Pokeman1280 Posted November 8, 2010 Share Posted November 8, 2010 this is for the older ones who can vote: if pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? CONGRESS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aLPHA Posted November 8, 2010 Share Posted November 8, 2010 So we make jokes about Epic? That's not nice... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonic322 Posted November 9, 2010 Share Posted November 9, 2010 So we make jokes about Epic? That's not nice... Why did aLPHA cross the road? To get to the Power Rangers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aLPHA Posted November 9, 2010 Share Posted November 9, 2010 Why did aLPHA cross the road? To get to the Power Rangers. And kill them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonic322 Posted November 9, 2010 Share Posted November 9, 2010 Why did aLPHA cross the road? To get to the Power Rangers. And kill them. Do you have a problem with the Power Rangers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aki Dazrold Posted November 9, 2010 Share Posted November 9, 2010 They're overdramatic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonic322 Posted November 9, 2010 Share Posted November 9, 2010 They're over-dramatic. The new ones are but Mighty Morphing Power Rangers was the best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McJobless Posted November 9, 2010 Share Posted November 9, 2010 DEAR GOD THEY TALK OF POWER RANGERS...IS THIS WHOLE TOPIC A JOKE? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aki Dazrold Posted November 9, 2010 Share Posted November 9, 2010 *actual joke* I find it funny how we have an animal called the 'fly'... and we don't have one called the 'walk'. Seems like that would have come first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonic322 Posted November 9, 2010 Share Posted November 9, 2010 *actual joke* I find it funny how we have an animal called the 'fly'... and we don't have one called the 'walk'. Seems like that would have come first. You got a chuckle out of me LZ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aki Dazrold Posted November 9, 2010 Share Posted November 9, 2010 A marine is getting a talk about skydiving from his senior officer. The officer goes on about how to use the parachute "Pull the main chute like this..." and the marine asks, "What if the main chute fails to deploy?" (obviously it wouldn't be in this exact context, as this is the military) The officer says "Then you pull your emergency chute, like so" and he indicates how to do so. The marine says, "What if the emergency chute fails to deploy?". The officer says, "Then you cross your legs, put your hands together, and chant 'Buddha Buddha Buddha'." The next day the marine skydives and our good friend Murphy gets a hold of him. His main chute was poorly attached and it flies clean off. The emergency chute fails to deploy. So the marine, knowing nothing else to do, crosses his legs and chants "Buddha Buddha Buddha". A large hand comes out of nowhere, catches him, and slowly lowers him to the ground. The marine is absolutely overjoyed, hops off the hand, and kisses the ground, and says "Oh thank God!" The hand then curls into a fist and slams him into the ground. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonic322 Posted November 10, 2010 Share Posted November 10, 2010 That was a funny joke LZ I liked the part about the fist smashing the Marine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aki Dazrold Posted November 10, 2010 Share Posted November 10, 2010 A pirate walks into a bar wearing a belt that has a steering wheel on the buckle. The bartender see this and thinks "Oh lord no; I'm not even gonna get involved with that guy..." A few minutes pass and eventually the bartender's curiosity gets the best of him and he walks up to the pirate. "Hey, I was wondering, what's with the steering wheel on your belt buckle?" The pirate glances at it and shakes his head and says "Arr... It's drivin' me nuts!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonic322 Posted November 10, 2010 Share Posted November 10, 2010 That joke is always funny LZ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lair Posted November 10, 2010 Share Posted November 10, 2010 [10:12:23 PM] Lair of Rockwhales: What do you call a superhero with Odobenidae-like powers? [10:14:35 PM] LordZakida: MY CRAZY COUSIN WALRUSGUY But really. 386 men walked into a bar. They said "Ouch". The bar was Chuck Norris. *shot* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow322 Posted November 11, 2010 Share Posted November 11, 2010 Let he without sin throw the first stone at Justin bieber... So Jesus through a stone at him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lair Posted November 12, 2010 Share Posted November 12, 2010 You know how in cartoons, when people switch brains they also switch vocal cords? Beiber must have had a brain switch with a young chipmunk girl. Sonic spin-dashed into a bar. Sonic lost every life he had ever had in all games he ever was in. The bar was Chuck No*SHOT SHOT BANG BANG BANG* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow322 Posted November 12, 2010 Share Posted November 12, 2010 God+guns+sex=Chuck Norris!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lair Posted November 12, 2010 Share Posted November 12, 2010 What does Chuck Norris have under his left eyelid? ANOTHER FIST [censored for violence against lari] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonic322 Posted November 12, 2010 Share Posted November 12, 2010 Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Because he knew that no one would dare hit him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McJobless Posted November 12, 2010 Share Posted November 12, 2010 God looked in a mirror. All he could see was Chuck Norris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonic322 Posted November 12, 2010 Share Posted November 12, 2010 Chuck Norris once killed a man. Then he went to heaven and killed him again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aLPHA Posted November 12, 2010 Share Posted November 12, 2010 Two men are standing on the edge of a...nevermind, I can't make jokes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow322 Posted November 12, 2010 Share Posted November 12, 2010 Someone tried to clone Chuck Norris, the clone couldn't handle the amount of awesome so it exploded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aki Dazrold Posted November 12, 2010 Share Posted November 12, 2010 Chuck Norris was once walking down a sidewalk and got an erection. There were no survivors. OMG non-Chuck joke A man is sitting in his living room when he hears a knock at the door. He gets up and answers the door, only to find nobody there and a snail sitting on his doorstep. Angered, the man picks up the snail and hurls it as far as he can. A year later, he hears a knock at the door and goes to answer it. Once again, nobody is there and a snail is sitting on his doorstep, and the snail says, "What the hell was that for?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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