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I'd leave a proper reply to this proper topic, but I forgot my top hat back at the hotel. Welcome.

[09:32:21] Alcom Isst: Dear children, this isn't real life where everyone thinks you're cute, and this isn't the LMBs where everyone thinks your tree house shenanignas are fun. [09:32:31] Alcom Isst: Though I still think a treehouse would be fun. [09:33:20] Alcom Isst: My cousin had a comparably massive one in a strategically shaped oak tree.

BTW, why isn't this topic stickied?

This chap here broke a record. Joining a forum and leaving forever within two hours. I don't suppose we have a 'shortest existance' award now, do we? Anyhow, hello. Welcome to RRU. Please try to not get offended so easily.

[10:56:11 PM] Philip: I would love an Alcom shaped body pillow but I fear I would cut myself on your razor sharp wit.

(I believe that this is the proper place to put this, please correct me if I am wrong) I put this video together in about an hour, I personally think that it looks pretty good (but I'm biased because I made it ), but I'd like to know what you think about it. Since embedding it didn't work, here's a

[7:56:59 AM] McJobless: Is it just me or does nobody except for Pepper care about the Brickster bots? [7:57:18 AM] McJobless: I didn't even know they were bad until one of the dickhead bots decked me. [7:57:30 AM] jamesster: they're... weird things [7:57:34 AM] McJobless: Which meant I had to give suitable, tasty pizza retribution. [7:57:40 AM] jamesster: they're like little kids [7:57:44 AM] jamesster: ... certain little kids [7:57:48 AM] McJobless: ... [7:57:50 AM] McJobless: wot [7:58:11 AM] jamesster: they're all helpful and stuff, sweeping floors and whatnot when asked [7:58:18 AM] jamesster: but when you're not looking [7:58:24 AM] jamesster: they'll blow your hat into a tree [7:58:26 AM] jamesster: or steal a wheel [7:58:34 AM] jamesster: and then go play angry birds [7:58:44 AM] McJobless: [7:58:44 AM] jamesster: I haven't thrown any pizza yet [7:58:55 AM] McJobless: It's remarkably useless. [7:58:57 AM] jamesster: they probably have though [7:59:17 AM] McJobless: The aiming is terrible and I can't melt jail bars. [7:59:29 AM] McJobless: Those kids... [7:59:32 AM] McJobless: Wot. [7:59:39 AM] McJobless: Do they just not have parents? [7:59:44 AM] McJobless: Bless their hearts. [7:59:47 AM] jamesster: they do [7:59:52 AM] McJobless: [8:00:02 AM] jamesster: also pizzas lock to whatever is in front of you that they can hit [8:00:12 AM] jamesster: otherwise they go whooooosh in a random direction that's generally forward [8:02:13 AM] jamesster: mailboxes and newspaper despensers go WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH [8:02:37 AM] McJobless: Your eyeballs will be on the other side of the world faster than you can say "western power grid". [8:02:37 AM] jamesster: mushrooms go PFFFPGPHGHFGKJ [8:03:03 AM] McJobless: I totally did not mix up three jokes/threats. [8:06:06 AM] jamesster: I need to talk more IRL to avoid this urge to yell "AND YOU CAN KNOCK ROBOTS OUT OF THIN AIR WITH PIZZAAAAAAAAAAAAS" in this room [8:07:51 AM] jamesster: or I could yell that IRL [8:08:00 AM] jamesster: but the people here would probably be confused and offer me some rice

Ladies and gentlemen, I've finally been able to rid Rock Raiders of one of the last big problems that's been plaguing it. As most of you know, the Sonic Blaster has a tendency to crash the game when running on newer versions of Windows. After numerous failed attempts to edit the original files to remove the problem, I've gotten it to work by recoding most of it from the ground up, using the dynamite assets as a base. (Don't worry, I've made sure that it's visually and functionally identical to the default Sonic Blaster) Anyway, with this, you should now be able to enjoy the ability to scare away slugs and monsters as originally intended. Maybe now we'll be able to do Back to Basics without toggling the power, eh? Download here.

Hey guys: So, I joined a game dev team. Since then, I've been very busy working on this game: Barony, a 3D, multiplayer Roguelike, which, has further-since been greenlit and available on Steam since June 2015! ** UPDATE JUNE 2016 ** Earlier this year, we have released a graphics overhaul, among continued new patches fixing bugs and adding new features. Additionally, as of June 27 2016, Barony is open source, licensed under the GPL 3.0. Github repository here. Here's some screenshots of the new version: Pre-2016 graphics-overhaul Screenshots:

Yes. But I needed to post the Ogel HQ so that one of you guys join Alpha Team or Ogel. Simple. I thought you left forever because jamesster "offended" you? Check the post times.

