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Original text: "I can't wait to download xiron's island extreme stunts fix!" ...35 translations later, Bing gives us: "Last year St Xiron on the island." Original text: "BLUE COMIC SANS MS, MUAHAHAHAH!" ...35 translations later, Bing gives us: "Sky music time" Original text: "Well that was interesting" ...35 translations later, Bing gives us: "Very interesting" A good translation! Original text: "Bad Translations " ...35 translations later, Bing gives us: "Negligence is a tradition." Original text: "Rock Raiders United is a modding community for the game lego Rock Raiders" ...35 translations later, Bing gives us: "USA today James games Lego rock Raiders." Original text: "Ackuna is a Google Translate-like website that uses crowdsourcing to translate, store, and organize text into various languages using a multi-lingual community." ...35 translations later, Bing gives us: "Google Pack LoretaR savings and other languages with register managed to translate into other languages." the path of that is really strange:

Finally! It has come to my attention that Pixelmon has finally been updated for Minecraft 1.7.2. The reason I'm happy about this is because I can finally play it on my computer. I could not play the 1.6.4 update due to Minecraft's old world generation programming, which was remade in 1.7, which in turn cleared up a lot of lag issues I had while playing. Anyway, this LP is something I've wanted to do since I first heard of Pixelmon. I figure it to be some side entertainment in between my music uploads. Please read the FAQ down below. "Have you seen YouTube? A lot of peeps have done this already." I've noticed the amount of Pixelmon LP's on YouTube. "But to do something that's done before? I don't care that it's been done before. "What about them popular Tubers that have already done it, like that guy that calls gold "Margarine"?" I'm not going to let that get to me. My channel, my videos. "Do you know when you'll start the series?" No, but probably soon (couple weeks at least) "Do you know how many episodes you will make?" How ever many I want. "Are you gonna Catch 'em All?" If that's possible. Obviously XY series has not been implemented yet. "What's you're Starter gonna be? Probably Charmander. "Why Charmander?" Gen 1 is the best and I always choose a Fire type starter. (Exceptions: Chespin Pokemon X to get Articuno later on, Treecko Pokemon Emerald Rom to switch it up.) Have a question not listed above? Please leave a comment and our staff with check it out and answer it accordingly. (Staff? It's just me.)[shut up, I'm trying to sound professional.] (It doesn't work like that.) [it does if you'd stop complaining about it.] (Well I'm typing this, and what I say is what gets typed.) [Oh yeah? Gimme that keyboard!] t4i8rehh5o (Hey! Let go!) e4n8si8o o v4no8yw [No you!] 6twt68fwm 9oq340p wt na j0 (Stop! You're gonna break it!) 2yyv9 gj0ear-t9uq rpwe42 t 42tio ({[THAT'S ENOUGH!]}) (*GASP*) [*GASP*] ({[You two are grounded for the rest of the night! Now go to your rooms!]}) (Yes, Mom...) [Yes, Mom...]

Ah, yes, this topic. Let's go minimalistic, I chose a simple and short phrase to translate. Original text: "Well, LANDSLIDE." ...35 translations later, Bing gives us: "... ." Look at that. So many dots. How did that even happen? Original text: "Big Room House is terrible. It makes me want to tear my ears apart." ...35 translations later, Bing gives us: "Many of you have heard it all." So true. That's actually one of the few bad translations that make completely sense, logically and grammatically. Original text: "Man, Bad Translator is addicting!" ...35 translations later, Bing gives us: "Bad sound" Ok... Last one, I promise. Original text: "Man, Bad Translator is addicting!" ...35 translations later, Bing gives us: "Yes, the title." The best part of this translation is the whole process involved in getting the final result. I've taken only the best ones, and I removed the repetitions. Name the font-punishment. This is the best. Better than Mad Pain Points. "Captain, name the font-punishment for this prisoner." "BLUE COMIC SANS MS, MUAHAHAHAH!"

I can't get across this wall. I'll use my Netherlands vision to cause a logslide to break it. Let me try my luck at logtranslating. Original text: "A LOGSLIDE HAS OCCURED" ...35 translations later, Bing gives us: "Logslid of the European Union" I knew they were behind it. And decided to try again with spacing between Log and Slide and... Original text: "A LOG SLIDE HAS OCCURED" ...35 translations later, Bing gives us: "Cannot save the entry." No, I meant literal logs.

