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Using the patches that @Iran found (see here), I have found the HEX offsets to patch LEGO Island 2 using a HEX editor. This is probably much easier for people to do rather than using OllyDbg. I've also found some more patches myself, just by pure luck... These patches have been tested and found to be working on "LEGO Island 2.exe" with the following checksum: SHA-1: 0D43741E15BC309C3BB370D4EB49EC142D149CA9 MD-5: C839F8ECDBD582770B7B4ED69927F047 Note - There's at least two versions of LEGO Island 2, with different EXEs. Not all of these patches may work on your version! Make a backup before doing any patching. - Terrev Instructions: Backup the original .exe. Open the original .exe with a hex editor (I use HxD). Go to the hex offset for the patch you want. Overwrite the data with the patch's data. Repeat for all the patches you want. Save your modified .exe. OVERWRITE DATA FROM THESE OFFSETS, DO NOT INSERT DATA! Patches @Iran found: No LEGO Software logo Offset: 00002AEA 90 90 90 90 90 No Silicon Dreams logo Offset: 00002B20 90 90 90 90 90 No intro video Offset: 00002B56 90 90 90 90 90 Load time fix Offset: 0002A870 C3 90 90 90 90 90 Windowed mode Offset: 000029B2 01 Debug level select in place of credits Offset: 00572704 01 00 00 00 11 Offset: 005726C5 44 45 42 55 47 00 00 Force /force command line (No idea what it does.) Offset: 000029B9 01 Patches I found: Skippable LEGO Software logo (An alternative to completely disabling it.) Offset: 00002ADB 01 UnSkippable Silicon Dreams logo (Y'know... Just because...) Offset: 00002B11 00 UnSkippable intro video (Again, just because...) Offset: 00002B47 00

And as for the scheduling thing, I totally get it. It's just heartwarming to have such solid proof that this game (ie LRR) isn't dead. MINOR EDIT: As you said, it might already be under control, but the time that it was giving me issues with withdrawing ore for construction was when I wanted more power paths - I don't know if they're programmed to be treated the same way as buildings in that regard, so this might not be relevant, but if it is, I figured the more debugging details the better. I'll test it again next time I get a chance.

I usually write a lot of stuff for my music on SoundCloud or YouTube, but in each one I write something different to reward who checks both of them. You could go check. Enjoy!

Congratulations, you've found my dream journal. I've not edited for spelling or cleaned up these stories; these are the raw notes I've taken. I plan on eventually cleaning these up and doing something with them. Also, for note; where it says "=LUCID DREAM GET=", there's actually a lot more to the lucid dream and I remember it all very well, but I wrote the notes down somewhere and I don't remember where I put them and I'm too lazy to rewrite the full story. If I grab them I'll update. Also, I appear to be missing the dream involving the Convict, the Hollywood Set and President Barrack Obama. Enjoy. COMPLETE, DATED DREAMS: 25 Aug 2013 It started off with a news report that Stalin had been moved to some cabins in the North of Russia while they were voting on some policies like abortion and what not. Moving onwards, I was in a car with Nick and this one girl I haven't heard about in years (AliCat). She was working at this lodge in the mountains, and believe it or not, they had POKEMON. Live. Actual. But oh, I was angry. She went off to do her duties since she worked there, and me and Nick went to this observatory thing that looked exactly like my back veranda. And I had this rifle, and I was shooting things and throwing things and yelling. Apparently I had this dream a long time ago (I fainly remember something about this dream before), and in the time between I still hadn't got a pokemon. So I was super angry, and he was telling me news and laughing at my reaction to everything because I was super angry. Now, note that I couldn't go into the mountains which were owned by the lodge to get a pokemon because they have to choose you, not the other way around, I didn't have a license and they cost a lot, and everybody on staff was busy. So we left the lodge and outside there was this pokemon, a fire dragon guy (not charazad) and he said "I choose you." Then we cut back to the Russian newreport. Apparently people were fed up with Stalin's s*** and so his guards were now trolling him. They were all dressing up like Hitler and delivered him his mail, popped out of bushes etc. This is the point where I had enough insanity and woke up. 29Jul 2013 [8:13:49 AM] McJobless: What about a dream that continues on from a dream you had months ago? [8:14:03 AM] McJobless: How about a dream that feels realistic that isn't a lucid dream? [8:14:34 AM] McJobless: Because I had one of those f****ers last night and I thought I was going to be penetrated over