Mattehw Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 Write an invasive worm on the computer your parents have. E-mail this worm to all of your friends with a e-mail chain look alike. Wait for all the computer in the world to be under your control. Turn Windows 8's interface into something appealing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben24x7 Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 Send a message to Bill Gates saying everyone prefers Linux. Become a newbie on RRU after owning two accounts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbob Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 Suffer permanent amnesia, forgetting you ever owned two accounts on RRU. Be standing at the North Pole and South Pole simultaneously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masiaf Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 Stand on a 5 ft magnet at the North and South Poles of the magnet Kill a Slimy Slug on an unmodded version of LRR without modding the game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobaFett2 Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 Go to your garden, find a slug, stick it on top of your unmodded disk, and step on it until it's dead. Fly through the ground to China. Jimbob 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben24x7 Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 Kill yourself to become a ghost. You should be fine unless the core starts to burn you. Preorder Lego bricks online without using 1. a computer and 2. a wireless connection. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbob Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 Phone up LEGO.com and order parts that way Decide with certainty whether Schrödinger's Cat is alive or dead, without touching the box. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattehw Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 acording to the Quantum immortality theory the cat will be both dead and alive for eternity there for the cat is both alive and dead simultaneously. I think. Combine two chemicals that will explode on contact with one another to explode a lab without using a robot or timers without dieing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben24x7 Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 First get into a big plastic transparent ball or something with two holes in the front to run the experiment, try it now. call Yogscast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noghiri Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 Call "Yogscast!" for no reason out the window. Build a Dyson Sphere around the Sun with solar panels and connect it to Earth without a cable or space elevator. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben24x7 Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 I will put this into steps: 1. Launch a spacecraft, preferably one made by NASA. 2. Get out of earth's orbit 3. SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE 4. Try to reach the sun 5. Run out of oxygen 6. Before you die contact NASA to tell them that the mission was unsuccessful and the next person to try and achieve the mission will need loads more air tanks. 7, Die in peace 8. Down on earth NASA will build a second rocket ship to send someone else into space 9. Oh flip! With too many air tanks the rocket ship comes straight back down to earth and explodes, destroying some sort of marvellous land-mark. 10. NASA build a third rocket ship 11. They launch it into space 12. They reach the sun 13. The astronaut pilot realises there isn't a break lever. 14. The crew, and the ship, burn in the fires of the sun. [Continue on for the next millenium or so] Live life using only objects you can buy from a petrol station. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wirza Posted October 3, 2013 Share Posted October 3, 2013 Allright.*lives for three weeks Make everything you order come instantly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aidenpons Posted October 13, 2013 Share Posted October 13, 2013 You buy the company from which you are ordering, thus making it immediate as your order is addressed to the shelf. The only delay is your reaction time. Halt gravity (either by ridding it or negating it) on Earth in all places without altering the Earth's structure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toot Posted October 13, 2013 Share Posted October 13, 2013 Placing a gargantuan anti-gravitation ball of equal force as gravity around the earth. There are two muffins on a plate, cut me the middle one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben24x7 Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 Call for a human, realise you don't have a voice, nor do you have a mind since you are a muffin. Mold to death along with your friend right beside you. Break Physics, fix physics, then per mentally break physics in the whole universe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ace Railgun Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 Call for a human, realise you don't have a voice, nor do you have a mind since you are a muffin. Mold to death along with your friend right beside you. Break Physics, fix physics, then permanently break physics in the whole universe. why the physics? I get enough of that in class, I don't want it on a forum game... quit failing at being a smarta** Eat a blueberry muffin smothered with extreme hot sauce without gaging or bursting in flames. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wirza Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 chops tounge off. fall of a cliff and land on the top of it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ace Railgun Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 chops tongue off. fall of a cliff and land on the top of it Teleport back to the top just before you hit the bottom! Fly a spaceship through the center of a doughnut without a shrink ray. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fluffy Cupcake Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 Easy when you've got the world's largest dougnut and smallest spaceship. *flies through* Create a worldwide earthquake with average sized cereal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ace Railgun Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 Easy when you've got the world's largest dougnut and smallest spaceship. *flies through* Create a worldwide earthquake with average sized cereal. Just make sure that the cereal is made from something heavy like lead and boom! Earthquake! Play Marco Polo in the flat desert. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toot Posted October 16, 2013 Share Posted October 16, 2013 *mirage windmills and giants* Is the answer to this question no? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ace Railgun Posted October 16, 2013 Share Posted October 16, 2013 Is the answer to this question no? No there is no answer to this question so the answer by default is no...so yes the answer is no. Crack open a soft object like an egg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wirza Posted October 17, 2013 Share Posted October 17, 2013 *microwaves said item* fall on yourself.(no time travel or parodoxes) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tracker Posted October 17, 2013 Share Posted October 17, 2013 Turns into a dog, falls off couch, lands back first, head falls on abdomen. Hug a rampaging werewolf without seriously injuring yourself.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ace Railgun Posted October 17, 2013 Share Posted October 17, 2013 Hug a rampaging werewolf without seriously injuring yourself.. Shh...Hug it while it's sleeping... Cause dust to explode without any explosives... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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