Original text: "You know what? This topic hasn't been updated in quite a long time. So what I'm going to do is shove a whole load of stuff into here and (strike) land the Tunnel Scout (strike) see what I find!" ...35 translations later, Bing gives us: "?: You know at the time of the country. Because I think a lot of people that (the Scouts I) (strike) to look at the tunnel." and also Do you know the time this party. I come here because I believe that many people in (Scouts) (strike), tunnel looking Original text: "And Bad Translator mangles Melville: "Call me Ishmael." becomes, by way of Bing at 35 translations in random order, "My name is Sergeant (l) smiles." Also:" ...35 translations later, Bing gives us: "Ismaël Mangl tradition of Melville, not a bug: a third world country. In the tradition of head sourires (l) Bing, 35, a former Mango uses." Original text: "Hash Tag A Log Slide Has Occurred" ...35 translations later, Bing gives us: "Hachag-vision" Hachag... Hmm... What does our good friend the spellchecker think... 'Haag.' What's a haag? According to Bad Translator it is 'Netherlands.' Original text: "Our good friend the spell checker has provided me with much amusement recently." ...35 translations later, Bing gives us: "My spelling is ridiculous ... My friend." Original text: "Bad Translator, you are (I am sadly informing you) incorrect. My spelling is not bad. (strike) It's horrible (strike)" ...35 translations later, Bing gives us: "(But) It is not too much. A syntax error. The (attack) (strike)" SYNTAX ERROR Remember calculators? How you'd press in 4- and they'd go SYNTAX ERROR? Happy fun times Original text: "happy fun times yeah man so much laugh ha lol" ...35 translations later, Bing gives us: "Interesting, lol." Ooh! Now that was interesting! Original text: "Ooh! Now that was interesting!" ...35 translations later, Bing gives us: "Now is a very, very good."

Two weeks ago I've made the Ultra Fast Tunnel Speeder (UF Tunnel Speeder) for Rock Raiders II The Block Raiders. Maybe the developers can use thi MOC as inspiration for the game. The Rock Raiders use this speeder for fast movement trough Small caves which large vehicles can't reach. At the backside of the speeder is a radar dish attached for scanning the environment. The chassis of the speeder is made of two Technic parts which hold together by the turqoise seat. Photo's: UF Tunnel Speeder by LegoMathijs, on Flickr UF Tunnel Speeder by LegoMathijs, on Flickr UF Tunnel Speeder backside by LegoMathijs, on Flickr UF Tunnel Speeder backside by LegoMathijs, on Flickr Photo taken at an tipical Rock Raiders background Hope you like it

Original text: ""Captain, name the font-punishment for this prisoner." " ...35 translations later, Bing gives us: "This keyboard is the revenge." We also get, after another set of 35 random translations: "Russia has denied that. Too bad House." The transcript is pretty interesting. I now want to call any captains "captain a-pity".

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And Bad Translator mangles Melville: "Call me Ishmael." becomes, by way of Bing at 35 translations in random order, "My name is Sergeant (l) smiles." Also: "And is called freckles" "(F) to (l)" "Ismaël calls." "Ismaël, they said." "Ismaël." And "Sultan the dirty." The last one has a particularly interesting transcript:

Hello, welcome to RRU. Don't let the ladybugs bite you in your sleep, they can be quite nasty.

Bite me. I like my 2DS.

The game features a news station which at 7 Am and Pm sends a news report, and the reports really weird at times.

[12:35:05 AM] Alcom Isst: http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/7.853797-YouTube-Bringing-60-FPS-Playback-Support YES! [12:35:17 AM] Alcom Isst: YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES! [12:36:21 AM] Jamesster: yay [12:37:08 AM] Alcom Isst: YOU ARE NOT HAPPY ENOUGH.

Greetings from Texas. My (former) neighbors butchered a goat in their back yard. There is a donut shop on every corner. The local barber shop is filled with taxidermied animals, and the barbers have far more hair on their chins than they do their scalps. There are fire ants everywhere outside. Have you remembered the Alamo today?

Well, in Australia, a lot of people think Games are Stupid. You can get harassed for it, and more, I secretly love Games, but I'm moderate with everything else. Many think Games are for people who have low IQ to play, but that is wrong, as I have a high IQ, and I was taught things by playing and watching Games. Remember that when you're in Australia, don't go to the East or West if you want to share Games, go to America, or Canada to do it with others, those are some countries that like it a bit.

The cynical part of me says that this will never work. It's too half baked and doesn't understand the market. It overestimates the amount of members in its target range who have tablets. It just won't financially succeed. The idealistic part of me says that this will succeed in bringing back sand box style Lego games, and that this is a baby step towards that. Regardless of how this succeeds, I am extremely happy that Lego is trying to bring back building games. After the uninspired Chima and Minifig MMOs, this is a pleasant surprise. I hope to see them keep trying.