and over by my English and Religion teachers. [8:15:23 AM] McJobless: Forgot to do my damn assessments as usual. [8:15:34 AM] McJobless: But this time I hadn't done it the night before or something. [8:16:03 AM] McJobless: So I was pacing around the room, turning s*** up looking for my f****ing assessment notifications, checking dates and task types. [8:16:10 AM] McJobless: It's 3AM in the f****ing dream. [8:16:15 AM] McJobless: My mum calls out for me. [8:16:20 AM] McJobless: What the f****. [8:16:42 AM] McJobless: I ignore her since it's 3-f****ing-AM and I start frantically typing s*** down. [8:16:51 AM] McJobless: And then I remember the teachers I owe stuff to. [8:16:56 AM] McJobless: Goddam Usher and Gover. [8:17:01 AM] McJobless: They scare the s*** out of me. [8:17:06 AM] McJobless: In real life too. [8:17:09 AM] McJobless: And let me tell you. [8:17:16 AM] McJobless: Usher is really hot. [8:17:20 AM] McJobless: Like, I'm not joking. [8:17:24 AM] McJobless: Mother of all goodness. [8:17:35 AM] McJobless: A serious 10/10 would bang. [8:17:40 AM] McJobless: But they both. [8:17:46 AM] McJobless: Scare me. [8:17:51 AM] McJobless: And I owed them assessments. [8:18:01 AM] McJobless: I could actually feel myself breathing really hard. [8:18:13 AM] McJobless: And then I woke up for real and I was like "Goddam." Jul 28 2013 [4:35:04 PM] McJobless: What the s***... [4:35:07 PM] McJobless: In my dream... [4:35:19 PM] McJobless: Ken Levine was a combo of Darth Vader and the Empreror. [4:35:23 PM] McJobless: He had his own Death Star. [4:35:29 PM] McJobless: Full of nightclubs. [4:35:45 PM] McJobless: Then everybody from Irrational Games was living there. [4:36:03 PM] McJobless: Anyways, the Prime Minster of Australia hated Bioshock apparently. [4:36:15 PM] McJobless: So he wanted to blow up the Death Star. [4:36:20 PM] McJobless: But I stopped him. October 16th 2014 So, in this dream, I was on the way to the trains in North Sydney and it was late at night, when Adam calls and tells me "DUDE, ASSASSINS!" and in my infinite wisdom I then start sprinting through all the back alleys I can find. Eventually I come to this dead end with two units that have glass windows so I can see through. On my left is this family of fat people all in suits and looking sad, and then straight ahead is a party with lots of you guys. So I go into the party, and most of you guys are standing up. From the people I remember being there, it turns out Alyssa is drunk, Martin has now grown his full master beard, Michael is starting a fire in the corner, Sam is laughing at every single thing really hard, and James is trying to turn everything into a poem. So I go around talking to people, when I have to pull my phone out. Alyssa then decides to rip the phone out of my hand and yell "I GOT THE ROCK!" before running around the room, with about 6 of us chasing her. Eventually she rolls up into a little ball, so I give up on the phone and go sit down. Then Martin pulls his 'classic' "pour frozen coke down Ben's shirt" prank, and Michael suggests using me as tinder for his fire. During all this, Alyssa is trying to tackle everybody to the ground and yelled some incomprehensible stuff, which made James angry. Every couple of minutes I check on the other unit, and it keeps filling up with more of the fat suited people, and they keep looking sadder and sadder. It was kinda creepy, except I kept getting distracted by Alyssa pretending to be an Owl... So eventually I get my phone back, and Adam once again calls to say that the assassins know where I am and I have to keep moving. So I grab a stack of people and we all run through more alley ways. Michael says he will go ahead and scout the area out for us, and then tightens up his hood and runs off. I'm assuming he died because I didn't see him again. So we keep walking through North Sydney at about 3AM, and Alyssa is still acting like an Owl, and Martin is now karate-chopping the air saying "We must be vigilant. Even the air is our enemy." Then one of those fat guys in the suit appears, and he charges at us. James suggests throwing a hot dog at him, so I do and it explodes and he dies. Then an entire army of them appear, and so everybody grabs hot dogs and we manage to blow up the entire army, except for one guy. He's falling through the air, and he manages to crush me. So, on my last breath, I manage to say "How come I didn't get to say a pun in this dream?" And then I woke up going "The f**** just happened?" 