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I got a nice email from my friend the scammer:

i really feel happy , last week i bought a apple laptop from a chinese company , now i had receive it i like it very much .now i am happy to share my happyness to you thousands of products .you can see te site here :<removed link>

just do it !!

Q 36

So many mistakes in there. He/she/bot needs some serious help.

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Lol. I got a better one.

Has your credit card been misused?

People lose thousands of dollars every week because of scammers. Are you a victim too?

Enter your credit card number and expiration date here to find out:

[Credit card number textbox] [Expiration date selector]

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Oh lolfailtastic. I thought the topic was The Happy Spammer.

Anyways, I loled anyways. This should be a forum game, make the best scam.

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TheEPICtrainrider

I was once playing line-rider when an advertisement started screaming at me to "GET A NEW COMPUTER FOR FREE. THAT'S RIGHT. FREE!"

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1) Love line rider

2)I've been spammed by multiple ads that both say "congratulations, you've won the once-daily prize"

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Dammit, get Adblock Plus and never be bothered again... I rarely see this funny stuff because of it... Maybe I should disable it simply for moar lulz.

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There's actually something with the "YOU ARE THE 999,999th VISITOR TO SEE THIS LUCKY BANNER: CONGRATULATIONS YOU WON!" ad, the "999,999th" part is an actual counter. It's just that so many people were "lucky" that the counter could not rise any more.

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There's actually something with the "YOU ARE THE 999,999th VISITOR TO SEE THIS LUCKY BANNER: CONGRATULATIONS YOU WON!" ad, the "999,999th" part is an actual counter. It's just that so many people were "lucky" that the counter could not rise any more.

Really? EPIC FAIL. I didn't know that.

But sources, or it's probably not true.

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I saw an XKCD relating to this where some guy buys a car for the 100 millionth visitor to his website and the luck winner doesn't fill out the form to receive it even though "there was a flashing banner and everything" xD

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  • 2 weeks later...

I got a new scam yesterday trying to make out another company is trademark "rockraidersunited". Basically, she is trying to get me to buy domains by threatening me.

Dear Manager,

We are a Network Service Company which is the domain name registration center in Shanghai, China. On August,6th,2010, We received HUATAI Company's application that they are registering the name "rockraidersunited" as their Internet Trademark and "rockraidersunited.cn","rockraidersunited.com.cn" ,"rockraidersunited.asia"domain names etc.,It is China and ASIA domain names.But after auditing we found the brand name been used by your company. As the domain name registrar in China, it is our duty to notice you, so I am sending you this Email to check.According to the principle in China,your company is the owner of the trademark,In our auditing time we can keep the domain names safe for you firstly, but our audit period is limited, if you object the third party application these domain names and need to protect the brand in china and Asia by yourself, please let the responsible officer contact us as soon as possible. Thank you!

Kind regards

Angela Zhang

Angela Zhang

Do take SCAMVisa or SCAMMER-Card Express?

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Ad block plus is nice, thanks for telling me about it Mouse!

No more of those stupid porn ads...I hate hose so much that I want the makers of them to DIE

That stuff should STAY in a text book and never see the light of day.

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TheEPICtrainrider

No more of those stupid porn ads...I hate hose so much that I want the makers of them to DIE

I enjoy those porn ads. Some of them are free porn in themselves.

I KID I KID.

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TheEPICtrainrider

I've gotten 9 malwares, 18 security product, 5 general viruses...

Don't even ask.

Maybe you should stop looking at those porn ads eh? I KID I KID.

I have yet to get a full threat virus on my Laptop. They're hiding, I know it. I just don't know where or how to find them.

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I've gotten 9 malwares, 18 security product, 5 general viruses...

Don't even ask.

Maybe you should stop looking at those porn ads eh? I KID I KID.

I have yet to get a full threat virus on my Laptop. They're hiding, I know it. I just don't know where or how to find them.

I know where I got most of them from: sites I trusted that have ads and one of them was a bad ad.

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No more of those stupid porn ads...I hate hose so much that I want the makers of them to DIE

I enjoy those porn ads. Some of them are free porn in themselves.

I KID I KID.

I'm not going to say who I suspect ACTUALLY likes them...

I keep getting these stupid adds about scanning for windows registry issues...ON MY IPOD!!! Also got one on my mac.

I've gotten 9 malwares, 18 security product, 5 general viruses...

Don't even ask.

Maybe you should stop looking at those porn ads eh? I KID I KID.

I have yet to get a full threat virus on my Laptop. They're hiding, I know it. I just don't know where or how to find them.

I know where I got most of them from: sites I trusted that have ads and one of them was a bad ad.

Bad as in?

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that is why anyone with a brain never touches the trusted sites "add" button Lair

What add button is this? :/

Also, it would have been better if you could word your posts less rudley.

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I got a new scam yesterday trying to make out another company is trademark "rockraidersunited". Basically, she is trying to get me to buy domains by threatening me.

Dear Manager,

We are a Network Service Company which is the domain name registration center in Shanghai, China. On August,6th,2010, We received HUATAI Company's application that they are registering the name "rockraidersunited" as their Internet Trademark and "rockraidersunited.cn","rockraidersunited.com.cn" ,"rockraidersunited.asia"domain names etc.,It is China and ASIA domain names.But after auditing we found the brand name been used by your company. As the domain name registrar in China, it is our duty to notice you, so I am sending you this Email to check.According to the principle in China,your company is the owner of the trademark,In our auditing time we can keep the domain names safe for you firstly, but our audit period is limited, if you object the third party application these domain names and need to protect the brand in china and Asia by yourself, please let the responsible officer contact us as soon as possible. Thank you!

Kind regards

Angela Zhang

Angela Zhang

Do take SCAMVisa or SCAMMER-Card Express?

I got exactly the same email.

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I've gotten 3 messages on Skype saying like "Are you looking for true love? Come to this site and..." bla bla bla bla... and some said "Are you looking for a wife? Then..." Like why the hell would I want a wife? I'm 14!

Oh, and I got a YouTube message saying

today i watched the videos you put up and i was blown away by how good you were.

how come people like you dont get noticed on youtube.

if you do want to get noticed you can try this site to get your subs up alot

www.earnsubscribers.com

tell me if it helps you get more subs and get noticed alot more.

see ya later

alex

I was like WTF? GTFO scammer!

This is what I replied back

i just got read the PM you sent me and i was blown away by what a f*****g spammer you are.

how come people like you dont get banned from youtube.

if you do not wish to get banned you should check out these sites:

www.suckmyballz.org

www.stfuandgetalifeuf*****ghomo.net/****-you

and

www.stopspammingf****t.com/ur-mom

kthxbai

i hate you

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