Cyrem Posted May 15, 2010 Share Posted May 15, 2010 *throws giant bag of styrofoam cookies at Cyrem* *takes cookie* That was supposed to distract me? LOL... uh oh... it did. Well... Warguy, catch this table! *takes cookie before table lands on Warguy* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aki Dazrold Posted May 15, 2010 Share Posted May 15, 2010 *withdraws the chickenstick* (Lol thats a distraction in itself!) *steal cookie oh no* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lair Posted May 15, 2010 Share Posted May 15, 2010 LOOK LZ IT'S YOUR FRIEND DOCTOR ROBOTNIK!!! *swipe* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aki Dazrold Posted May 15, 2010 Share Posted May 15, 2010 *Withdraws the chickenstick again* *Steals again* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zjean Posted May 15, 2010 Share Posted May 15, 2010 So, a leprechaun walked into a bar.... *steals cookie while people are giving strange looks.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Addictgamer Posted May 15, 2010 Share Posted May 15, 2010 I don't like how you guys make like 2 short sentences. Why not post a short little story? Why do you have to steal the cookie in one post? Why not make it span several posts. Like this. user1 A bird! *snatches cookie* I walk to the jumbo jet, fly to Houston, and hijack a shuttle. I blast off into space. user2 I climb into my starship, turn on the ignition, and hyperspace until the Oort cloud. I then tell the computer to begin the long process of tracking down user1. user1 I continue to fly forward. Now the moon is in full view. I land and head to my secret underground colony. User2 The computer finally tracks user1's shuttle down. I call in the main fleet stationed in M87 They dispatch a class 1 planetary bombardment unit to the moon. User1 Several blips appear on-screen in the main control room. "Sir, alien ships are approaching." WHAT IN THE WORLD, ALIENS? That can't be right. I evacuate down to the vault deep below the planet's surface, and sit there, tremoring, with cookie in hand. User2 I climb on-board Darak II, the largest ship of the Imperium, and activate the mass drivers. I aim it at the moon, far off in the distance, and I fire them. The laser beams slice threw space, and burn the planet's surface. I launch several hyperspace missiles at the moon, and watch as they travel through the hyperbands. They exit hyperspace and explode inside the moon's core. The moon begins to crack into pieces as lava gushes out of the core, and into space. Just then, the planetary bombardment team begin to fire their weapons, and the moon disintegrates. I pilot my ship to the former moon's location, and land on the vault, now floating in space. Several marines from the bombardment unit greet me as they break down the door and enter the vault. We search the place, killing all enemy soldiers until we reach user1. I snatch the cookie, exit the room, seal the floor hatch, trapping user1 inside, and exit the vault. My ship then launches the vault into the hyperspace channel, and it rockets off towards the sun. For example. Of course it doesn't have to be so detailed, but, don't make it so short and boring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aki Dazrold Posted May 15, 2010 Share Posted May 15, 2010 *withdraws the chickenstick again* *nobody gets distracted* Durdflurbit (lolstoled) Look! a Katamari filled with weed! *steal* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eagle98 Posted May 15, 2010 Share Posted May 15, 2010 Wow! You're right! *Steals cookie when LZ is still awed* GET IN DA CHOPPER! *Whizzz* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyrem Posted May 15, 2010 Share Posted May 15, 2010 Once upon a time in a land far far away there was an Eagle. This eagle was so afraid of mice that one day I threw a mouse at the Eagle. The Eagle was spooked by the mouse and dropped the cookie he had in his claws. *takes cookie off the ground* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Storm Posted May 15, 2010 Share Posted May 15, 2010 Hey, Cyrem! Betcha can't grab my Lego Universe key! *throws key at cyrem* *picks up cookie and runs off with it* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aki Dazrold Posted May 15, 2010 Share Posted May 15, 2010 *withdraws chickenstick* *still distracts nobody* Damn. I guess this has run its course. Uhm.............................................................................. Look! An angel! And she's giving away FREE BACON!!! *steal cookie* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheEPICtrainrider Posted May 15, 2010 Share Posted May 15, 2010 Look! Your Mom! *steals cookie* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyria Posted May 15, 2010 Share Posted May 15, 2010 Epic, Look, It's a Preview of Bioshock 3! *Liberates Cookie From it's Past Owner* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bioniclemaster Posted May 15, 2010 Share Posted May 15, 2010 Look! It's the last digit of pi! *points at chuck norris* based on this fact: the last digit of pi is chuck norris, because chuck norris is the end of everything *takes cookie while unholy dragon gets a round house kick* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyria Posted May 15, 2010 Share Posted May 15, 2010 But.....You can't Hit Girls! *Crys* *Liberates the cookie Again* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lair Posted May 15, 2010 Share Posted May 15, 2010 Once upon a time, Lari didn't want to make a story, so he stole cookie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyria Posted May 15, 2010 Share Posted May 15, 2010 *Shoves lair toward Water* *LIBERATES IT AGAIN!* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lair Posted May 15, 2010 Share Posted May 15, 2010 HA! YOU KNOW LITTLE OF THE TRUE WATER-WHALE EFFECTS! *steals cookie* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheEPICtrainrider Posted May 15, 2010 Share Posted May 15, 2010 Look. Free stuff. *whacks lair over the back of his head and steals cookie* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bioniclemaster Posted May 15, 2010 Share Posted May 15, 2010 look! there is a rockwhale's lair! *takes cookie from lair of rockwhales* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyria Posted May 15, 2010 Share Posted May 15, 2010 OMG! IT'S....It'S.........................A SET OF THE GREAT BEINGS! *Steals the cookie* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bioniclemaster Posted May 15, 2010 Share Posted May 15, 2010 look! a 90% off sale in the most expensive mall! *takes cookie* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyria Posted May 15, 2010 Share Posted May 15, 2010 BIONICLE IS BEING BROUGHT BACK! *Steals the Damn thing* OOC: This is topic #1337, BTW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lair Posted May 15, 2010 Share Posted May 15, 2010 LOOK, I'VE UNLEASHED THE BOHROK! *steals cookie* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyria Posted May 15, 2010 Share Posted May 15, 2010 The Bohrak PWNED! Anyways LOOK! IT'S BAZ! *It's Not Stealing, It's Liberation!* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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