Zephyria Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 My Friend let Me Borrow Super mario Sunshine, But i left My Game Cube remote As his House, As I Brought My Wii Over. Now i can't play the game >_< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockmoddeR Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 One time when I was like 11 I had to go to my sister's gym class because my mom couldn't get a babysitter, and I had to go to the bathroom. I went to the restroom, did what I had to, and flushed the urinal, It kept going and filling up so fast it overflowed onto my shoes and ankles. those jeans smelled like pee for a week. I told the attendant there what happened. he said he would take care of it. next week there wasn't a babysitter either so I had to come again. I went to the bathroom, was about to flush the urinal, when I remembered the last week. I stood on the side and flushed. it overflowed, except this time toilet paper and what looked like blue playdoh came out in the flood. janitor fail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cirevam Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 I have a feeling that, when riding on my bike, I'm going to be making the 90-degree-turn-on-bricks-right-next-to-the-pond at high speed and hit a slick spot and dump myself into the water next semester. Either that or crash into the light pole that's also conveniently placed by the same turn. I better bring my helmet...and a snorkel. Also, I've ridden one of my really old bikes up the tiny hill in my backyard, and I flew off the front of the bike. I didn't hit ANYTHING since there aren't any gopher or snake holes on our yard, and I didn't hurt myself. I didn't slam on my front brake either, as my bike still went forward a few feet before tipping to the side. It was like... I was pushed off. And then I got back on like nothing happened and proceeded to go up the same hill again. One last bike story. First time I was learning how to ride without training wheels. I crashed into my dad's Bronco after 10 feet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Addictgamer Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 Ah, this is great. xDWait! Your name is really 'addictgamer'? Haha, nice try. Ok, so once... The weatherman on the news said: "It's gonna be nice and sunny with a slight chance of the delta breeze blowing in." ME: "Dude, look out your window. It's probably 32 Fahrenheit or something, and its pouring rain outside. And I can clearly hear the thunder booming in the background of the broadcast." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheEPICtrainrider Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 I once ate something really hot, and I didn't know what to do! I just squirmed there for a minute wondering "do I spit it out of keep it in?" Until I was finally able to swallow it. The whole time, my parents thought I was dying or something was really wrong with me. And it hurt to eat for a week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockmoddeR Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 I once made the mistake of emptying an entire bottle of tabasco sauce on one burger just to show off to my cousins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cirevam Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 I once coded a postfix calculator in Java. It was supposed to handle variables, multiple operators, parentheses, and error handling. Okay, so the day that its due (our projects are always due before midnight) I had the first three working nearly perfectly, and was starting on the fourth while cleaning up some other parts of the code. I wanted to make some custom exception classes, so I did and they worked. Then after a while of letting Eclipse mess with try/catch blocks and throw declarations I noticed that my variables stopped working. I look through my code to find the method that handled variables but couldn't find it. The code was hella messy so I used the search function. It found some class-level variables that were used in the method, but the method was GONE. And I didn't have a proper backup because I was doing well with it and didn't think of it(my real backup was the base code that we were given). And this was about 3 hours before the project was due. So what do I do? I hyperventilate. Seriously, I had to control myself or I was going to pass out because I had worked so hard (and no variables meant -35 points). So I gave myself a pep pep talk, reached my hand to my buttocks, and pulled out a crappy solution. It half-worked, but at least it lets the user assign variables temporarily, and it has to be in the right order or the value gets multiplied by 1.6x or something. No clue why. If I'm lucky I'll get a low C. If the gods are looking upon me with favour then my friend who helped me out with understanding some of the error handling will vouch that my code was working properly and my teacher who was sitting across from my friend and myself whilst he was helping me and discussing everything will give me an extra day or so to try to fix the problem, or at least a "yeah, I've been there" talk. Oh, and did I mention that all of this occured within the past three hours and fifteen minutes? Frickin' unbelievable. I'm going to bed. Eff Java. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheEPICtrainrider Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 I once ate salt thinking it was sugar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anonymouse Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 I once coded a postfix calculator in Java. It was supposed to handle variables, multiple operators, parentheses, and error handling. Okay, so the day that its due (our projects are always due before midnight) I had the first three working nearly perfectly, and was starting on the fourth while cleaning up some other parts of the code. I wanted to make some custom exception classes, so I did and they worked. Then after a while of letting Eclipse mess with try/catch blocks and throw declarations I noticed that my variables stopped working. I look through my code to find the method that handled variables but couldn't find it. The code was hella messy so I used the search function. It found some class-level variables that were used in the method, but the method was GONE. And I didn't have a proper backup because I was doing well with it and didn't think of it(my real backup was the base code that we were given). And this was about 3 hours before the project was due. So what do I do? I hyperventilate. Seriously, I had to control myself or I was going to