2013-01-19 "started in my Grandmas house at night, I had been packing stuff up, and I had these nice neat piles of clothes...my Dad says we have to all go in the car right now and take everything with us, and I get mad because I wasn't finished. So, I dump one pile of clothes in the car (I refused to put them in bags) and he says to not even bothered and just get in the car. It's now sunset, and weirdly in the car with me is Mantle and Gerrard. One of them asks where we're going, and I say "to the logies, or at least a screening of it...I think" and my Dad says it's wrong, and tells me it's my birthday and he's taking me to some random place. He thne gives me a Gloria Jeans discount card for $700, and I look at the card and it said it had expired on the 1st of January, so I tell him it expired and he's like "Uh-oh" and I explained it would be okay because I'm not big on drinking tea/coffee in public, and then he gave me a speech. We arrived at this park in daylight, and there was this table and chairs and some shelves with screens and computers and a camera which apparently feed vision straight back to you so you could see what was going on. So they played parts of kid shows on the TV, and we were all laughing, and eventually Mantle moved around the shelves and Gerrard was in the camera shot, so I started to make some funny facial expressions so you would watch me not him. Eventually we all left the table and all of that disappeared. I sat near this big ditch, while the others where looking through this fence, on the other side was a women's dodgeball batch with this one guy who we didn't like from highschool there. So, random people start to come in, and I'm just sitting there, and Alyssa walks in and she gives me a really long hug while telling me she's going to devour my soul, and then she walks off. Meanwhile, Angie walks past me without even looking at me, so I just left her and went to go see the fence. Then some random people were making noise and apparently there was a fight which was making its way here, and that guy on the other side of the fence got pelted with dodgeballs, and I woke up." 2013-02-26 The first one two people challenged me to this parkour challenge inside a really old library. So, we had to go through the roof of the library which was inside this parking lot, and then they went a separate way to me. I went down this really old spiral stair case and on each of two/three levels there was some kind of challenge I had memorised I had to do. I'm pretty sure the first one involved a furnace or some type of pizza oven. I also remember much of the library crumbling because it was old, and I think I won. The second one I was with my family and somehow our house was in Castlewood. We were apparently cleaning up for Thanksgiving, which was supposedly happening on the 28th of December, a day away. At first I was clearing junk off the top of the fridge. There was a whole stack of meat that I was putting on the table, forgetting to look at expiary dates and not considering how defrosted meat might be unsafe to eat. Eventually my Dad joins in so I start tossing old rags and towels, and eventually I come to some kind of old blanket, so I decide to take the blanket to the park to give it to one of the kids. So I march in and yell loudly free blanket, and only two little dudes, come after me. Huffing "not much of a market", I run back to the park equipment and ask kids who I was kind of scared of where they think I could put the blanket so a lot of people would fight for it. We try to put it on the highest place, on top of the slide, but I decide it's a bad idea, so I walk off and this one kid who is a teen follows me and takes the blanket and it turns out to be a dressing robe, so he puts that on and my sister appears in here dressing robe as the dude and I are discussing things. Last dream, I was at some school, not sure if it was college or Gilroy, but these 4 fat guys from Adobe were coming in to try sell us their products. I can only remember 2nd day, afternoon. We were in their lecture for Illustratior, and I was getting pissed off by how much it costed, so I put my hand up to ask why. They gave me a funny look and eventually they looked at me and said they would not be taking questions. I did not take kindly to this. Through this video presentation, I put my hand up again, and the guy gestured for me to come to him. He told me he was going to have me kicked out, and then I told him what questions I wanted to ask and how I needed the Adobe products for my assessment (I actually do), and he sent me back to my seat after this weird chuckle and look on his face. So, after the video I put my hand up expecting him to finally answer my questions, but instead they play a highlight reel from the NRL (I hate the sport), and they then walked out. So, I charge up in front of the paparzzi and yell out all these questions, and they still don't answer, so I make the remark about how their DRM costs more than their actual software and how they're the fatest people in the world. They rush off, as everyone in the audience gasps. I return to my seat with my head down, and the principal comes up and says they're going to go over the video recording to find out who was the one who made those remarks, and if the Adobe guys aren't happy, have them expelled. I felt absolutely sick in my stomach, but then good news because next day they had somehow though it was two people, L Greene and M Greene, and they said neither of those peiple existed or attended the school and so they were giving up on the investigation. I then dyed my hair purple and put a hood on and sat in a different seat so the Adobe guys wouldn't recognise me and get me expelled. 