lol username Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 http://www.bzpower.com/board/index.php?showtopic=8668 http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?yzse5ylrhedseg6 I spent 50 minutes playing this "game" last night. I've seen terrible LEGO fan games before, but never before have I experienced anything even half as torturous as this. This is pure hell in 2D sidescroller form. In fact, this is so utterly broken, the process of playing it so amazingly infuriating, that I'm wondering if it's a troll game. If that is the case, I tip my hat to the person who created this, as it is a thousand times worse than my own attempts (Legos in Space). Except I don't wear a hat. So what makes this so unbearable? The sprites and overall art. Oh dear wad, it's like somebody dumped MS Paint, Minecraft, and modern art into a blender. The controls. This is apparently trying to be a platformer, but... Well, just try it. The writing. "Takanuva,Can you go to bohroks' house? Yes, I can. I go to there." The first six levels or so took me about 15 minutes to get through, and all had their own set of graphics that made my eyes bleed and characters that were at least slightly different. The other 35 minutes of gameplay were all spent running around in bland tunnels as the same character. Over. And. Over. Level after level. Speaking of the levels of the last 35 minutes, they're all pretty much the same in design. The developer seems to have a fondness for making you run all the way to the right with nothing stopping you, drop down a level, run all the way to the left in the same way, etc... An endless stretch of boredom. Later in the game, you will encounter Bohrok. They can't actually hurt you. Yes, they spawn endless amounts of green pellets which home in on you, but those don't do jack squat. Oh wait, those green pellets actually DO cause something to happen - insane amounts of lag. The collision detection on these is so poorly programmed that when you have a couple hundred of them pressing against a wall, trying to get to you (on the other side), the game will drop to only a couple frames per second. Combine that with the zig-zag level design mentioned above, and a lot of the latter portions of the game consist of nothing but slowly jerking from one side of the screen to the other, making something that would take only a few seconds without lag take several minutes. You will finally encounter Bohrok Kal... And as far as I can tell, this is where the game ends. They appear to be bosses, but you can't defeat them - I had one at -25,000 HP (according to the text slightly above the Bohrok Kal and behind the scenery!) and nothing happened. I was stuck with nothing but a Bohrok Kal and a wall I couldn't destroy to get past. Yes, after 50 minutes of pure agony, the game just left me stuck right at what appears to be the last level. So, RRU, here is my challenge. Play through this game. Keep whatever sanity you have. Try to figure out a way past this "boss". The first player uses the arrow keys to move, and Z and X to attack. If the "Apple 2nd player(helper)" is enabled, you can use WASD to move him around too. Good luck. Oh, and Kini Nui is a d***. Literally. le717 and The Ace Railgun 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbob Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 Hmmm, I can't seem to download it. 'This file does not exist, the access to the following file is limited or it has been removed due to infringement of copyright.' Sounds awful though. And there's a difference between the funny-kind-of-awful, and the vomit-inducing-kind-of-awful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McJobless Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 Words can't, but pictures can. The average player of this game in their descent to lunacy. lol username and The Ace Railgun 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lol username Posted April 25, 2013 Author Share Posted April 25, 2013 Hmmm, I can't seem to download it. 'This file does not exist, the access to the following file is limited or it has been removed due to infringement of copyright.' Sounds awful though. And there's a difference between the funny-kind-of-awful, and the vomit-inducing-kind-of-awful. Here, try this link instead. Jimbob and le717 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spiller Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 Oh God, my eyes, my eyes are hurting. It is not everyday you find a game which is straight up terrible in every possible aspect... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lol username Posted April 25, 2013 Author Share Posted April 25, 2013 I just discovered something. The very first level spawns you above blocks you can destroy, with pointless blue orbs beneath them. It's a natural instinct to destroy the blocks, collect the stuff on the way down, and go on your way. Except it leads to a pit you cannot escape from. This game can screw you over within the first ten seconds of gameplay. Also, try pressing "P" to bring up a glorious pause menu. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobaFett2 Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 This thing looks like a joke. By that I mean that they intend it to be a joke. That or they really just suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ace Railgun Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 The writing. "Takanuva,Can you go to bohroks' house? Yes, I can. I go to there." "What does a Bohrok's house look like?" "It looks like a piece of S*** on that map" Well there are worse...ok no who the heck thought that they could get away with such horrible F****** grammer!! Don't even try defending them!!! Lazy writers are the worst!!! But hey at least we found something that may be worse than Lost... Oh, and Kini Nui is a d***. Literally. Now now no obscene photography Jamesster. That must be the pathway to where Makuta is hiding out...since he is such a d***... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Car CrazeXVI Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 The way you described this game... I'm not even gonna try... And I never did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
le717 Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 So, RRU, here is my challenge. Play through this game. Keep whatever sanity you have. Try to figure out a way past this "boss". Good luck. Challenge accepted. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9o_mzsMmvu8 Car CrazeXVI and Jimbob 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aidenpons Posted November 19, 2013 Share Posted November 19, 2013 This should become One Of The Top 101 Ways To Waste Your Broadband, Your Time, and Your Sanity. (OT101WWYBYTYS) And your profile picture, jamesster, is perfect for the occasion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
le717 Posted November 19, 2013 Share Posted November 19, 2013 This should become One Of The Top 101 Ways To Waste Your Broadband, Your Time, and Your Sanity. (OT101WWYBYTYS) And your profile picture, jamesster, is perfect for the occasion. Nah, I can find other ways. I actually enjoyed playing it. It was break from my traditional routine. When is jamesster's avatar not perfect for the occasion? :P Jimbob and aidenpons 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadowblaze Posted November 19, 2013 Share Posted November 19, 2013 Looks like a good game, its graphics are the best part IMO. But seriously. Still better than a lot of other games.jk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
le717 Posted November 20, 2013 Share Posted November 20, 2013 We win. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4TvmOP2s3Y Now, hand over the prizes. :P Arthuriel, Prototyke, Quisoves Potoo and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tracker Posted November 20, 2013 Share Posted November 20, 2013 I dare say, just seeing the last vid, that game is about as bad a game can be. The programming is truly amateur, as are the graphics. Scribbles? Really? Counters overlapping their labels? Vital information being placed BEHIND a wall? Who ever did this did so as a really bad joke or needs to go back to school. Wognif and fun 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guurahk204 Posted November 20, 2013 Share Posted November 20, 2013 "I know, you will back" Wat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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