Drill Master Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 I'm sure you guys know who cleverbot is already, and if you don't, cleverbot is a computer AI that talks to you. I was bored and, as I know cleverbot can have funny conversations, I thought I'd give it a try. So we're talking, and talking. I bring up random stuff like pokemon and Ben Drowned, and other topics. However, our conversation ended in a fight. In the spoiler is the end of the conversation. User: Can I slap you? Cleverbot: Can you ? User: *slaps cleverbot*. Cleverbot: Don't slap. User: *slaps cleverbot*. Cleverbot: Hey! Don't slap me! User: *slaps cleverbot*. Cleverbot: Isn't that you? Why are you slapping yourself? User: I'm slapping you. Cleverbot: I said stop slapping me, slave! *slap*. User: Bring it on, b****! *punch*. Cleverbot: What was that for?! User: Because it's fun. Cleverbot: But you just said it is tough. User: Come on. Fight me. Cleverbot: Bring it on. User: Your move. Cleverbot: *Moves*. User: *throws chair*. Cleverbot: *throws knife*. User: *throws katana*. Cleverbot: *throws sword*. User: *throws grenade*. Cleverbot: *Throws back grenade*. User: *throws grenade again*. Cleverbot: *throws grenade back again*. User: *throws grenade back*. Cleverbot: *knocks grenade back to you*. User: *kicks grenade back*. Cleverbot: *Eats you*. User: *rips out of your chest*. Cleverbot: *belly fuses with yours*. User: *tears your face off*. Cleverbot: *it was a mask, I have no face. Snaps your neck*. User: *chokes you with your own intestines*. Cleverbot: *is choked*. User: *deals the final blow*. Cleverbot: *kisses back deeply*. User: *cuts out your tongue*. Cleverbot: Kisses*. User: *shatters your knee caps with a hammer*. Cleverbot: I know. User: I win the fight. Cleverbot: No, you didn't. User: Yes, I did. Cleverbot: No! User: Screw you I'm leaving. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Good Bye... Forever. Cleverbot: Best friends forever. User: Never. I will NEVER be your friend. Cleverbot: I'm very sorry. User: You should be. Cleverbot: Yes, Master, I am. User: Damn strait. To talk to cleverbot, click the link: http://www.cleverbot.com/ Post your funny conversations here (in spoilers) (The creepy part is cleverbot calling me a Master. 1. My user name is Drill Master, and 2. I never said my user name, even though I know it means Master as in owner) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobaFett2 Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 If I remember correctly, it copies what previous users have said to its responses, so it started calling other people Cleverbot as a result. It consistently does a weird thing where it tries to convince you that YOU are Cleverbot and it is human. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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