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With or without alternate reality shenanigans?

Hand me that small, unprotected chunk of anti-einsteinium, will you? Oh, and be careful not to let it annihilate anything. That stuff is expensive even on RRU's economic scale.

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Expose your arm to a high-powered microwave radiation source. The boiling water will break your arm.

Kill all the humans, and only the humans, on Earth.

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The Ace Railgun

*Uses Human DNA to create a Virus that only effects humans to wipe them all out* either that or I *went back in time and erased the human genome from existence*

Ice skate on water without freezing it

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The Ace Railgun

*creates a bridge out of solid light and drives up into space in a DeLorean (yes it has a flux capacitor)*

Shoot a bloon full of water with out popping it (bullet must go straight through)

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Shout "THIS IS A CRYSIS" at the top of your voice for no reason and insert the game into the computer while hammering the Hard drive with a Mallet that only you can lift.

 

Eat a RockWhale

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*Transforms in to Hungry Pumkin*

Give me the RockWhale

Om om homnom

Give me the Energy Crystal

Om om homnom

Give me the LMS Explorer

Om om Homnom

 That was TERRIBLE, Im never coming back here

*Leaves*

*Transforms back into myself*

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Open the GTC files for Lego Racers 2

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Hack into the game files and then realise you burnt your hard drive years ago and it refuses to work properly. Then try doing it on a laptop. Realise you hacked your laptop and then go get another computer. Realise you cannot afford one and sit at the kerb-side crying, obviously you cannot do it.

 

O.T.
It is true that Lego Racers can be hacked, I just wrote this down for fun but it isn't the solution.

 

 

Wait for Half Life 3

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Half-life: the time required for a quantity to fall to half the value measured at the start

 

3 half lives would be the time it takes for the quantity to reach 1/8th of the original quantity

isotope hydrogen-7's half life is 23*10-24 seconds. 

3*23*10-24=69*10-24=0.00000000000000000000069 seconds

 

In the amount of time it takes to blink there has already been over 9000 half-lives elapsed.

(ok im pretty sure I messed something up up there in the math and/or the facts considering i know little of radioactive decay and etc. and most of this was from wikipedia)

 

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Smell sounds.

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Make a noise and quickly block up your ears with a tube linked to your nose (Oh, and do make sure that you block the inner of your ear with something, preferably a 'Lego 1x1 round stud', should've mentioned that earlier).

 

 

Use a computer with only a tablet and no mouse or keyboard.

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'Now, I do assure you this is as expensive as hell' heh heh...

 

Oh... Right... Ride your bike one last time, say goodbye to it and smash it with a mallet. Throw the parts away, preferably nowhere where you could easily find or get to it like probably down the drain. Next, you have to deal with yourself, to complete this make sure you enter your house (then again it's only your house if you are an adult or are the only one in your generation left) and take a potato masher.

 

No, you want to aim as close as possible to the right side of your brain... Oh, and remember to take off your glasses if you are wearing any. Now MASH INTO THAT RIGHT SIDE OF YOUR BRIAN AS HARD AS POSSIBLE!!! Opps... Now you are dumb but you still remember about your bike, this time...

 

MASH INTO THE LEFT SIDE OF YOUR BRAIN!!!

 

Now you have forgotten about your bike... and your life... and yourself, and your friends, and your house, and your stuff... In summery... "Now you have left the thought of your bike out of the way you have successfully lost your thougts about your entire existence..."

 

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Become part of Aperture Science somehow and make the best prank call to Black Mesa.

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*Unsure on the Aperature Science part*

 

Go back in time. Send Alexander Graham Bell with a phone connection to Black Mesa with his phone that works and call him with a copy of his phone that works.

Therefore you can prank call him, thus making it the first and the best prank call.

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Loose to a blind man who is also deaf in a first person shooter game.

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Original plan: Buy 51% of Lego A/S (LEGO:DC)'s shares and then tell the board what to do.

However, Lego A/S is a private company.

So, blackmail the owners until they reboot Galidor.

 

 

Take over the world in 3 easy steps that are within the financial reach of an average highschooler.

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