2014-01-22 After spending time being at North Sydney (which was completely the wrong layout) once a day, meeting these weird people and racing them on a zipline into this massive shopping center, the dream suddenly changed. Now I was outside said shopping center, which felt kind of like Bondi but different layout, and I was with a group of other guys. We got a message telling us that people close to us (for me, my sister) had been kidnapped and were now hanging from a certain part of the shopping mall, and to reach them we'd have to follow a series of instructions. We set off and I followed the instructions quite well, until I skipped two of them and ended up on too low a level. I saw somebody I dislike greatly sitting there on their phone, and I was about to jump from my level on to them and take them out because I thought they might be working with the bad guy, but I quickly realised I was running out of time, so I re-read the steps. I went to this place called "Boxed" and asked for some chocolate, and I was concered that the pack of diary milk I got wasn't considered a box, but I moved on and went to the post office next door and eventually figured where I needed to send it to. I got a card in return that told me another step on how to get to the level, so I found the right escalator and climbed it. When I got up, I could see everybody hanging, but there were also swords being flung right through the path I had to go through. I was able to roll and crawl my way through, and eventually I claimed a sword I could use and got to the end. I then cut the nooses of everybody and pulled them to safety before the mechanisims all triggered that would have killed them had I not resuced them. 2013-07-07 "It started off with being with my family arguing about something (pretty sure it was work or college), and I went to college, but for some reason it was really far away...like, nead the NSW border far away. So I went to college and something happened and I went downstairs and there were these animals and a cage, so I would take turns putting them in the cage and putting them in this big hall. I spent a long time just looking after the animals, but then I realised it was getting late and I wouldn't be there every day to help them, so I need to call a vet or somebody. So, I went into the hall and got on a payphone and called up somebody and they said they couldn't do it. Meanwhile, these insane people were being crazy in the room, and eventually I realised it was 5:30 and my bus was gone. So I asked if I could leave, and they wouldn't let me. They were acting all intimidating and threatening things, but eventually I called the cops and 5 vets and I was able to escape. So, I winded up in a military base where it was announced that the Reapers (enemies from Mass Effect) are real, and without alien allies, we'd be fighting on our own. So, I talked to you and told you not to let go of my darth vader alarm clock (hey, it's a good clock) and then I got assigned to a team with a couple people I know. We found out then that everyone who had been put in a "white" shirt was a traitor and needed to be punished. We were originally blue so it was okay. So, our first mission was, you guessed it, go into the hall in my college and wipe out every insane person there. It turned into a longer mission than that, though, because the building was coming down. Anyways, somehow Rob saved the day and got a really high kill score. So, we went to this prision yard next, and as it turned out our next assignment was to punish tratiors (whites), so after realising my attacks weren't doing anything to them, I just worked on getting people in the lines into the big "arena" where they were being executed. So, Martin was in white but he was trying to get Peter in his place, so I grabbed Martin and threw him in saying "This is your place, whitey." Anyways, I was glad we were called off that fast. We got told of our last job. Somewhere had a super giant nuke and we had to activate it to kill one of the biggest Reapers. So, everybody else was already tired but I was still feeling pretty good, so I took the lead this time. We had a USB with the launch code, but a monster ran off with it, so I gave chase, and I did all these amazing moves and kills, and I jumped out of windows and parachuted places and swung on ropes chasing him. So, eventually