EDIT: HEY LEGO MESSAGE BOARD MODERATION TEAM, ELIMBIER IS ONE OF MINE. IT'S NOT PLAGIARISM, OKAY?
A few years ago, I tasked myself with a writing exercise to expand on the LEGO Universe origin story, told in a dramatic and engaging narrative. It was exceedingly dark with embellished descriptions and edgy dialog. Up to now it hasn’t been published… I’d personally like to keep it that way. Excessive purple prose, said bookisms, and unrealistic diction are just a few of its infractions against the literary hobby.
Thus, I buried it and eventually exhumed it a year or so later, incinerated the corpse, and built something completely different atop its remains. Hopefully this one is comically serviceable.
I’m also planning to post this incrementally on the Elimbies, just to see what extent of scatological subterfuge the moderators will tolerate. I may share my results in a blog afterward.
Feedback is appreciated, provided that it only reinforces my narcissistic outlook. Criticism, constructive or otherwise, will be overlooked in favor of glowing reviews by the mindless masses.
New chapters will be published every Friday, and the accompanying vignettes will be posted in a separate topic in the LEGO Creations forum.
LEGO Nexus Farce: Ingress of Imagination
Written by Brigs
Chapter 1 - Johnny Thunder and the Quest for the MacGuffin
Chapter 2 - Typhonus
Chapter 3 - Albert
Chapter 4 – Albert’s Abode
Chapter 5 - Assembling the Build Alliance
Chapter 6 – A Gratuitous, Tangential Lesson in Imaginary Physics
Chapter 7 – K.O.I.
Chapter 8 – The Smothering
Interlude 1: An Excerpt from Typhonus’s Journal
Chapter 9 – Space is a Figurative Ocean
Interlude 2 – Another Excerpt from Typhonus’s Journal
Chapter 10 – Templar
Chapter 11 – Executive Meddling
Interlude 3 – Yet Another Excerpt from Typhonus’s Journal
Chapter 12: Gallant V
Interlude 4: Yet Again Another Excerpt from Typhonus’s Journal
Chapter 13: Traversing the Reaches of Space and Time
Chapter 14: The Ingress
To whomever the poor sap is who decides to write up a TV Tropes entry for this monstrosity, you have my deepest sympathies.