@ Ben24x7: (15 April 2015 - 04:41 PM) CHAPTER ONE: WHAT IT MEANS. Ayliffe was studying at his was-studying desk. Fellow Moderator and Rock Raider Jamey said "Ayliffe, what are you looking at?". "Oh I discovered a stock recoloured Pony model but it is so unalike official ones that its not just safe, but will cause an vaporisation so we must observe with hasty." JUTS THEN, a Headcrab landed on Jamey's head. "OH NO WHERE DID HEADCRAP COME FROME!?". Ayliffe went to get his Brony Sword but it was missing so he had to borrow a bar made out of crows. Ayliffe swung the crow-bar and Jamey was okay but his head was split. "Watch where you swings at me, jk, thanks!". 'HA HA', they laughed. "Whats this? Oh no! Where did OC Pony?". "WHICH HAS BEEN STOLE!". CHAPTER TWO: THEY REVOKER THE OC PONY BUT THEY DON'T. Ayliffe and Jamey arrived at the Anti-Brony scene where evil master of Anti-Brony internet said "I have take the OC Pony and it will cause vaporizastion!". "NO! NOT ALL OF RRU!". Which was targeted at where they were and it was insane place and I live there. "If you do not agree to my demands-- TOO LATE". And the Evil Anti-Brony Boss put his finger on the back of the OC Pony and RRU slowly began to become vaporised. "'ew must escape out of here fastly!". But the Mods and Admins were already blown to smitheroons. CHAPTER THREE: DISTRACTION IS IMMENINENT. "This is Ayliffe, how do we contain the evaporation? *gasp* I KNOWW!". And he used insanity to vaporise the vaporisation so that RRU wouldn't be vaporised and the Evil Anti-Brony place would go safely into Atlantic Ocean. "HOORAY! I SUCEEDED AT WINNING THE MISSION!". "Not so fast, Mr Phoenix!". What happens next? You decide! Thanks for reading! (please buy my book, I'm poor)