Cyrem Posted July 28, 2010 Share Posted July 28, 2010 I got a nice email from my friend the scammer: i really feel happy , last week i bought a apple laptop from a chinese company , now i had receive it i like it very much .now i am happy to share my happyness to you thousands of products .you can see te site here ：<removed link> just do it !! Q 36 So many mistakes in there. He/she/bot needs some serious help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anonymouse Posted July 28, 2010 Share Posted July 28, 2010 Lol. I got a better one. Has your credit card been misused? People lose thousands of dollars every week because of scammers. Are you a victim too? Enter your credit card number and expiration date here to find out: [Credit card number textbox] [Expiration date selector] aidenpons 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Storm Posted July 28, 2010 Share Posted July 28, 2010 Lolwin @ Anon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lair Posted July 28, 2010 Share Posted July 28, 2010 I got 1 from some soldier needing my help urgently. 3 times. Also a car lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDoctor Posted July 28, 2010 Share Posted July 28, 2010 Oh lolfailtastic. I thought the topic was The Happy Spammer. Anyways, I loled anyways. This should be a forum game, make the best scam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Storm Posted July 28, 2010 Share Posted July 28, 2010 Anyways, I loled anyways. HOLOGRAM JANITOR POOPATINE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheEPICtrainrider Posted July 28, 2010 Share Posted July 28, 2010 I was once playing line-rider when an advertisement started screaming at me to "GET A NEW COMPUTER FOR FREE. THAT'S RIGHT. FREE!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockmoddeR Posted July 28, 2010 Share Posted July 28, 2010 1) Love line rider 2)I've been spammed by multiple ads that both say "congratulations, you've won the once-daily prize" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anonymouse Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 Dammit, get Adblock Plus and never be bothered again... I rarely see this funny stuff because of it... Maybe I should disable it simply for moar lulz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eagle98 Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 There's actually something with the "YOU ARE THE 999,999th VISITOR TO SEE THIS LUCKY BANNER: CONGRATULATIONS YOU WON!" ad, the "999,999th" part is an actual counter. It's just that so many people were "lucky" that the counter could not rise any more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anonymouse Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 There's actually something with the "YOU ARE THE 999,999th VISITOR TO SEE THIS LUCKY BANNER: CONGRATULATIONS YOU WON!" ad, the "999,999th" part is an actual counter. It's just that so many people were "lucky" that the counter could not rise any more. Really? EPIC FAIL. I didn't know that. But sources, or it's probably not true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockmoddeR Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 I saw an XKCD relating to this where some guy buys a car for the 100 millionth visitor to his website and the luck winner doesn't fill out the form to receive it even though "there was a flashing banner and everything" xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyrem Posted August 7, 2010 Author Share Posted August 7, 2010 I got a new scam yesterday trying to make out another company is trademark "rockraidersunited". Basically, she is trying to get me to buy domains by threatening me. Dear Manager, We are a Network Service Company which is the domain name registration center in Shanghai, China. On August,6th,2010, We received HUATAI Company's application that they are registering the name "rockraidersunited" as their Internet Trademark and "rockraidersunited.cn","rockraidersunited.com.cn" ,"rockraidersunited.asia"domain names etc.,It is China and ASIA domain names.But after auditing we found the brand name been used by your company. As the domain name registrar in China, it is our duty to notice you, so I am sending you this Email to check.According to the principle in China,your company is the owner of the trademark,In our auditing time we can keep the domain names safe for you firstly, but our audit period is limited, if you object the third party application these domain names and need to protect the brand in china and Asia by yourself, please let the responsible officer contact us as soon as possible. Thank you! Kind regards Angela Zhang Angela Zhang Do take SCAMVisa or SCAMMER-Card Express? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aLPHA Posted August 7, 2010 Share Posted August 7, 2010 Ad block plus is nice, thanks for telling me about it Mouse! No more of those stupid porn ads...I hate hose so much that I want the makers of them to DIE That stuff should STAY in a text book and never see the light of day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheEPICtrainrider Posted August 12, 2010 Share Posted August 12, 2010 No more of those stupid porn ads...I hate hose so much that I want the makers of them to DIE I enjoy those porn ads. Some of them are free porn in themselves. I KID I KID. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lair Posted August 12, 2010 Share Posted August 12, 2010 I've gotten 9 malwares, 18 security product, 5 general viruses... Don't even ask. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheEPICtrainrider Posted August 12, 2010 Share Posted August 12, 2010 I've gotten 9 malwares, 18 security product, 5 general viruses... Don't even ask. Maybe you should stop looking at those porn ads eh? I KID I KID. I have yet to get a full threat virus on my Laptop. They're hiding, I know it. I just don't know where or how to find them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lair Posted August 12, 2010 Share Posted August 12, 2010 I've gotten 9 malwares, 18 security product, 5 general viruses... Don't even ask. Maybe you should stop looking at those porn ads eh? I KID I KID. I have yet to get a full threat virus on my Laptop. They're hiding, I know it. I just don't know where or how to find them. I know where I got most of them from: sites I trusted that have ads and one of them was a bad ad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aLPHA Posted August 12, 2010 Share Posted August 12, 2010 No more of those stupid porn ads...I hate hose so much that I want the makers of them to DIE I enjoy those porn ads. Some of them are free porn in themselves. I KID I KID. I'm not going to say who I suspect ACTUALLY likes them... I keep getting these stupid adds about scanning for windows registry issues...ON MY IPOD!!! Also got one on my mac. I've gotten 9 malwares, 18 security product, 5 general viruses... Don't even ask. Maybe you should stop looking at those porn ads eh? I KID I KID. I have yet to get a full threat virus on my Laptop. They're hiding, I know it. I just don't know where or how to find them. I know where I got most of them from: sites I trusted that have ads and one of them was a bad ad. Bad as in? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lair Posted August 12, 2010 Share Posted August 12, 2010 As in they give me bad thing. Like this trusted site brought up an ad that gave me App/InIq-A Addware. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonic322 Posted August 12, 2010 Share Posted August 12, 2010 that is why anyone with a brain never touches the trusted sites "add" button Lair Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lair Posted August 12, 2010 Share Posted August 12, 2010 that is why anyone with a brain never touches the trusted sites "add" button Lair What add button is this? Also, it would have been better if you could word your posts less rudley. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anonymouse Posted August 12, 2010 Share Posted August 12, 2010 I got a new scam yesterday trying to make out another company is trademark "rockraidersunited". Basically, she is trying to get me to buy domains by threatening me. Dear Manager, We are a Network Service Company which is the domain name registration center in Shanghai, China. On August,6th,2010, We received HUATAI Company's application that they are registering the name "rockraidersunited" as their Internet Trademark and "rockraidersunited.cn","rockraidersunited.com.cn" ,"rockraidersunited.asia"domain names etc.,It is China and ASIA domain names.But after auditing we found the brand name been used by your company. As the domain name registrar in China, it is our duty to notice you, so I am sending you this Email to check.According to the principle in China,your company is the owner of the trademark,In our auditing time we can keep the domain names safe for you firstly, but our audit period is limited, if you object the third party application these domain names and need to protect the brand in china and Asia by yourself, please let the responsible officer contact us as soon as possible. Thank you! Kind regards Angela Zhang Angela Zhang Do take SCAMVisa or SCAMMER-Card Express? I got exactly the same email. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toot Posted August 12, 2010 Share Posted August 12, 2010 I got 56 EXACTLY same bodybuilding ads in my email! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
s0d3rb3rg Posted August 12, 2010 Share Posted August 12, 2010 I've gotten 3 messages on Skype saying like "Are you looking for true love? Come to this site and..." bla bla bla bla... and some said "Are you looking for a wife? Then..." Like why the hell would I want a wife? I'm 14! Oh, and I got a YouTube message saying today i watched the videos you put up and i was blown away by how good you were. how come people like you dont get noticed on youtube. if you do want to get noticed you can try this site to get your subs up alot www.earnsubscribers.com tell me if it helps you get more subs and get noticed alot more. see ya later alex I was like WTF? GTFO scammer! This is what I replied back i just got read the PM you sent me and i was blown away by what a f*****g spammer you are. how come people like you dont get banned from youtube. if you do not wish to get banned you should check out these sites: www.suckmyballz.org www.stfuandgetalifeuf*****ghomo.net/****-you and www.stopspammingf****t.com/ur-mom kthxbai i hate you aidenpons 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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