Phoenyx Posted December 10, 2012 Author Share Posted December 10, 2012 With or without alternate reality shenanigans? Hand me that small, unprotected chunk of anti-einsteinium, will you? Oh, and be careful not to let it annihilate anything. That stuff is expensive even on RRU's economic scale. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tracker Posted December 11, 2012 Share Posted December 11, 2012 Without ARS's. Break your arm without touching anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noghiri Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 Expose your arm to a high-powered microwave radiation source. The boiling water will break your arm. Kill all the humans, and only the humans, on Earth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ace Railgun Posted March 11, 2013 Share Posted March 11, 2013 *Uses Human DNA to create a Virus that only effects humans to wipe them all out* either that or I *went back in time and erased the human genome from existence* Ice skate on water without freezing it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tracker Posted March 11, 2013 Share Posted March 11, 2013 Turns skates sideways and uses them as a ski. Drive a car into space. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ace Railgun Posted March 14, 2013 Share Posted March 14, 2013 *creates a bridge out of solid light and drives up into space in a DeLorean (yes it has a flux capacitor)* Shoot a bloon full of water with out popping it (bullet must go straight through) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prototyke Posted May 19, 2013 Share Posted May 19, 2013 Have a doughnut shaped balloon and shoot through the hole. Come away from RRU completely sane. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tracker Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 Be a simple IRC bot. Cut granite with your mouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben24x7 Posted July 15, 2013 Share Posted July 15, 2013 Stick a drill into your mouth. Kill water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yajmo Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 *Adopts a pet ant* *Names it Water* *squish* Play Crysis on windows 98 aidenpons 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben24x7 Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 Shout "THIS IS A CRYSIS" at the top of your voice for no reason and insert the game into the computer while hammering the Hard drive with a Mallet that only you can lift. Eat a RockWhale Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yajmo Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 *Transforms in to Hungry Pumkin* Give me the RockWhale Om om homnom Give me the Energy Crystal Om om homnom Give me the LMS Explorer Om om Homnom That was TERRIBLE, Im never coming back here *Leaves* *Transforms back into myself* ____________________________________________________________ Open the GTC files for Lego Racers 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben24x7 Posted August 16, 2013 Share Posted August 16, 2013 Hack into the game files and then realise you burnt your hard drive years ago and it refuses to work properly. Then try doing it on a laptop. Realise you hacked your laptop and then go get another computer. Realise you cannot afford one and sit at the kerb-side crying, obviously you cannot do it. O.T. It is true that Lego Racers can be hacked, I just wrote this down for fun but it isn't the solution. Wait for Half Life 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yajmo Posted August 16, 2013 Share Posted August 16, 2013 Half-life: the time required for a quantity to fall to half the value measured at the start 3 half lives would be the time it takes for the quantity to reach 1/8th of the original quantity isotope hydrogen-7's half life is 23*10-24 seconds. 3*23*10-24=69*10-24=0.00000000000000000000069 seconds In the amount of time it takes to blink there has already been over 9000 half-lives elapsed. (ok im pretty sure I messed something up up there in the math and/or the facts considering i know little of radioactive decay and etc. and most of this was from wikipedia) __________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Smell sounds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben24x7 Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 Make a noise and quickly block up your ears with a tube linked to your nose (Oh, and do make sure that you block the inner of your ear with something, preferably a 'Lego 1x1 round stud', should've mentioned that earlier). Use a computer with only a tablet and no mouse or keyboard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Car CrazeXVI Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 >Use a computer with only a tablet and no mouse or keyboard That's exactly how Windows 8 works. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lair Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 >Use a computer with only a tablet and no mouse or keyboard That's exactly how Windows 8 works. did they just click on a Halo "app"I think Microsoft has gone off he deep end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cloudstrife987 Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 ...ok...i guess i will continue. jump off the top of the empire state building without breaking a bone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yajmo Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 Wear these http://youtu.be/wX9Sc88qreg OR.... Just jump off the top and land back on the top __________________________________________________________________________ Forget how to ride a bike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben24x7 Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 'Now, I do assure you this is as expensive as hell' heh heh... Oh... Right... Ride your bike one last time, say goodbye to it and smash it with a mallet. Throw the parts away, preferably nowhere where you could easily find or get to it like probably down the drain. Next, you have to deal with yourself, to complete this make sure you enter your house (then again it's only your house if you are an adult or are the only one in your generation left) and take a potato masher. No, you want to aim as close as possible to the right side of your brain... Oh, and remember to take off your glasses if you are wearing any. Now MASH INTO THAT RIGHT SIDE OF YOUR BRIAN AS HARD AS POSSIBLE!!! Opps... Now you are dumb but you still remember about your bike, this time... MASH INTO THE LEFT SIDE OF YOUR BRAIN!!! Now you have forgotten about your bike... and your life... and yourself, and your friends, and your house, and your stuff... In summery... "Now you have left the thought of your bike out of the way you have successfully lost your thougts about your entire existence..." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Become part of Aperture Science somehow and make the best prank call to Black Mesa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masiaf Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 *Unsure on the Aperature Science part* Go back in time. Send Alexander Graham Bell with a phone connection to Black Mesa with his phone that works and call him with a copy of his phone that works. Therefore you can prank call him, thus making it the first and the best prank call. ___________________________________________________________________________________________ Loose to a blind man who is also deaf in a first person shooter game. Yajmo 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noghiri Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 Walk into the lava in Quake. Prevent lawmakers from making stupid decisions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hans_Henrik Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 apply to lawmakers. stop thinking about your ex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yajmo Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 what ex? ______________________________________________________________________________ Get LEGO to do a reboot of Galidor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noghiri Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 Original plan: Buy 51% of Lego A/S (LEGO:DC)'s shares and then tell the board what to do. However, Lego A/S is a private company. So, blackmail the owners until they reboot Galidor. Take over the world in 3 easy steps that are within the financial reach of an average highschooler. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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