Storm Posted July 30, 2010 Share Posted July 30, 2010 Guys, I'm getting pretty scared. Once I go to my bathroom between the hours of 12:00AM to 4:00AM he is always there. Whenever I try to go take a piss he goes to another corner and watches me with a smile. He was not looking at me face, he was looking at my private area. I want to finish him off once and for all, so hao2kill this creature? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockmoddeR Posted July 30, 2010 Share Posted July 30, 2010 You wasted shout space in the sbox to advertise for THIS?! 1) Get a bat. 2) Wait for the thing. 3) Hit thing with bat. 4) Get in trouble as you learn it was your dog/sibling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Storm Posted July 30, 2010 Author Share Posted July 30, 2010 OMG IT JUST ATE THE BAT AND RAN BACK IN THE BATHROOM DFGSDLHSH IT SCRATCHED ME SO DEEP ON THE ARM SDKSFG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lair Posted July 30, 2010 Share Posted July 30, 2010 I refuse to see this in the sbox twice. Either it's a perverted rat, or this is another spam topic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Storm Posted July 30, 2010 Author Share Posted July 30, 2010 I can see it looking for me in the hallway Halp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockmoddeR Posted July 30, 2010 Share Posted July 30, 2010 Ok, then, I revised the steps. 1) Get an airsoft/BB/real shotgun. 2) shoot this thing in the head. 3) Yell BOOM HEADSHOT 4) Turn on the light 5) Find out that it was your dog/ sibling 6) Get taken to a mental hospital Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Storm Posted July 30, 2010 Author Share Posted July 30, 2010 The light IS ON, and all I see is it silhouette. And the only weapon I have in my room is this heavy jar of water. Halp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lair Posted July 30, 2010 Share Posted July 30, 2010 USE SUICIDE PUTTY. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JaW_f45xnY WHEN IT TURNS RED, THEN YOU'RE ALMOST DEAD SIMPLY ACTIVATE, APPLY AND DIE :af: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockmoddeR Posted July 30, 2010 Share Posted July 30, 2010 IF ALL ELSE FAILS TAKE THESE STEPS: 1) Scream and jump out your window. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lair Posted July 30, 2010 Share Posted July 30, 2010 IF ALL ELSE FAILS TAKE THESE STEPS: 1) Scream and jump out your window. USE SUICIDE PUTTY. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JaW_f45xnY WHEN IT TURNS RED, THEN YOU'RE ALMOST DEAD SIMPLY ACTIVATE, APPLY AND DIE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Storm Posted July 30, 2010 Author Share Posted July 30, 2010 It disappeared... Its not long until it appears again. I'm barricading the room. Wish me luck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lair Posted July 30, 2010 Share Posted July 30, 2010 FEED IT SUIDCIDE PUTTY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Storm Posted July 30, 2010 Author Share Posted July 30, 2010 AUGH ACK SDFLSDJG DSFGJKDSGHKOREJGSERG GOD DAMN IT Sorry about that he appeared in the room. He's gone again. He chewed the cables so I can't call for help and all sites are down but this one. Halp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lair Posted July 30, 2010 Share Posted July 30, 2010 SHOW HIM A VIDEO OF ROBOTNIK'S PINGAS MACHINE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Storm Posted July 30, 2010 Author Share Posted July 30, 2010 SHOW HIM A VIDEO OF ROBOTNIK'S PINGAS MACHINE THIS ISN'T FAKE CHIZ. THIS IS REAL. HALP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lair Posted July 30, 2010 Share Posted July 30, 2010 ...It's probably a rat. Or Racoon. Or fake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Storm Posted July 30, 2010 Author Share Posted July 30, 2010 Its super quiet. Damn i'm scared. The only weapon I have NOW is the computer screen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockmoddeR Posted July 30, 2010 Share Posted July 30, 2010 Ok, Warguy, please, try to be rational for 10 seconds while I explain this to you: Whatever it is (if it even exists) is probably just your dog or an animal of similar shape and size. Get your parents, tell them about it, and have them deal with it/get rid of it. Take a deep breath, and go to sleep. Some people hallucinate when they lack sleep. It's not a big deal. Just do what I just said, and go to bed. Now does that sound so hard? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Storm Posted July 30, 2010 Author Share Posted July 30, 2010 Signing off, can't hold out too much longer, and I will come back if I live. If I don't come back, lock the topic and leave a RIP sign for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockmoddeR Posted July 30, 2010 Share Posted July 30, 2010 I see you have ignored the saner bits of advice I gave you. Go ahead and have a mental breakdown over it, there's nothing I can say to help you anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Storm Posted July 30, 2010 Author Share Posted July 30, 2010 Thanks for the help, you burned one of my hands off. Still need help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aki Dazrold Posted July 30, 2010 Share Posted July 30, 2010 Don't be scared of it. What you see is an apparition drawn from your fears. You must confront these fears if you hope to defeat it. Stab it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Storm Posted July 30, 2010 Author Share Posted July 30, 2010 LordZakida, I know your advice is helpful, but he ate A FRIGGIN BAT. He's gonna eat the knife/spear/crowbar/anything else too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyria Posted July 30, 2010 Share Posted July 30, 2010 Don't be scared of it. What you see is an apparition drawn from your fears. You must confront these fears if you hope to defeat it. Stab it. Where's My Knife? Maybe I Wanna Get Stabbity! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Storm Posted July 30, 2010 Author Share Posted July 30, 2010 Don't be scared of it. What you see is an apparition drawn from your fears. You must confront these fears if you hope to defeat it. Stab it. Where's My Knife? Maybe I Wanna Get Stabbity! Go back to my post please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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