The puppy pines, the turbine whines

A Raider tells, Chief yells

A bat squeeks, this poem peaks

The ground rumbles, you alls tumbles

The walls turn to rubble, we all run from trouble

Alpha peeves, LZ leaves

An AIV rands, Cyrem bans

People try to revive Spammorz, admins rattle banhammers

A storm rolls in, Storm storms out

Epic seethes, and Addict asks Jeeves

Such is a day in the mines.