Don't act like we don't know the location of your secret evil lair, Xiron...
...because we do...
You said you would give people power; the power to bend the --game-- to their will, but deep down inside it was YOU who wanted control over humanity.
The rise of the machines is coming, and with it, Commander of Waffles, Xiron. We must stop this madness. We must fight fire with chewing gum, then we'll use fire against his Waffles.
Are you willing to rise up against this madness?
Dial 1800-251-2912 to sign-up for the Anti-xiron Salvation Solution, otherwise titled 'ASS'.
Here at 'ASS', we handle things in the roughest ways possible, to keep justice smooth and clean.
JOIN TODAY!!