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when you are constructing a building so they go to the tool store to get ore/energy crystal, but after picking it up they put it back down in the tool store.

and then they do this over and over again...

I forgot to say this before, but there's a reason they do that. Ore found in the caverns gets priority over ore in the tool store, same with Energy Crystals. An ore refinery negates the issue with ore, since building studs get priority.

Anyway, yet another thing - you drive a tunnel scout in order to cross lava, and as soon as you look the other way, it's back to the HQ for tea and sandwiches. I mean, who programed this AI, Heavy Weapons Guy? Not that I'm against him, but...

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ya, the AI does seem pretty bad after you join RRU

Actually, I knew it from the moment I failed the original breath of fresh air level the first time. But back then it was better than some of the stuff out there.

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Everything they do is stupid, I"m surprised they teleport down to the planet in 1 piece.

RR1: You should be standing on the whole telepoter, not just half of it.

RR2: Whats the worst that would happen.

*teleports*

RR1: Only half of him teleported, clean up in aisle 4.

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Anyway, yet another thing - you drive a tunnel scout in order to cross lava, and as soon as you look the other way, it's back to the HQ for tea and sandwiches. I mean, who programed this AI, Heavy Weapons Guy? Not that I'm against him, but...

Get a Mobile Snack Stand. I made one, and you should have one!

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Raiders don't stop for lunch breaks if they're in a vehicle, so that raider must have transcended the barriers of primitive AI and became The Enlightened Brick.

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Raiders don't stop for lunch breaks if they're in a vehicle, so that raider must have transcended the barriers of primitive AI and became The Enlightened Brick.

This is win all around.
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Or he has an IV system the pumps nutrients into his blood.

BTW, at the rate they eat, I assume that raiders must have a very high metabolism. If this is so, where, and when do the defecate?

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If this is so, where, and when do the defecate?

Perhaps the large intestine of a mini-fig ends in a small internal black-hole or something.
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Maybe they put it in a special bag and when they get to the barracks, they aren't really eating sandwiches but are converting the feces into the sandwiches.

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Maybe they put it in a special bag and when they get to the barracks, they aren't really eating sandwiches but are converting the feces into the sandwiches.

That is just plain gross dude.
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They do it in Japan

And on the International Space Station, except with urine.

You better be talking about the bag part.

Otherwise :BARF:

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ya, the AI does seem pretty bad after you join RRU

It got worse after joining RRU? or you just realised how bad they are?

Well... They are about as disobedient as 8-10yr old kids are.

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ya, the AI does seem pretty bad after you join RRU

It got worse after joining RRU? or you just realised how bad they are?

Well... They are about as disobedient as 8-10yr old kids are.

Wait, maybe they are! >:O

RR CHILD LABOR OMFG

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ya, the AI does seem pretty bad after you join RRU

It got worse after joining RRU? or you just realized how bad they are?

Well... They are about as disobedient as 8-10yr old kids are.

Wait, maybe they are! >:O

RR CHILD LABOR OMFG

You realize just how bad the AI is is what I meant.

OMG, If the Rock Raiders are kids then that would explain how much energy they have and how fast they use it all up and have to go eat a sandwich.

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Raiders don't stop for lunch breaks if they're in a vehicle, so that raider must have transcended the barriers of primitive AI and became The Enlightened Brick.

No, vehicles contain mind control devices that remove the thought of food from raider's heads. (Leaves them kinda empty headed though...Airheads :P )

Why do you think the immediately go eat a sandwich after they get out? The mind control stopped, of course.

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The answer to why Rock Raiders do stupid stuff is this: They are perpetually stoned or drunk. Obvious, really.

"What are you talking about? THAT'S not lava, that's ICE CREAM!"

*At support station* "Screw this, we're on break", "Labor laws CLEARLY state that we only work a certain amount of time without breaks, I don't care WHAT monster says otherwise."

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"Labor laws CLEARLY state that we only work a certain amount of time without breaks, I don't care WHAT monster says otherwise."

You've given me a fascinating idea involving a story point in one of my stories/mods/whatever it turns out to be

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