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*takes cookies and teleports it 5 posts into the future* hah hah now the person who posts 5 posts from this posts will get the cookie.

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It doesn't work that way. Firstly, you can't just waltz into someone else's dimensional pocket. And even if you did, you can't just ignore the legion of ninja mice. so the cookie is still mine.

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Aki Dazrold

HEY! A METALFIST SCIENTIST JUST ACCIDENTALLY CREATED A BLACK HOLE!!! *points in some random direction* *chucks a huge friggin cheese block in the opposite direction* *summons Carapar to suck the cookie out of your pocket, then kills him*

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*Everybody Knows The Chtulhu Killed Carapar*

*Walks To Zjeans Plane*

*Pretends the mice don't exist*

(I Don't Like Mice)

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. . . . . . . .

Didn't I just say that you can't do that? Ah, well. Get her, mice.

*Mice turn into living shuriken.*

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Aki Dazrold

[! Awww... you little....!!!]

Hmm......

*gets that messiah guy from that one comic where hell is through a dead bird-thing's mouth to distract Hellbeasts*

YOINK!!!! *run away like sissy girl xD*

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*finds out where LZ hosts his radio, and gains control of it and threatens to destroy it*

*as LZ worries about the radio station, i steal the cookie*

can a person not keep a cookie to himself?

first i have to use code to confuse you guys, then build a robot army (DARN YOUR EMP!!) and now i must do this?!

what has the world come to? are we loosing our minds?

(sees a person aproching)

MY COOKIE!!

*runs into a computer screen, and enters the world of "REBOOT"(awsome old tv show... i might have grown up on it...)*

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Look Cyrem wants you to be Admin! *snatches cookie* *sends cookie 5 posts into the future* THERE now i stole the cookie correctly..hmm i hope i post 5 posts in the future..

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yay! im going to be an admin and i----

WHERE IS MY COOKIE!!?

*attempts to travel into the future without breaking the rules*

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So, the other day I was standing here on the ship, looking out at the ocean, and then another pirate walked up and looked at the ocean with me for a while, and then he walked away. Then I went down to the galley and ate lunch -- it was nothing fancy, just some hardtack and grog -- I wonder why they call it hardtack, anyway? I guess it's hard because it's dehydrated, but I'm not sure where the 'tack' part comes from. Anyway, I finished lunch, then I went upstairs and stared at the ocean some more, and then... yoink!

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*I Wish, XIV Is still in Beta Testing, Too vad its an MMORPG, And it Will suck*

*Posts In Advent*

*Telekenisis On the Cookie, Cookie Becomes Mine*

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