Aki Dazrold Posted December 4, 2010 Author Share Posted December 4, 2010 You stop being LZ and start be Derek again. AS IT SHOULD BE. You wonder where the mofo you are. The hole was deeper than it looked. This is troubling to you. You have incredible eyesight, yet you keep missing all this stuff. You better stop making that keep happen and pay attention more. You should rendezvous with the others in a few minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tauka Usanake Posted December 5, 2010 Share Posted December 5, 2010 Go FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF at your own stupidity and start thinking a way out of the hole. Think climbing or if there are any walkways down here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aki Dazrold Posted December 5, 2010 Author Share Posted December 5, 2010 Well, this hole did land in a hallway. You suddenly wonder why you don't see a lot of rubble lying around. You look up. It should be fairly easy to get out of here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tauka Usanake Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 Try to break the fourth wall. Sorry I'm bored. START CLIMBING! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aki Dazrold Posted December 9, 2010 Author Share Posted December 9, 2010 Why climb? You jump a total of three times and make it out of the hole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tauka Usanake Posted December 26, 2010 Share Posted December 26, 2010 At last jump look at fourth wall, say "That was easy," and then have something or nothing happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aki Dazrold Posted December 30, 2010 Author Share Posted December 30, 2010 You look at a wall that some idiot spray painted the number 4 on. The oddity of this causes you to completely forget to comment on how easy that was and how awesome you are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tauka Usanake Posted December 30, 2010 Share Posted December 30, 2010 Drat nothing happened. Decide which way to go whenever you have enough time to kill someone or need to get back to the others. Am I the only one playing this now? :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aki Dazrold Posted December 30, 2010 Author Share Posted December 30, 2010 You have to go back now. The time seems right. You backtrack in a series of directions that the author cares not to explain. You walk into a room and find Phil and Mariam there already. [maybe you are but I love you in the butt for it] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTXXTC Posted December 31, 2010 Share Posted December 31, 2010 You then sit down and talk to Phil and Mariam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aki Dazrold Posted December 31, 2010 Author Share Posted December 31, 2010 [syntax error foo] You sit down by the wall and lightly clonk your head against it. "Find anything?" you ask. "I found a freezer with a whole chicken in it." Phil said merrily. You laugh. "No, really, what did you find?" Phil frowned. "I was being serious. I found a frozen chicken." You raise an eyebrow. Phil says, "the BAD news about that is-" "Ah ha". You interrept. Phil shoots you a dirty glance before continuing. "Bad news, for me and Mariam at least, it that the dang thing was a live chicken that some wiseass flash-froze." You raise the other eyebrow. "Meaning what exactly?" you inquire. "Meaning that we can thaw it and you can drain it. We certainly don't have an oven nearby so the two of us can't eat it anyway. Not cooked, at least." Mariam grimaced. Even though eating uncooked chicken would technically not harm her in any way, the idea was still revolting. "What about you?" Phil asked. "I found a room with a bunch of equipment in it. I didn't mess with anything and figured I'd let you have a look." You reply. "Mariam?" She shrugged. "Not a damn thing." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tauka Usanake Posted December 31, 2010 Share Posted December 31, 2010 Derek: Well I guess I won't be eating Mariam again . So where's this chicken? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aki Dazrold Posted December 31, 2010 Author Share Posted December 31, 2010 You don't say that, because a single chicken isn't much to you. It will sure hold you off for a while though. "Where's the chicken?" you ask. Phil picks up a cardboard box. "In here." he says. He opens it and a half-frozen chicken is found inside. It's stirring very slightly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tracker Posted December 31, 2010 Share Posted December 31, 2010 Lupi walks in and eats chicken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aki Dazrold Posted December 31, 2010 Author Share Posted December 31, 2010 [lies.] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tauka Usanake Posted December 31, 2010 Share Posted December 31, 2010 Fire your lazor and cook fry thaw the chicken! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aki Dazrold Posted December 31, 2010 Author Share Posted December 31, 2010 Do what now? How does fire lazor- Oh hey the chicken is thawed and is making lots of noise. How about that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tauka Usanake Posted December 31, 2010 Share Posted December 31, 2010 Jump on it like a fat boy on a twinkie. I mean, before it gets away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aki Dazrold Posted January 1, 2011 Author Share Posted January 1, 2011 You wipe your mouth. What spastic chicken? and yes you ate it; for the people who's brains don't work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Storm Posted January 1, 2011 Share Posted January 1, 2011 Smash box into face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aki Dazrold Posted January 3, 2011 Author Share Posted January 3, 2011 You smash your head through the box in a fit of sudden energy. WOO. You feel great right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Storm Posted January 3, 2011 Share Posted January 3, 2011 Proceed to start eating Derek's hand, then rewind time and put box back into closet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aki Dazrold Posted January 3, 2011 Author Share Posted January 3, 2011 Invalid command. Reason: wat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tauka Usanake Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 Derek eat Derek's hand then time warp to before head got smashed through box. Tell others of your radio chat with the others. Then ask if room with equipment is something to look into. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aki Dazrold Posted January 4, 2011 Author Share Posted January 4, 2011 [[Please Talk Properly]. Plot hole. *fills it*] "I spoke with Roy a while ago." You inform the others. "Evidently, they also went through a time skip and met up with that bald guy we saw earlier." Mariam raises an eyebrow. "Did they fight him..?" "Yep." "Damn." She says, shaking her head. Clearly, she feels the same dismay you felt upon realization that you may have just caused some of the conflict you faced earlier. But this time, it's a situation she can relate to. "Also," you continue, "Roy is on the other side of the massive room and several meters above us." Phil perks up. "Massive room?" He inquires. Mariam glances at him. "You didn't see it?" She questions. "I wound up out there twice while I was searching for stuff to eat." "Walkways everywhere, can't see the floor, looks like you could fit aircraft in it?" Phil asks, a bit hastily. "So you DID see it." She confirms. Phil scratches his head. "Not today I haven't." He clarifies. "I didn't realize that's where we were. Derek." He turns to you. "You said you found a computer room? If you could lead us there, I may be able to get some decent information to help us out." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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