he was nearing a cliff edge to jump on a transport, but I was finally able to get a shot and I got the USB, but then I had to run all the way back UP to the launch control, so I climbed up several buildings and took a few elevators up before I straight sprinted up an incline, and almost every monster was chasing me. And now the Reaper was following me too, shooting at me with its giant space laser. But somehow I was able to dodge everything and stick the USB, and I watched as the Reaper got turned into tiny little pieces. Then I picked up some custom armour pieces from some dead soldiers, and the rest of the squad and I got on our ship and we were told we were now the #1 unit for the entire Earth, and we would be expected to do the same kind of thing over and over...and then the shuttle got shocked by something, and when it crashed I woke up." Monster I was chasing = Cerberus trooper. I didn't want to explain that all to my friend The rest of the ground baddies were Husks and Banshees. Wednesday, 28. August 2013 - 06:44 McJobless This...dream...I can't remember the beginning, but I knew at this point it was far in the dream and I was part of a group assigned to kill this evil guy. So, we were in his classroom and he had us trapped. He strapped suicide bombs to us and shut off the lights. Something happened and then the lights turned on, and at that point I went into slow-mo, ran at him and kicked him so he exploded into a shower of blood and gibs. At that poiint we knew the cops were coming, so we all ran away. The next day the family was, of course, all upset. Except not really, since they were the ones that called the hit, organised it, and I was part of family. So for the sake of apperances, they needed to appear really distraught, and nobody knew my connection so I didn't have to act sad. For some reason I needed to go through this corridor which ran adjacent to the classroom and then down the street, all of which was under heavy guard. Half-way through the corridor the cops stopped me and told me to continue on to the street and wait there. Luckily she was just willing to talk and we were talking about how inconvienient my college bus is and eating lunch every day. Eventually she said goodbye and I went on my way to do something I forgot. For the life of me I can't remember how it ended...I know an explosion was involved. Thursday, 07. August 2014 09:01 Hugh Wotmeigh What the f****. 09:01 Hugh Wotmeigh So, part of my weird dream(s) last night. 09:01 Hugh Wotmeigh I was at this table with my girlfriend reading this program for my graduation thing. 09:01 Hugh Wotmeigh Then this big fat prick comes up and he's wailing. 09:02 Hugh Wotmeigh He skips to one of the pages. 09:02 Hugh Wotmeigh And there's this brand new, unreleased, unannounced LEGO Movie set. 09:04 Hugh Wotmeigh So, what I remember of this set. 09:04 Hugh Wotmeigh It was a small sized set (like, probably poly bag sized). 09:04 Hugh Wotmeigh There were two vehicles, and two figs. 09:05 Hugh Wotmeigh There was Emmet, who strangely had the face of a robot but still a yellow head, and he had an orange hover bike. 09:06 Hugh Wotmeigh Then there was Wyldstyle, who had this giant robot helmet, and she had some weird garbage truck-inspired motorbike. 09:11 Hugh Wotmeigh I'm trying to remember their build so I can put them into LDD. 09:11 Hugh Wotmeigh I remember certain parts and the general shape for Emmet's bike, but Wyldstyle is completely out 09:24 Hugh Wotmeigh There was part of the dream which was supposed to be the plot of Psychonauts happening for real. Apparently dream me believes that part of Psychonauts involved a dumb, short kid being turned into a paper bag. 09:25 Hugh Wotmeigh An orange, metalic looking paper bag. COMPLETED, UNDATED DREAMS: Part 1 -Starts in a shopping mall -Friend and I decide to go to movies to watch Game of Thrones -Sit in theatre, notice that they have credits every once in a while because it's a TV marathon broadcast -Walk out to tell Dad I'll be here late, he disapproves of my timeline and mentions I should get a real girlfriend/friend(?) -Walk back in an sit down, girl and I are cuddling up to each other Part 2 -In a weird building, remincist of a secret undergound base. Theme is a combination of Arkham City and Sly Cooper -Climbing up a while while discussing things on the radio, I notice two round vents, one half way up the wall and one at the top of the wall -Attempt to climb in the bottom one, but it's too small at the moment -Go to the top one, meet with a couple friends -We destroy a wall and notice that behind some of those chained walls is a LOT of rewards -I climb behind to start collecting, when my friend blows the wall up -We hand the green riddler trophies and orange trinkets and statues to the mayor's daughter who pays us directly -I for some reason use a nearby machine, and then