[10:00:04 PM] Lair Derpconis: I find it funny that most 50 year olds can use computers better than anyone below 20 where I live
[10:00:10 PM] jamesster: lol
[10:00:17 PM] Lair Derpconis: it's not even lol
[10:00:19 PM] Lair Derpconis: i
[10:00:22 PM] Lair Derpconis: sometimes
[10:00:23 PM] Lair Derpconis: they make me
[10:00:24 PM] Lair Derpconis: want to
[10:00:26 PM] Lair Derpconis: ....................
[10:00:31 PM] Lair Derpconis: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNG
[10:00:40 PM] Lair Derpconis: I put up with so much filth
[10:00:56 PM] jamesster: protip: tech support may not be a good job idea for you
[10:01:25 PM] Lair Derpconis: OKAY SIR, DO YOU SEE THE START MENU
IS THAT THE ONE THAT OPENS UP MY COMPUTER
I HATE YOU
[10:01:59 PM] Lair Derpconis: HELLO I NEED HELP
WHAT
MY COMPUTER WON'T TURN ON
IS IT PLUGGED IN?
NO
BITE ME
[10:02:46 PM] Lair Derpconis: HELLO PLEASE HELP I HAVE A VIRUS
OKAY WHERE IS IT
I DUNNO I NEED A MICROSCOPE
WHAT
I OPENED UP MY COMPUTER BUT I CANT SEE THE VIRUS
...
AM I GOING TO BE INFECTED
YES YOU WILL DIE HORRIBLY
[10:02:50 PM] jamesster: so quoting this
[10:03:04 PM] Lair Derpconis: Someone got a trojan worm and thought ACTUALL EARTH WORMS WERE INSIDE THEIR COMPUTER
[10:03:09 PM] Lair Derpconis: I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP