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*throws giant bag of styrofoam cookies at Cyrem*

*takes cookie*

That was supposed to distract me? LOL... uh oh... it did. Well...

Warguy, catch this table!

*takes cookie before table lands on Warguy*

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Addictgamer

I don't like how you guys make like 2 short sentences.

Why not post a short little story?

Why do you have to steal the cookie in one post? Why not make it span several posts.

Like this.

user1

A bird! *snatches cookie*

I walk to the jumbo jet, fly to Houston, and hijack a shuttle.

I blast off into space.

user2

I climb into my starship, turn on the ignition, and hyperspace until the Oort cloud.

I then tell the computer to begin the long process of tracking down user1.

user1

I continue to fly forward. Now the moon is in full view.

I land and head to my secret underground colony.

User2

The computer finally tracks user1's shuttle down.

I call in the main fleet stationed in M87

They dispatch a class 1 planetary bombardment unit to the moon.

User1

Several blips appear on-screen in the main control room.

"Sir, alien ships are approaching."

WHAT IN THE WORLD, ALIENS? That can't be right.

I evacuate down to the vault deep below the planet's surface, and sit there, tremoring, with cookie in hand.

User2

I climb on-board Darak II, the largest ship of the Imperium, and activate the mass drivers.

I aim it at the moon, far off in the distance, and I fire them.

The laser beams slice threw space, and burn the planet's surface.

I launch several hyperspace missiles at the moon, and watch as they travel through the hyperbands.

They exit hyperspace and explode inside the moon's core.

The moon begins to crack into pieces as lava gushes out of the core, and into space.

Just then, the planetary bombardment team begin to fire their weapons, and the moon disintegrates.

I pilot my ship to the former moon's location, and land on the vault, now floating in space.

Several marines from the bombardment unit greet me as they break down the door and enter the vault.

We search the place, killing all enemy soldiers until we reach user1.

I snatch the cookie, exit the room, seal the floor hatch, trapping user1 inside, and exit the vault. My ship then launches the vault into the hyperspace channel, and it rockets off towards the sun.

For example.

Of course it doesn't have to be so detailed, but, don't make it so short and boring.

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Aki Dazrold

*withdraws the chickenstick again*

*nobody gets distracted*

Durdflurbit (lolstoled)

Look! a Katamari filled with weed!

*steal*

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Once upon a time in a land far far away there was an Eagle. This eagle was so afraid of mice that one day I threw a mouse at the Eagle. The Eagle was spooked by the mouse and dropped the cookie he had in his claws.

*takes cookie off the ground*

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Hey, Cyrem! Betcha can't grab my Lego Universe key! *throws key at cyrem*

*picks up cookie and runs off with it*

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Aki Dazrold

*withdraws chickenstick*

*still distracts nobody*

Damn. I guess this has run its course.

Uhm..............................................................................

Look! An angel! And she's giving away FREE BACON!!!

*steal cookie*

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Bioniclemaster

Look! It's the last digit of pi! *points at chuck norris*

based on this fact:

the last digit of pi is chuck norris, because chuck norris is the end of everything

*takes cookie while unholy dragon gets a round house kick*

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