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Usually if you want to access this area you'd have to mod the game, use cheat engine, artificially lower the framerate with external software and clip through the door, etc. Here's an easier way. 1: Go to the position above the door as shown and pull out your board, if you're in the right spot it'll levitate you over the invisible wall. 2. Pull the camera down with the C key if needed, as walk speed and wall climbing ability are bizarrely tied to the camera angle. 3. Get on top of the tomb as shown, and save your game just to be safe. 4: Walk to the start of the tunnel, *definitely* save your game here. 5. Carefully move around until you manage to land inside the tunnel, which usually happens while sliding. I got lucky here and did it on the second try, but usually it takes more attempts and you often fall into invisible water.

oh god I'd completely forgotten the rock monster ones oh god OH YEAH AND THEN THERE'S THESE

I guess you missed this, then.

...I've never been more utterly bewildered by a Lego advertising campaign before.

LIVE! I COMMAND YOU! LIVE! *Lightning strikes* *Maniacal cackling* While this isn't the bad translator, it is quite clearly a bad translator... and I thought it was worth posting. The source has been removed due to suspecting scamming (a very shady collection of links on a .pdf regarding sheet music, some of which have absolutely nothing to do with sheet music whatsoever*), but here have these two ingloriously translated epics of an original source, of which we can only guess at. * In fact none of the links have anything to do with sheet music, which is what I was searching for when Google brought this up. They change each time the page is refreshed, to idiocies such as: bird_watching_for_dummies.pdf philosophers_of_war powerplant test guide: the fast-track to study for and pass the faa aviation maintenance technician powerplantknowledge exam .pdf experimental zone of the galaxy - planet and lost space projects of maya. in this solar system what have you done! travelers maya people of space-time isbn: 4884814703.pdf * lion in the bedroom.pdf where's the nearest day spa?.pdf * Googling that ISBN brings us to a Japanese book translated into English. Another example of bad translation and... another layer of sheer stupidity to this site. In fact, they all appear to be book titles. So what are they doing with headers above them such as "Authoritative information about Joy Has Dawned, Joy has dawned upon the world: Joy Has Dawned: Keith Getty;Stuart Townend:' with links to some quite literally random books? And why did Google then decide to bring it up? I get the feeling such sites exist everywhere but I simply haven't encountered them. Anyway, enjoy the above trio of Dr Agility, Dr Activity, and Dr Coming.

Fush Out Of Water-Today at 5:52 PM Vending machines only accept ones ATMs only dispense 20s This system is flawed for anyone who just wants to buy a sofa without interacting with people

Hrrm... I'm getting flashbacks...

Space Knights isn't exactly an all-new concept. I don't see why everyone's so shocked about Nexo Knights. The "Why not all of them at once!" approach kind of feels like what was done for Ninjago, actually.

Okay, I didn't use bad translator for this but it's still pretty dang hilarious. Original english text: I used google translate because I'm too lazy. Translated into latin with Google Translator: Translate usus sum quia ego sum etiam piger. Translated back into english with Google Translator: I am that I am , I am , too, is the sluggard to the use of Google Translate . EDIT: Original text: "Watch the new LEGO® Elves series full length episodes. Emily befriends four magical elves that join her on a quest through Elvendale to find the portal back home." ...5 translations later, SDL gives us: "For it observe the new BLOCK OF CONSTRUCTION to® the collection of episode of Elfen completely of length. Emily receives the friendship of four Elfen of magic, that links in a search through Elvendale, find home the portique." Original text: "Cloudchaser: What exactly does this machine do? Twilight Sparkle: This is an anemometer. It measures your accelerative velocity and translates it into wing power, thus gauging your cumulative H₂O anti-gravitational potential. Any other questions? Flitter: Yeah. (to Spike) What exactly does this machine do? Spike: It tells you how fast you're flying and how strong your wings are." ...22 translations later, Yandex gives us: "Cloudchaser, how much? Twilight zone-this is the measure of the strength of the wind. Measurement of acceleration, velocity, head of section, to measure the city, and the entire city H₂O anti-gravity is possible. A few questions. Masha. (Anna, who is this number? Spike: speed, fly, which is a strength of his knees." Original text: "Pinkie Pie: This is a crib. It is only to be used for napping, sleeping, and on occasion with permission, as a pretend old-timey Western fort." ...22 translations later, Yandex gives us: "General this is a scam. Must be used within a few days rest, sleep, sometimes it's better to say that time in the west part of the castle." Original text: "Rock Raiders United has recently undergone a major update. We have opened the community early so users may access the forum. There are a number of areas on the community which are not finished and will be normalized in the coming weeks. Thank you for your patience." ...22 translations later, Yandex gives us: "Rock was stolen, the united states has had a significant progress. As you can see, drive, and customers to meet. The company, I don't know what decision to make next week. Thank you for your patience." Huh.

"Ninja! Go! Ninja! Go! Come on, come on - and do the Weekend Whip Jump up kick back whip around and spin " ...18+ translations later, Bing gives us: "Ninja! Get the f**** out of here! Ninja! Get the f**** out of here! For our Lord before the weekend of fire" O_O