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Lego game characters 'build on' secrets


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In this game, someone chooses a character from a classic Lego game (before 2002) and makes a short secret about them, other members may expand the secret till it either ends or starts becoming inappropriate. I'll start with the first 'build on' secret:

 

"Chief actually lost his arm by poorly aiming a chainsaw in his younger days..."

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Hello? Anyone?

till it either ends or starts becoming inappropriate.

Well, bumps such as that are certainly inappropriate. Rock Raiders United has already expressed its disinterest in this topic by not replying to it, and bumping the topic will only cause aggravation and disdain.

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"Chief actually lost his arm by poorly aiming a chainsaw in his younger days..."

False. He lost it in some presumably cavein-related accident rescuing 37 trapped miners on Pluto. This game is destined to fail because of canon and facts.

 

a classic Lego game (before 2002)

*1997-2005 

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*cricket noises in background*

 

I'm sorry, but this game doesn't make much sense or even sound that great. First off, Soccer Mania and Island Xtreme Stunts were made in 2002, so you are forgetting a few classic games. Second, I really don't get how you could continue adding parts to the previous secret unless it would be something like "Fortunately, Unfortunately" except you are adding more to the previous instead of making something good or bad happen next.

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"Chief actually lost his arm by poorly aiming a chainsaw in his younger days..."

False. He lost it in some presumably cavein-related accident rescuing 37 trapped miners on Pluto. This game is destined to fail because of canon and facts.

 

God sakes I am making the god damned thing up. You people have no sense of understanding.

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"Chief actually lost his arm by poorly aiming a chainsaw in his younger days..."

False. He lost it in some presumably cavein-related accident rescuing 37 trapped miners on Pluto. This game is destined to fail because of canon and facts.

 

God sakes I am making the god damned thing up. You people have no sense of understanding.

You have no sense of knowing about game canon, that's for sure.

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*Ahem* (This is probably not relevant to the topic) Canon means relevant to an object, person's life or whatnot. Non-Canon is.... For crying out loud just stop posting and let this topic reach hell for once.

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For crying out loud just stop posting and let this topic reach hell for once.

RIght away sir!

"CAPTAIN!"

"What is it man?"

"It's urgent! It's HORRIBLE!"

"What? What's so bad?"

"The topic! It's... it's... IT'S..."

"What? SPIT IT OUT!"

"IT'S GOING INTO HELL!"

"WHAT?"

"I can't stop it, sir!"

"This is terrible news! What can we do?"

"There's nothing we can do sir!"

"Then we must sit back and watch our fate."

"We're nearing hell's gates!"

"Look at that..."

"It's getting closer! We're going faster!"

"Approaching sound barrier!"

"Eyaaaaaaa"

"AAAAAUGH"

*crrrrrrck*

*GSHHHHHHWHOOSH*

"I'm on fire!"

"This is it!"

*sssssssssshhhhhhssshh*

*everyone stops posting and falls silent*

 

 

the chainsaw was aimed at Docs

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Fifi La Fume

*Ahem* (This is probably not relevant to the topic) Canon means relevant to an object, person's life or whatnot. Non-Canon is.... For crying out loud just stop posting and let this topic reach hell for once.

That has to be the worse explanation of Canon, ever.

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