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Fortunately, the duck found a snack bar and ate there

Unfortunately the bar has a strict 'no ducks' policy and the duck was arrested
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Fortunately, the chef noticed a duck giveaway outside and dropped the duck, forgetting all about him.

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LimeKiller

Fortunately, there were too many freaking ducks all over the place, and everyone got too confused to do anything.

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Unfortunately, one of the ducks was stupid enough to jump into a boiling pot of water and sit there...

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Drill Master

Fortunately, the duck escaped the pot of water and headed for the center of the galaxy.

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Unfortunately, the stupid duck, upon reaching the center of the galaxy, began a chain reaction which would lead to the collapse of the universe

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Car CrazeXVI

Fortunately, he went down the left leg of time where the universe didn't end.

O.T.
How did this go again?
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Car CrazeXVI

Fortunately, the duck was on the other side of the wormhole, so he came out where the LMS Explorer used to be. He then began his shorter-and-less-threatning-than-those-poor-Rock-Raiders' journey home.

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Alcom Isst

Unfortunately, the duck as it traveled was moving at a speed approaching the speed of light, so any ordinary impact would be catastrophic for both the duck and whatever the duck would hit.

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Unfortunately the duck turned out to be hallucinating the whole thing while lying down in the face of oncoming traffic...

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Car CrazeXVI

Fortunately, the person about to step on him was stopped by a friend.

Unfortunately, the duck was about to be crushed by a falling piano.

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