pass out because I had worked so hard (and no variables meant -35 points). So I gave myself a pep pep talk, reached my hand to my buttocks, and pulled out a crappy solution. It half-worked, but at least it lets the user assign variables temporarily, and it has to be in the right order or the value gets multiplied by 1.6x or something. No clue why. If I'm lucky I'll get a low C. If the gods are looking upon me with favour then my friend who helped me out with understanding some of the error handling will vouch that my code was working properly and my teacher who was sitting across from my friend and myself whilst he was helping me and discussing everything will give me an extra day or so to try to fix the problem, or at least a "yeah, I've been there" talk. Oh, and did I mention that all of this occured within the past three hours and fifteen minutes? Frickin' unbelievable. I'm going to bed. Eff Java. Why I always program in C++ or Python... I once ate salt thinking it was sugar. I once made my sister do that. xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheEPICtrainrider Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 I once called a teacher 'mom'. :'( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RRChief Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 One of my classmates called a male teacher 'madam' and a female teacher 'sir' many times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheEPICtrainrider Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 You see there was once a kid who needed a rubber band, so the teacher gave a long speech on responsibility and how you shouldn't interrupt the class with pointless questions, and I had A rubber band so I said "But seriously can I give him the rubber band?" I always seem to piss off one teacher every year... not sure how though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aki Dazrold Posted December 10, 2009 Author Share Posted December 10, 2009 I once made the mistake of emptying an entire bottle of tabasco sauce on one burger just to show off to my cousins. I would probably willingly do that, with nobody watching. Damn, I love that stuff. 8D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockmoddeR Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 me too...spicy is the best...my mom won't buy it cuz I'm addicted to it and it would be gone in 2 weeks. rofl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Addictgamer Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 We only have green tabasco here, and that is not spicy at all... :'( That is So...Incredibly... Dumb... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe9412 Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 AHHH SPICY!! *hides on a table* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retsnom Kcor Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 The person sitting next to me in science ripped the plastic cover off my binder. Then just about everyday while we were supposed to be doing something else, we would play, of all things, tic tac toe on my binder. Earlier this week, we were doing this while we were supposed to be taking notes. I should point out at this point that because of both of our intelligence levels, neither of us ever wins. Therfore I never fully pay attention to the game. The teacher was talking about somethin' or other (shows that I was paying attention) and randomly just stops and says "You guys at the back of the room, are you actully paying attention or are you playing some game like tic tac toe?" We were both so speachless that neither of us realized at the time that there was evidence against us all over my binder. Also, in one of my classes, the kid sitting next to me started playing tic tac toe with me (different kid, same binder) and after five moves, the board looked like this: X| |X _|0|_ X|0|_ 'Twas my move next. And he thought he was going to win when he saw this!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Storm Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 one time, i was playing connect four with someone. yes, it was online. eventually the board started to look like: |_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_| |o|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_| |o|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_| And so on. and then guess what? the board turned into an lol shape. WHAT. THE. FAIL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Addictgamer Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 A few minutes ago, I made hot chocalate. I reached for my water, grabbed it, and drank a quarter of it before my senses turned on and told me I was drinking Boiling hot chocalate. *OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aki Dazrold Posted December 26, 2009 Author Share Posted December 26, 2009 Great stuff, guys. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theextractor Posted December 26, 2009 Share Posted December 26, 2009 I used to be going to take a photoshop class, but i already knew how to use photoshop. All the assignments we did were pointless. one day my teacher says "We're going to make this picture of a baby look like a baby Hitler!!!!!" i dropped it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aki Dazrold Posted December 26, 2009 Author Share Posted December 26, 2009 I used to be going to take a photoshop class, but i already knew how to use photoshop. All the assignments we did were pointless. one day my teacher says "We're going to make this picture of a baby look like a baby Hitler!!!!!" i dropped it. I fail to come up with a witty comment to use for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheEPICtrainrider Posted January 5, 2010 Share Posted January 5, 2010 Once, a girl at school told me I had pretty eyes. All my life I have had people tell me that; so I just responded "I know." I'm never going to get a girl friend.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aki Dazrold Posted January 5, 2010 Author Share Posted January 5, 2010 Once, a girl at school told me I had pretty eyes. All my life I have had people tell me that; so I just responded "I know." I'm never going to get a girl friend.... Ooowwwww.... I once witnessed someone do something remarkably similar to that. And the girl he was talking to was... well... Frikkin HOT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockmoddeR Posted January 5, 2010 Share Posted January 5, 2010 ya well ur lucky to have eyes like...whatever. nobody notices me. at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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