Aki Dazrold Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 Have you ever been witness to something so unbelievably stupid that you wondered why it even happened? Yesterday, around 3:00 pm, someone honked at me for going 20 mph in a school zone. I thought this fit said criteria, so I posted it here to share with you all, and you can join in too if you want. Post some of the stupid things you have either seen or done. And I don't mean you everyday fail or mishap, share something that required a blatant lack of intellect to take place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheEPICtrainrider Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 I have seen fifty cars turn without their directional. Many of which occurred while I was crossing the street. One day I was walking home with my friend, and we came to one of the biggest and most dangerous intersections in my neighbor hood. I said wait for the next light, but he wanted to get across because we were going to my house and he was tired of walking. He walked out into the middle of the street, but the light changed to green before he made it to the other side. My friend had to stand in the middle of the road, car mirrors inches away from his bag, while I sat laughing like a mad man wishing I had a camera. He was there for over a minute, standing on the verge of death, he trying to turn his back pack to the side to he doesn't die. He made it out alright, and we had a good laugh about his idiotic move. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cirevam Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 Today I was taking one of my friends to PetCo, so I turned on my GPS and typed in the name. It was about 5.6 miles away, which seemed reasonable since there was a shopping district about five miles from our school. So I drive for about three miles and it tells me to turn off the main road we're on. My friend said that there was a back way in, so I assumed that we were probably just being directed in through where semi trucks go to unload. Boy was I wrong. I ended up driving for twenty minutes and eventually reached a dead end in a residential district with about fifteen little houses. This dead end had a gate that led to... I think it was some power plant that we passed five minutes before. But yeah, my GPS said that PetCo was this person's house to the left of the dead end. We had a good laugh about it and I turned around and told the GPS to take me to a predetermined spot that I programmed in so it wouldn't take us to Switzerland or something. We have now named that area PetCo Prime, or Not PetCo. I'm going to update my maps tomorrow so this never happens again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Storm Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 one time, me and my family were playing "Fortunately Unfortunately"(its where someone starts a story, then someone says fortunately, (insert words) then someone says unfortunately (words). you should try it). then we were trying to get a story, then everyone started yelling, then someone said:"ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A PICKLE!". then everyone laughed to death. then we did a story about a pickle.(LOLWUT) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aki Dazrold Posted October 25, 2009 Author Share Posted October 25, 2009 Today I was taking one of my friends to PetCo, so I turned on my GPS and typed in the name. It was about 5.6 miles away, which seemed reasonable since there was a shopping district about five miles from our school. So I drive for about three miles and it tells me to turn off the main road we're on. My friend said that there was a back way in, so I assumed that we were probably just being directed in through where semi trucks go to unload. Boy was I wrong. I ended up driving for twenty minutes and eventually reached a dead end in a residential district with about fifteen little houses. This dead end had a gate that led to... I think it was some power plant that we passed five minutes before. But yeah, my GPS said that PetCo was this person's house to the left of the dead end. We had a good laugh about it and I turned around and told the GPS to take me to a predetermined spot that I programmed in so it wouldn't take us to Switzerland or something. We have now named that area PetCo Prime, or Not PetCo. I'm going to update my maps tomorrow so this never happens again. Actually, that's happened to me before. Although the facility in question was a Baskin Robbins. This doesn't realy count though... Considering it was a machine fail, not human. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow322 Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 I really can't think of a "So... Incredibly... Dumb..." moment. But if I think of one, or one happens to me, then I'll make sure to post it here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe9412 Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 Wow most of you can drive...... My friend got hit by a car multiple times...nvr saw him though he told that to me.