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So I should spend real money to purchase in-game objects that I collect by the hundred-thousands as it is and have no actual use for since I don't care about all these things to buy and can just get the score multiplier x10 powerup to get more money? Sounds great to me! So that's it. TT LEGO games are over. They have officially died with this announcement here. There is nothing left. They can't stoop any lower. They're done. I'm done. Goodbye LEGO.

She seems to have cloned herself. Either that, or its a new Infoderpiac-type disease.

This dude is a troll, people. Just ignore him and move on.

http://www.bzpower.com/board/index.php?showtopic=8668 http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?yzse5ylrhedseg6 I spent 50 minutes playing this "game" last night. I've seen terrible LEGO fan games before, but never before have I experienced anything even half as torturous as this. This is pure hell in 2D sidescroller form. In fact, this is so utterly broken, the process of playing it so amazingly infuriating, that I'm wondering if it's a troll game. If that is the case, I tip my hat to the person who created this, as it is a thousand times worse than my own attempts (Legos in Space). Except I don't wear a hat. So what makes this so unbearable? The sprites and overall art. Oh dear wad, it's like somebody dumped MS Paint, Minecraft, and modern art into a blender. The controls. This is apparently trying to be a platformer, but... Well, just try it. The writing. "Takanuva,Can you go to bohroks' house? Yes, I can. I go to there." The first six levels or so took me about 15 minutes to get through, and all had their own set of graphics that made my eyes bleed and characters that were at least slightly different. The other 35 minutes of gameplay were all spent running around in bland tunnels as the same character. Over. And. Over. Level after level. Speaking of the levels of the last 35 minutes, they're all pretty much the same in design. The developer seems to have a fondness for making you run all the way to the right with nothing stopping you, drop down a level, run all the way to the left in the same way, etc... An endless stretch of boredom. Later in the game, you will encounter Bohrok. They can't actually hurt you. Yes, they spawn endless amounts of green pellets which home in on you, but those don't do jack squat. Oh wait, those green pellets actually DO cause something to happen - insane amounts of lag. The collision detection on these is so poorly programmed that when you have a couple hundred of them pressing against a wall, trying to get to you (on the other side), the game will drop to only a couple frames per second. Combine that with the zig-zag level design mentioned above, and a lot of the latter portions of the game consist of nothing but slowly jerking from one side of the screen to the other, making something that would take only a few seconds without lag take several minutes. You will finally encounter Bohrok Kal... And as far as I can tell, this is where the game ends. They appear to be bosses, but you can't defeat them - I had one at -25,000 HP (according to the text slightly above the Bohrok Kal and behind the scenery!) and nothing happened. I was stuck with nothing but a Bohrok Kal and a wall I couldn't destroy to get past. Yes, after 50 minutes of pure agony, the game just left me stuck right at what appears to be the last level. So, RRU, here is my challenge. Play through this game. Keep whatever sanity you have. Try to figure out a way past this "boss". The first player uses the arrow keys to move, and Z and X to attack. If the "Apple 2nd player(helper)" is enabled, you can use WASD to move him around too. Good luck. Oh, and Kini Nui is a d***. Literally.

Polly Gone? Polly never left...in fact there are EVEN MORE!!!

Words can't, but pictures can. The average player of this game in their descent to lunacy.

This is getting way out of hand. You cannot just keep posting topics asking people to do stuff. Why not try it yourself for once, and not patiently wait for it to happen. There is a wide range of tutorials teaching you how to work with a lot of aspects of the .JAM archive. And also (assuming that you've seen the Dark Forest Dash speed mod), speed editing of AI's is in early/experimenting stages. It currently is not a five minute job to mod all opponents on a single track, and I think it'd be better to modify more on the track Creator had already done, to look at those results and try to improve more until we get a good insight in how to speed edit opponents even better. Then, we could expand the speed editing to other tracks (though this is my opinion on this subject). And lastly, please specify more in your topic post next time. It may improve your reputation here on RRU, and helps others know what you're up to, how you want something to be done or what you are trying to say (I know it's clear now, you want the speed mod, but it's about the principle).

I really think you have the wrong attitude on this forum. I didn't think such a mod existed, anyway?

Tahmira said: (24 April 2013 - 05:22 PM)It blows fruit punch from the face... Cirevam said: (24 April 2013 - 05:01 PM)Face? Punch? Flumble said: (24 April 2013 - 04:18 PM)NOTHING will happen Drill Master said: (24 April 2013 - 02:59 PM)but what if i punch a whale in the face? JimbobJeffers said: (24 April 2013 - 02:49 PM)Then the cookie monster will smear tile grout over your fridge. Drill Master said: (24 April 2013 - 01:33 PM)but what if i find the key to the waffle room? Flumble said: (24 April 2013 - 01:01 PM)Yes, but the cat will imprison you for at least a month and you won't find a substitute for plastic. Drill Master said: (24 April 2013 - 12:56 PM)If a tree falls in a forest, and no one is around to hear it, can you drink lava and survive?

[8:07:50 AM] Drill Master: "By night one way, by day another. This shall be the norm. Until Cyrem can get RRU fixed, and then take RRU's true form." [8:08:31 AM] Drill Master: RRU's Curse