look out side a window; it's the river portion of the Industrial building, but it's much darker and more blue. I destroy two signs which are electrofied with batarangs to create some Assassin's Creed pole platforms, but I then decide to go back to the vent below -I go back to the lower vent and get stuck inside for a bit, but eventually I manage to climb through and claim some more rewards Part 3 - I walk into this odd building with a tower and immediately get a job doing "something" - I walk upto another guy who gives me a bit of information, and says I should stay out of the broomcloset thing - I go inside the broomcloset, say who I am and I unlock something because of it - I leave that and go to another door, go up to the top level and again unlock something - I go downstairs and notice some runners who I talked to before but this time will only say a single line of dialogue to me, KotOR style - I leave the building and head back to my house, ready to die - I (think) I meet a girl on the way there who is in trouble, but I skip past her Part 4 - It's a large group of us on a drydock with two ships. We watch as the ships attempt to fire at each other, collide, one ship sends the other ship flying to the right past us, but they come back in for the kill and board the ship - Area changes to an extended version of my backyard, but I don't notice - First thing that happens is we get attack by these squirrel/pigeon things that bite people's dicks and pull down. We start kicking the s*** out of them and slashing them with swords. The final one that's left we throw on the roof. Gandalf says it shouldn't matter too much. - He then panics a bit, around from the corner comes these almost completely round guys who are naked by with blue tribal markings and patters. Some of our allies are disgused like them. - We go fight with them for a while, eventually leaving only one alive who we shrink and throw in the alleyway beside the pool. - Discuss with Gandalf if they'll still be able to survive or not - We then enter the alleyway, intending to go on the "death journey" -- Part 1 -> In my Kitchen with 2 other people and Gordon Ramsey. It's dark outside and only the oven light (from the fan) and the little 3-doorway light are on -> One of those two other people is supposed to be "in charge", as it's their turn to proove to Gordon Ramsey that they can take charge of the kitchen. -> I ask him questions about what needs to go, but he refuses to talk, so I start doing things on his behalf. -> He eventually finds his voice, but still refuses to answer what needs to go. I keep on taking some charge. -> Ramsey eventually pulls me into a small closet thing and tells me to pull back and give the other guy a chance. -> Other guy suddenly is really confident, and following his orders we are finally prepares to hear the first things. -> He called out 10 orders, and I start cooking about 4 of them, including chips and chicken curry which is actually being managed by the head chef -> While going through the cupboard for ingredients, head chef noticed a small salt-shaker that's green and filled with special spice for the chicken curry. I say that he can try using it sparingly. -> After some time, I start panicing internally about the speed of the food coming out (as in, it's going too slow) -> Ramsey pulls me aside to explain what a "6-top" is and a few other related terms. -> We continue cooking dishes, and eventually have some drama over who needs chips with their order. Once we start clearing hot plates, we want to put new dishes on, but I notice that there's multiple orders that could use chips but nobody thought to double up on chips inside the original pot. Part 2 -> For some odd reason, I'm teleported to a very hilly area without phasing me, and the other chefs are right there. -> I notice somebody coming towards us in a dark cloak. They eventually arrive... -? From this point forward, I've forgotten everything. I think ramps, evil spirits and some kind of politics were involved. -- Part 1 -> All I remember was being in a dark area with my college class, and at one point I was on the ground starting up at 1940's airplanes; for some reason I think I was flying them although I wasn't...probably helped somebody fly them Part 2 -> Had to take a bus to another city (a bit like that Hornsby bus-stop place with the RSL that caught on fire); was upset because I would have to take a bus from this city to another one, and then a train and then another bus to get home, each on very strict timelimits. -> Walking through streets, eventually enter some kind of library to get books. -> Group does work somewhere (don't remember much), I'm a bit angry as they start to leave because nobody used the books I borrowed. -> Eventually need to return books, think I can only take a few at a time. Walk through shopping mall (like