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aki Dazrold Posted December 1, 2009 Author Share Posted December 1, 2009 Way to necro the topic. Ah well, it's a good one. A few weeks ago, I was pulling out of a parking spot when a yound blond girl almost backed into me. I know it was a young blond girl, because after the near-accident, she had the nerve to get OUT of her car, run up next to me and bang on my window. Apparrently she thought I was the one at fault. I know this wasn't the case because her car was stationary bafore I even started backing out, and it stayed so until I stopped paying attention to it, because I was trying to not scrape the car parked to my right on the way out. After this spectacle, I noticed that her car looked strangely similar to the one that honked at me a few posts above. Since this happened near the same area, I get the feeling that she was responsible in both cases. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe9412 Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 a blonde stalker..... a blonde stalker..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Addictgamer Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 Once upon a time (lol), I was working on a game. I got in a dilemma and couldn't decide how to make the missiles work. I finally agreed to make them travel 100 y off screen and back down that 100 y. Suddenly I got an inspiration on how to make a camera. What!? Where does the camera fit into this whole missile thing? Well, I have no clue why I got my inspiration then. When i was planning on how to make the missile work. And that is my stupid story on how I came up with how to write game camera code. Wow, that story is very poorly written, but it is very dumb yet funny to me how I came up with the camera code right then... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
INB681 Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 I was modding a game. Wanted feature didn't work. Changed a few things. Didn't work. Pressed the save button. It worked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retsnom Kcor Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 This one time I was sitting in my mom's car in a parking lot. We was about to leave. A couple of dudes walked out in front of us and I did the second most humiliating thing I could have done. I waved to them. The best part was when the one dude waved back. My mom then yelled at me for waving to random people, so I replied by saying that if he had a knife, she could've just floored it. I also had the brilliance this morning to run not only into the frame of a door but the door itself. And I occasionally get a running start at the end of my driveway, run down the sidewalk, jump up the steps onto the porch, grab the doorknob and dive into the house with no trouble at all. Except when I timed it wrong and ran into the door. Other short stories of my lack of intelligence: 1. We arrived at a gas station to aqcuire fuel for our motor vehicle. The girl inside the gas station used some sort of PA system that I was unaware of and asked if she could help someone. I loudly exclaimed "OMG, they have a drive thru!" 2. We were driving through a swamp. Randomly I announce "Oh yeah, driving through a corn field." 3. In a store, they had bags full f those little plastic Easter Eggs. The Bag clearly said: 'Find the golden egg!' I examinedf the clear bag, found the golden egg, and happily showed my findings to my mother and stepfather. FAIL. As it can be seen, I am full of failiciousness. I personally don't pay attention to other people's fails though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anonymouse Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 This one time I was sitting in my mom's car in a parking lot. We was about to leave. A couple of dudes walked out in front of us and I did the second most humiliating thing I could have done. I waved to them. The best part was when the one dude waved back. My mom then yelled at me for waving to random people, so I replied by saying that if he had a knife, she could've just floored it. I also had the brilliance this morning to run not only into the frame of a door but the door itself. And I occasionally get a running start at the end of my driveway, run down the sidewalk, jump up the steps onto the porch, grab the doorknob and dive into the house with no trouble at all. Except when I timed it wrong and ran into the door. Other short stories of my lack of intelligence: 1. We arrived at a gas station to aqcuire fuel for our motor vehicle. The girl inside the gas station used some sort of PA system that I was unaware of and asked if she could help someone. I loudly exclaimed "OMG, they have a drive thru!" 2. We were driving through a swamp. Randomly I announce "Oh yeah, driving through a corn field." 3. In a store, they had bags full f those little plastic Easter Eggs. The Bag clearly said: 'Find the golden egg!' I examinedf the clear bag, found the golden egg, and happily showed my findings to my mother and stepfather. FAIL. As it can be seen, I am full of failiciousness. I personally don't pay attention to other people's fails though. ROFL. You had me crying laughing by 2. You can imagine that I was in hysterics at 3. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDoctor Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 You forgot the part where you tried to sing. jk, lol. One time, when I was really little, my mom was in a jewelry store, with me. As all little kids do, i was playing with one of those revolving display cases. I was spinning it around. It fell. I made a mess. The end. I fail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retsnom Kcor Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 You forgot the part where you tried to sing. jk, lol. No I deliberatly left that out. Was the biggest fil of my life but I figured everyone already knew about it.... We was about to leave. FAIL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheEPICtrainrider Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 Once, when I was like, 5; I visited a model layout with my family. They had a few of those operating things that lets you 'load' and 'unload' the train. So I pushed a button at random, as I always did, and the button made a small steel barrel fall onto the track, thus derailing the train. I'm not sure what they were thinking to put a small red button at 'child reach level' that is only supposed to be used when a train stops in front of the building (where the barrel came out of) when we all know that little kids will mess with anything they get their hands on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RRChief Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 While I was walking past my school compound, I saw that a driver somehow managed to drive over a traffic cone. The cone jammed itself between the tyre and the wheel well. xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Storm Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 One time, i was playing Lego rock raiders. while my raiders were making a path, i realised that 10 of my raiders were running to the other side of the map. ??? Then, about an hour later, they randomly walk back to my base carrying ice monsters. FAIL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonic322 Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 Once, when I was like, 5; I visited a model layout with my family. They had a few of those operating things that lets you 'load' and 'unload' the train. So I pushed a button at random, as I always did, and the button made a small steel barrel fall onto the track, thus derailing the train. I'm not sure what they were thinking to put a small red button at 'child reach level' that is only supposed to be used when a train stops in front of the building (where the barrel came out of) when we all know that little kids will mess with anything they get their hands on. WAIT WAIT WAIT, You derailed a train!!! One time, i was playing Lego rock raiders. while my raiders were making a path, i realised that 10 of my raiders were running to the other side of the map. ??? Then, about an hour later, they randomly walk back to my base carrying ice monsters. FAIL. What did you say Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheEPICtrainrider Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 Yes, I derailed a train, big whoop. I've derailed plenty of trains. Once, I put a train up to full power, just to see what would happen. I once threw a VHS tape, and it hit my mother. Shot my dog with a rubberband I once set a Lego brick on fire, just to see if it would burn, it did. I've peed in a sink I once brought in my homework on a index card, the day of parent-teacher conferences. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acmex Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 Does leaving my science fair project until the last 3 effective days (I leave for orlando for three days tomorrow) when its due tuesday ( I get to turn it in on Wednesday) count? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Storm Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 Yes, I derailed a train, big whoop. I've derailed plenty of trains. Once, I put a train up to full power, just to see what would happen. I once threw a VHS tape, and it hit my mother. Shot my dog with a rubberband I once set a Lego brick on fire, just to see if it would burn, it did. I've peed in a sink I once brought in my homework on a index card, the day of parent-teacher conferences. WHOA WHOA WHOA, WHAT!? Anyway, one time on roblox i got a hat when it was really expensive. next day, its 70% off. W.T.F. FAIL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Addictgamer Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 Well... I always am misunderstanding people at my school. "This project requires special paper, get it from the supply room" "But I don't have any of that paper!" FAIL "And these are the students that have perfect attendance. Blah, blah, blah, addictgamer, blah, blah, etc..." "So can i stop attending school tommorow?" FAIL Those really happened. I don't know why I always misunderstand people while I'm at school. Maybe I don't pay attention because it's school. Ok, so it was when I was in grade school, big deal. Once I was playing soccer, and I was the goalie (Go! Go! Go!), when some guy kicked the ball towards the goal, I kicked it, only thing is it was on top of my foot, so it came up and smacked me in the face. I probably flew as far as a rockraider that got picked up by a monster. Ok, so I only got a big headache. At least my team won the game. But it was kinda cool; you feel like you're flying as you walk around, and your head just seems to be shooting upwards. I had a matching bruise from the ball, but that faded many years ago. FAIL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aki Dazrold Posted December 6, 2009 Author Share Posted December 6, 2009 Ah, this is great. "And these are the students that have perfect attendance. Blah, blah, blah, addictgamer, blah, blah, etc..." "So can i stop attending school tommorow?" Wait! Your name is really 'addictgamer'? :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheEPICtrainrider Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 I once stole a thumb tack from a wall in a supermarket, just to be badass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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