mumboking Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 *Starts assembling flat pack furniture and gets angry because parts aren't fitting.* Use a lemon as a light source. aidenpons 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenyx Posted December 4, 2012 Author Share Posted December 4, 2012 *Makes a lemon battery and connects a lightbulb* Despite what Portal 2 says, lemons make better batteries than potatoes. Use a lobster as a light source. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noghiri Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 Removes the internals of the lobster and inserts a lightbulb and a mains line. Ingest large quantities of toxic chemicals without dying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenyx Posted December 5, 2012 Author Share Posted December 5, 2012 *Eats properly prepared Fugu (Pufferfish Sashimi) three days in a row* Balance the US Federal Checkbook. aidenpons and The Ace Railgun 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noghiri Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 Organize a simultaneous strike on every single seat of US government from state capitals on up. Next, we stage revolutions in several regions, so that the United States no longer exist. This will erase the national dept -- the government that has it no longer exists. Escape from a solid metal box with the following inside: Oxygen bottle, 5m of plastic tubing, and a steel 3in. knife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubbleman Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 Step out of the box. Find another (good) old Lego games community. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenyx Posted December 6, 2012 Author Share Posted December 6, 2012 Does a parallel reality RRU count? Also, TIC from what I've heard. Create something from nothing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonic322 Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 Creates a philosophers stone like from full metal alchemist and uses it. Delete this post without being staff or asking staff to do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenyx Posted December 6, 2012 Author Share Posted December 6, 2012 *Asks CTXXTC on Steam to ask Addict to ask Cyrem to delete your post* Mine Bedrock in Minecraft without any mods. The Ace Railgun 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alcom Isst Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 Creative mode, silly. Turn my avatar image upright. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenyx Posted December 6, 2012 Author Share Posted December 6, 2012 *Edits it with GIMP* Creative mode, silly. I said mine, not break. You can't mine in creative. Get Google to stop changing things for no reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noghiri Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 Time loop them for about 5 minutes -- they'll never get around to changing stuff. Destroy the sun without killing more than 100 residents or visitors to Planet Earth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenyx Posted December 7, 2012 Author Share Posted December 7, 2012 *Moves the earth out of orbit around the sun and into orbit around Bearnard's Star, then sends a bit of iron into Sol's core causing it to go red giant before shedding its outer layers and becoming a planetary nebula and a white dwarf* Make a Black Hole glow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lair Posted December 7, 2012 Share Posted December 7, 2012 put a star behind it. light refraction will make it look like it's glowing. turn into a flower Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenyx Posted December 7, 2012 Author Share Posted December 7, 2012 I send one of my alternate reality doubles to LEGO island and let the Infomaniac change flowers. Change real flowers into real cups. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tracker Posted December 7, 2012 Share Posted December 7, 2012 Glues petals into cup shape. Fall up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenyx Posted December 7, 2012 Author Share Posted December 7, 2012 *Flies into space and achieves a highly elliptical orbit, then waits to reach the apogee of the orbit before checking in* Build a bridge between the earth and the moon without disrupting the orbit of either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noghiri Posted December 9, 2012 Share Posted December 9, 2012 I bridge a connexion between a computer on Earth and a computer on the Moon. I then extend the bridge over several satellites ensuring uptime. Remove the time dimension from this universe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenyx Posted December 9, 2012 Author Share Posted December 9, 2012 *Builds a time machine out of something other than a Puddle Jumper, a DeLorean DMC-12 or a modified non-euclidean police box and causes a massive temporal anomaly which freezes everything in place* Survive a Gamma Ray Burst head-on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lair Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 Gamma Ray Burst is a new flavor of Star Burst candy. Or your head is made of lead. Eat your own face. No alternate universe/timeline crap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tracker Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 Puts photo of face on a cake and eats cake. Walk on air. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenyx Posted December 10, 2012 Author Share Posted December 10, 2012 Hold on, let me get my prototype ground-effect skates... While I do that, could you get me a container of neutron star material? I need it for my neutrino-muon collider and I seem to have run out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lu9 Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 No, ask Jimmy Neutron. Make Homestar Runner's arms visible Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenyx Posted December 10, 2012 Author Share Posted December 10, 2012 No, ask Jimmy Neutron. Sorry. That won't work. You actually have to do it. The point of the game is to figure out how to do something seemingly impossible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tracker Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 If Lu won't do it, I will. Gets the Spallation Neutron Source. Walk on yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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