That said, Barony has a vaguely similar style in terms of its world textures but the comparison pretty much ends there. The art style is far different, as is the gameplay. Yes. Minecraft is a building game. Barony is a dungeoncrawl game. The only similarity is they both have cubes, low resolution models, and low resolution textures.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOLBn8GKBlA

Yeah, I think he probably is...

What exactly is this?

This question answers itself, Alcom.

*Looks at RP HQs* i think so.

Inquiry: Are you from the LEGO Message Boards?

ooh.

[8:11:45 AM] McJobless: It's the exact same with LEGO. [8:12:34 AM] McJobless: My guess is that they're one day going to come out with the "Housef****er 3000" that costs $1000 and will literally cause a supanova in your house the moment you play anything with the tinniest bass drop.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tJGk4ofc18 That's probably the most...explosive...introduction post I've read in a while.

Done ---------- Hey all, check out NEW DEMO! There's not really any new feature. Mostly we fixed a bunch of bugs, added a bunch of performance boosts, and some minor tweaks (like last IP you joined is saved, ability to toggle gibs off in settings, etc). It doesn't help that finals fell during these last two weeks I want to do a few more public demos/alphas. With all those bug fixes and optimizations are out of the way, we're going back to adding new content. Also, if any of you use twitter, facebook, etc, consider checkout out the game's facebook and twitter pages, giving some likes, tweets, retweets, favorites, such stuff, and spreading the word in general Edit: Forgot to mention, Barony has a forum now!

I saw that and thought

[6:33:12 AM] Ciprian: Why don't I have 100,000 followers tirelessly scribing all of my quotes? [6:33:35 AM] Ciprian: I'm the embodiment of the pit of despair wrapped in a cosmic burrito. [8:11:55 AM] jamesster: can you imagine being a playtester for The LEGO Movie Videogame [8:13:58 AM] McJobless: I imagine it would start with me having a very cold shower, followed by walking into an office filled with man-children who spend more time playing with LEGO than making a game, passing by the office of the Creative Director who is doing some crazy ritual sacrifice in the name of Stewart Green, and then arriving in the test office where several bus loads of children are dumped and then subseqently sent to hospital after trying to get through the submarine level for the fourty-fifth time in a row. [8:15:04 AM | Edited 8:15:22 AM] Alcom Isst: I love McJobles's hypothetical stories. [8:15:39 AM] McJobless: By lunch you're starved but then you realised all you've got to eat are the frozen tears from the art department, so you instead throw them at the programmers who fling s*** back at you, since the actual programmers were laid off and then replaced with code-copying monkeys. You then run back to the test office to try the big new Super Chase level when you discover... [8:15:42 AM] McJobless: THE HORROR [8:15:45 AM] McJobless: SCRIPTED SEQUENCES [8:15:47 AM] McJobless: NO DRIVING [8:16:06 AM] McJobless: FORCED JOKES [8:16:24 AM] McJobless: You immediately clock out and then continue to cry yourself to sleep gently in a corner. [8:16:34 AM | Edited 8:16:42 AM] McJobless: I imagine that's the general cycle for all TT Games test managers.

Not a problem. I had to deal with this for years, and was very excited when I got it to a working state, so I'm always happy to help others that have the same problem.

Make sure you put the birdscarer folder in the miscanims folder, which itself is inside the data folder. There should already be a birdscarer folder in there, so either delete that first, or move it somewhere else if you want to back up the original.

Well, I wasn't exactly sure what to think of it by screenshots alone, but now that I tried the demo, I can say I really like it! Super-personal preference thing:

LR Coordinate Viewer I'd like to show you the coordinate viewer I made. It shows you your coordinates when in a race. This may be useful with editing tracks (startpos/object locations) I don't know how to display this in full-screen mode, so you'll have to play in windowed mode for this to work. Screenshot: Download link: https://www.rockraidersunited.com/files/dl-r17/ Note: Does not yet work with the 1999 DRM version. If anyone could send me the correct memory addresses or an image file of the CD, I can update it. UPDATE: New since V2.1: - Force the use of dots as decimal points so you can paste them directly into a binary file. New since v2: - Rotation - Highlightable values for easy copy/paste - One exe for both versions - Option to change pointer if all values show '0' O.T. Also, Hi, I'm new here. I have been following this forum for a while now, but I don't post often on forums.

The fourth custom map by me briefing: Alright raider, this is one of the hardest levels you’ll face, all the things you may have overlooked and simply thought of as minor dangers in the game have become horrible plagues that will keep you on the edge of your chair, open the wrong cavern, and you’ve got a huge problem on your hands. 1. Build at least one Teleport Pad, Power Station, Support Station, Upgrade Station, Geological Center, Ore Refinery, and Super Teleport. 2. Locate at least one Recharge Seam. 3. Collect 100 Energy Crystals (Or more if you so choose) Download link (2.0 FINAL): http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?s6d7w1r8r32gxxn Huge thanks to Lair for making a playthrough of this map, it was his first LP, and he did a fantastic job. http://www.youtube.c...eature=g-user-u