a weird mix of Macquaire and Towers), feeling very slow, see a couple people I recgonise and try to avoid them. -> Get to library, drop books and they turn invisible. Very paniced, but eventually regain composure. Use Paulie's colour-ability to see little dots of colour above each group that's colour-coded, manage to pick up each group of books by colour. -> Take them to front counter; time is 5:17PM, tell me they close at 5:30. They confirm I can return books at this library because both libraries are so close to each other; technically different (apparently different city names), but they just send each other the books they recieve at the wrong library. -> Run back, get books, use elevator (similar to one at Towers near movie cinema/boost) to get to library, return books. I asked if I could have used the after-hours return chute, they say they don't have one, but the other library does. -- In this dream I was living in America but I got a tech support call and for some reason I was like "Yes, let's do dis". So the tech support call is actually at primary school library, but for some odd reason: A) The room where my computer is in my real life house was in this library B) This Primary School actually had Primary, High school students and retirees all packed into one So, I'm in this lounge room and both of my best friends are there with other people and so I'm fixing a PC and we're joking about stuff and this old stupid lady arrived But first, I'm googling stuff on the PC to make sure it works. And I get an email about "SINE", a TV studio who apparently produced a lot of the VHSs I watched as a kid. And in the dream I can recall in my head the exact sound their logo would make, so I go start searching up stuff they made. But then I hear some weird noises and I turn around. This old stupid lady has moved the bookcase out and has pulled out ALL the wires which I apparently had set up a few years ago. So I'm really not happy about this and I ask her what she's doing and she says something about the awful wiring wasn't letting her watch her shows so she starts plugging cords into other cords. And I basically tell her not to be an idiot and that she's ruined the internet connection for the whole building. I decide to leave her alone and leave the place, but then I have a brainwave and I walk on back I see the both of my friends walking down the drive way and they ignore me, but that's fine because I was using my iPod to ignore them too. I walk up to the library and unfortunately it's locked, but outside this library is a group of 12 people I knew from primary school, high school and college. Two of my headmasters are there, on in front of me, one to the right of me, both sitting down I remember the one in front being old and wise and the one to the left being young and jumpy. Except they were both my principal from Gilroy But in the dream I thought they were two different people. So I ask about the library and they fetch a kid to find me the old lady, and then I shake the hands of these principals and we're talking and I tell them I've done PR for places like Ubisoft, and one of them goes "And that's not embarrassing?" And we're all laughing. Then I woke up thinking "I'm going to kill that old lady". INCOMPLETE DREAM FRAGEMENTS =LUCID DREAM GET= 18:43 McJobless There was a bunch of blocks in the kitchen, they were moving by themselves so I ripped my eyes out after getting back into my bed...should have gone and f****ed the prom queen. 18:43 McJobless There was a motherf****ing scary-ass cat hiding as well. =LUCID DREAM GET= Wednesday, 20. March 2013 - 06:59 McJobless That f****ed moment when this sterile girl in your dream wants to wear a fetus on a chain under her shirt, so she tasks you to get the parts from a DIY Hardware store (Bunnings, for any Australians out there) and another pregnant lady. Friday, 07. June 2013 - 08:34 McJobless f**** me, my dream was firstly about preventing the murder of my sister at a train station, then creating the first electric powered train and almost dying by a sea mine because we followed a literal Hitler train. Monday, 17. June 2013 - 09:30 McJobless In my dream, my friend wanted to pretend she was a psychotic in a mental hospital. Sunday, 23. June 2013 - 09:59 McJobless My dream was about 26,000 species of bird all wanting me dead. 10:00 McJobless Somehow it went from a court scene to me riding a T-Rex. Saturday, 29. June 2013 - 08:37 McJobless Zeph, don't be in my dream again. KTHX. 10:55 McJobless Apparently I was getting ready for formal and I showed you my giant stash of illegal coca-cola products. 10:55 McJobless Then you left. 10:57 McJobless Believe me, the s*** that happens in my dreams...that was normal. Friday, 19. July 2013 - 09:12 McJobless I had this dream. 09:12 McJobless I was goddam Indiana Jones except me. 09:12 McJobless And I was awesome. 