:32:01 PM] jamesster: ICED TEASICLE [11:32:11 PM] (Alexis) Seradima: James [11:32:11 PM] Ciprian: A NEW ICECREAM DRINK HAS BEEN BORN [11:32:15 PM] jamesster: or ice tea [11:32:15 PM] (Alexis) Seradima: I read that as Iced Testicle [11:32:19 PM] Ciprian: ice tea, yes. [11:32:22 PM] jamesster: oh wad [11:32:23 PM] Ciprian: It's so beautiful [[11:32:23 PM] Ciprian: It's so beautiful [11:32:26 PM] Ciprian: The core is pure tea [11:32:35 PM] Ciprian: Surrounded by a sparkly crystal [11:32:58 PM] Ciprian: Step 1: Puncture the crystal with a knife [11:33:03 PM] Ciprian: Step 2: Insert straw [11:33:08 PM] Ciprian: Step 3: Drink icy goodness [11:33:13 PM] Ciprian: Step 4: Blow on crystal and watch it melt [11:33:17 PM] Ciprian: Step 5: Drink rest of tea. [11:33:18 PM] (Alexis) Seradima: iced testicle [11:33:42 PM] Ciprian: It's so beautiful, I wanna take a picture of it. [11:33:51 PM] Ciprian: It tasted very good too Lair and lol username 2 Link to comment
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