Skype Libs!

[Wognif]

a long [iNSIGNIA] ending in a round pig-like [sCREEN].

Does the screen oink?

[Drill Master]

Hello all and welcome to a brought back from the dead story time, written by our own RRU Skype Chat. That's right, it's Skype Libs!

 

Here are two new stories filled in by members of the chat. Enjoy!

 

#8)

 

FORTUNE COOKIE

 

No matter what city you visit, there's bound to be a Chinatown, a Chinese restaurant, and of course a Chinese fortune cookie, which might say:

 

1. A romantic [bEEF] will add interest to your otherwise [GRUMPY] life.

 

2. You will inherit a large sum of [bEEFS] from a dear, departed [COKE].

 

3. You are admired by your fellow [PILLS] for your ability to [EXPLODE] under [HUGE] pressure.

 

4. Although thoughts weigh [ODDLY] on your [NOSE], you are never without a sense of [COW FLESH].

 

5. You tackle difficult [HATS] with [ON FIRE] skill and the confidence of a much older [Coke].

 

#9)

 

HAVING TROUBLE FALLING ASLEEP?

 

Have trouble falling asleep in a strange [HEAP]? Here are a few [CHOCOLATY] suggestions to help you get a good [PIE] sleep as soon as your head [PARRIES] the pillow.

 

1. Before you climb into the [bUBBLE], take several [WARM] breaths and exhale [sTRATEGICALLY] for at least [12] minutes.

 

2. Carry something familiar with you. For example: a teddy [bOX], a security [WAFFLE], or even a [CHEESY] pillow on which to rest your [MUSTACHE].

 

3. If it's easier for you to fall asleep to comforting sounds, bring along a [HOT] tape and listen to the ocean waves lapping against the [DAISY] or the patter of [bLUE] rain [HELLS] falling on an [Afro] top.

 

4. If all else fails, read a good [WORLD] until you drift off into a deep [COUCH]. If this doesn't do it, give up and head for [RRU].

 

 

There you have it! If you enjoyed these stories and the others, and want to join the fun, then tune in every Wednesday night (EST) in the RRU Skype Chat and be ready to type.