[7:44:46 PM] Alcom Isst: In actuality the infoderpiac is a juvenile infomooniac. After thriving for several years, an infoderpiac will root itself for a period of around two weeks. After this, the infoderpiac gathers nutrients at supersonic speeds, swelling instantly into a massive spherical grey infomooniac, named after it's lunar appearance. The infomooniac severs its roots, and rolls across the land for the rest of its lifespan.
[9:09:26 PM] Alcom Isst: I have too many LEGO bricks, so I am making a stand so I may let's play with an iPhone.
[9:10:16 PM] McJobless: I have too many f****s, so I am making something which I can pour them all into, instead of pouring them into that post of yours.
[9:11:54 PM] Alcom Isst: What's the melting temperature of a 'f****'?
[9:33:58 PM] McJobless: About 500 f****ing degrees.