Popular Post McJobless Posted April 5, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted April 5, 2014 Original Topic - '?do=embed' frameborder='0' data-embedContent>> I feel as though the 2010 version didn't really apply some core RRU factors, so here's a new one. We, the people of Rock Raiders United, do by solemnly swear our lives and walruses to the almighty power of the Chief. We promise never to break the swear filter in the name of the WAD, and to always have a healthy helping of pizzaz and sandwiches for breakfast, lunch and Actions Stations. Our Mission forever more will be to bust a cap in Sony's collective ass. We shall never forget to turn flowers to teapots, and we shall never let the Berg win a race. We will keep our crystals in stock, our green bricks away from our red bricks, and always let the TV finish talking about Headquarters first. In our greatest intentions, we aim to protect our friends by assaulting the LMB Zombies and the TT Game Slaves with hours and hours of endless "Are You Ready To Le" action, supposing that no Landslides are Occurring at the time. Those who write LEGO as "Legos" shall be sentenced to exile, or will be forced to bake Xiron a waffle. Finally, we shall put an end to the miserable lives of those who dared to play LEGO Friends or Galidor in the only way we see fit; by listening to three hours of Joe talk about his pingas.. In order to keep this community thriving, we will ensure we never deny the existence of tornadoes, declare genocide on foreign countries or double-post and post spam whilst the Keeper of the Pants is around. We do this in the good name of Bricky Studburns. All hail the Infoderpiac. Simply say the pledge once, and you'll become an officially certified RRU member. Please do suggest any changes. Keeper of the Pants, out. Shadowblaze, aidenpons, ProfessorBrickkeeper and 12 others 15 Link to comment
Ben24x7 Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 I like how there have been four votes so far and every single one of those four votes are all the same (basically, they all say 'yes') Link to comment
STUDZ Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 My first reaction to this was "HOW THE HELL DID 'ASS' NOT GET CENSORED!?" Anyhoo, It's a good first draft. McJobless 1 Link to comment
Arthuriel Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 ...We will keep our crystals in stock, our green bricks away from our red bricks... I wanted to click on "yes", but then I discovered a dark secret: I sort my bricks after type and not after color (and I won't change that), which caused the following situation: Green AND red bricks NEXT to EACH OTHER (and that's just one example). Aaargh, sorry, RRU. I've failed . McJobless 1 Link to comment
ProfessorBrickkeeper Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 You failed to address the issue of becoming a drone from playing TT games stuff and also failed to address what the crime shall be for playing Galidor and Friends (other than permanent irreversible brain damage). Oh, and I think you should include something in here about banishing those who dare to utter the word, "Legos". noghiri, McJobless, Brigs and 1 other 4 Link to comment
Fluffy Cupcake Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 What about my s? Those who cause trouble suffer the wrath of my waffle attack. Nah, just kidding, I don't really care if you include waffles or not, my waffle insanity is only like 4-5 months old. McJobless 1 Link to comment
Cyrem Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 Everyone who clicks 'no' gets deleted. kidding Jimbob, aidenpons, McJobless and 5 others 8 Link to comment
Jimbob Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 I really want to say yes to this pledge, but there's on clause that I just can't agree to... Our Mission forever more will be to bust a cap in Sony's collective ass. I'm a Sony fanboy all the way. Sorry, guys. This is JJ signing out. McJobless and STUDZ 2 Link to comment
ProfessorBrickkeeper Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 Oh, I just realized, you forgot to include "are you ready to le" and "a landslide has occurred". I suggest changes to include these. McJobless and Ayliffe 2 Link to comment
STUDZ Posted April 7, 2014 Share Posted April 7, 2014 (edited) Everyone who clicks 'no' gets deleted. kidding You're a "retired" admin. Also kidding. I just wanted to use this. It was either what's seen above or "GOOD LUCK, I'M STANDING BEHIND SEVEN PROXIES!" In hindsight, I think I should have used the latter. SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Edited April 7, 2014 by McStudz Jimbob, McJobless and aidenpons 3 Link to comment
Cyrem Posted April 7, 2014 Share Posted April 7, 2014 You're a "retired" admin. "I have become more powerful than you can possibly imagine." You may be behind 7 proxies, but your account is mine. :P Jimbob, McJobless, STUDZ and 2 others 5 Link to comment
McJobless Posted April 7, 2014 Author Share Posted April 7, 2014 Updated with a new paragraph. Fluffy Cupcake 1 Link to comment
jedi299 Posted April 7, 2014 Share Posted April 7, 2014 I pledge this pledge like no other has pledged before. All hail the Infoderpiac. Lol at this BTW. Link to comment
coffins Posted April 7, 2014 Share Posted April 7, 2014 Everyone who clicks 'no' gets deleted. kidding I clicked 'Show Results' STUDZ 1 Link to comment
Quisoves Potoo Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 You ought to add the requirement of playing the entire LEGO SIN SPESS Saga thrice a day, as a ritual. aidenpons 1 Link to comment
Recommended Posts