09:12 McJobless And there was this chick. 09:12 McJobless Who wouldn't stop bothering me. 09:12 McJobless Goddam. Thursday, 25. July 2013 - 08:51 McJobless ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 08:51 McJobless EVEN IN MY GODDAM DREAMS 08:51 McJobless I CAN'T WIN A RACE IN LEGO RACERS 08:51 McJobless DAFAQ IS THIS. 08:53 McJobless It was like... 08:54 McJobless Alright, I had the best Mass Effect 3 dream ever. 08:54 McJobless Then I woke up because of some idiot with a truck. 08:54 McJobless So I went back to sleep. 08:54 McJobless And somehow I was in this big competition with two people. 08:54 McJobless There was like an audience and everything. 08:54 McJobless Even commentators too. 08:55 McJobless So, like, this first race was on this jungle track. Now, I swear by it, this was LEGO Racers as made by TT Games. 08:55 McJobless Dear lord of gaming, they make a frustrating racing game. 08:55 McJobless The first race I was up against some chick. 08:56 McJobless She had the speed, but I had the agility. 08:56 McJobless Nonethef****ingless. 08:56 McJobless TT Games thought it would be funny to have platforms. 08:56 McJobless You have to make these jumps and land on these platforms. 08:56 McJobless You can bet how well that went. 08:56 McJobless So, I lost that battle, but people were still cheering for me at this point. 08:57 McJobless Then this massive fat guy came. 08:57 McJobless Like, he looked like he was literally a ton. 08:57 McJobless Even better, his ingame character was that fat too. 08:57 McJobless So I thought I had the advantage. 08:57 McJobless Nup. 08:57 McJobless Once again 08:57 McJobless MOTHERf****ING RAMPS AND PLATFORMS 08:57 McJobless Even worse. 08:57 McJobless There were these elevators. 08:58 McJobless You had to get out of your car and stand on a small button. 08:58 McJobless Every lap, the elevators changed positions 08:58 McJobless Motherf****ers. 08:58 McJobless So, fatty won that race. Friday, 23. August 2013 - 09:17 McJobless I had a dream. Saturday, 24. August 2013 - 09:22 McJobless In my dream last night. 09:22 McJobless There was a part where I was looking up the EA Origin FAQ. 09:22 McJobless And they said that if you didn't know how to correct your Avatar image, you're a f****ing moron Sunday, 01. December 2013 - 07:05 McJobless Apparently in my dreams I beat Hitlin to Unreal 4. 07:51 McJobless Hitler + Stalin 07:54 McJobless But it was a twisted combination of Hilter and Stalin. Wednesday, 29. January 2014 - 19:10 McJobless I had a dream this morning. 19:10 McJobless Something about fighting at Olympic Park during the Easter Show to be able to donate $200,000 to my sister. 19:10 McJobless Unfortunately I didn't log it today 19:11 McJobless Yes it was. 19:11 McJobless I still remember all the geometry. 19:11 McJobless It was f****ing weird. 19:11 McJobless I still don't understand how the Titanic fits in a pond-sized moat Sunday, 02. March 2014 - 10:33 McJobless My dreams... 10:33 McJobless The first dreams I remember in more than two months. 10:35 McJobless What I'll say was it involved me walking through cliche horror story environments while on a trip to America, learning my parents were moving to America, going home and my sister and brother getting angry about it, and then going to my old high school... Monday, 07. April 2014 - 07:01 McJobless My dream was weir.d 07:01 McJobless We were in this place. 07:01 McJobless And I think were were trying to uncover treasure in the center of the room. 07:01 McJobless But first we had to identify and kill every animal in the room. 07:02 McJobless The animals were locked up in these cupboards but could jump out when we got close. 07:02 McJobless Turns out it was a VR program. 07:02 McJobless Weird. Sunday, 20. July 2014 - 11:03 Hugh Wotmeigh Actually, my dream... 11:04 Hugh Wotmeigh It was f****ed up. Apparently I lost my girlfriend, and then they took away my house, my name (apparently I was adopted and not allowed to keep the name I had been using), my LEGO. 11:05 Hugh Wotmeigh I really wish I could remember it all since it was actually kind of hilarious. Except for the losing everything bit. Tuesday, 29. July 2014 - 06:42 Hugh Wotmeigh So remember my plan to go to sleep early and get 8 hours of sleep? Well, I had some dream about psychonaut and how I needed two badges that had to do with my eyes, and then I woke up nearly throwing up. Yay. 06:42 Hugh Wotmeigh Went back to sleeo eventually, but still -> Something to do with Te'a in real world before going into a game where the following happened -> A couple of us outside a hospital or otherwise releated building -> Go inside the building, fight the mafia -> Everybody else got infected by virus (differing levels) -> Go around and put each and every person down and burn them in a pot of boiling water -> Suicide to prevent virus escaping