[9:26 PM] ProfessorBrickkeeper: Oh boy, this just reminded me of a story from my 2015 visit to LEGOLAND Windsor, and waiting in line for Atlantis...
[9:42 PM] Ayliffe: did a small gust of wind blow the cardboard ride building into a nearby tree again
[9:51 PM] ProfessorBrickkeeper: So, I was waiting in the outdoor queue, which is separated by these wooden fences with metal lattice.
[9:51 PM] ProfessorBrickkeeper:
[9:52 PM] ProfessorBrickkeeper: Here’s an image do you can visualize the area.
[9:54 PM] mumboking: For a moment, I thought that said vandalize.
[9:54 PM] ProfessorBrickkeeper: Oh, I’ll get there...
[9:56 PM] ProfessorBrickkeeper: Anyway, a few groups ahead, there’s this family with a young (probably around five y/o) girl.
[10:05 PM] ProfessorBrickkeeper: And this girl... as she makes her way through the line, for some inexplicable reason, is just licking everything around her.
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[10:06 PM] ProfessorBrickkeeper: And not like pressing her mouth against stuff, she’s going at it full-tongue.
[10:08 PM] ProfessorBrickkeeper: As the line starts to move, the family move from against the back wall/fence (which she was licking) to one of the central fences.
[10:09 PM] ProfessorBrickkeeper: But she continues undeterred and her mouth finds its way to one of the wooden fences.
[10:09 PM] ProfessorBrickkeeper: Which as you recall, has a sheet of lattice over it.
[10:10 PM] ProfessorBrickkeeper: Now right behind this fence, there’s a guy just leaning against it, unaware of what is about to go down.
[10:12 PM] mumboking: Oh no...
[10:13 PM] ProfessorBrickkeeper: Through one of the holes in the lattice, the girl’s tongue manages to fit...
[10:14 PM] ProfessorBrickkeeper: Right against this other guy’s butt.
[10:14 PM] mumboking: OH!
[10:14 PM] Terrev: oh
[10:16 PM] Ayliffe: I was expecting this story to go in many directions but this wasn't one of them
[10:18 PM] ProfessorBrickkeeper: And this is why I will never look at the LEGOLAND Windsor Atlantis attraction the same way again.
[10:19 PM] Ayliffe: On the plus side though
[10:19 PM] Ayliffe: at least you weren't trapped in one of the submarines with her
[10:20 PM] Terrev: At legoland california recently my nephew got a minifigure bag (firework guy) and was trying to open it
[10:20 PM] Terrev: Some random girl comes along
[10:20 PM] Terrev: Says I CAN HELP
[10:20 PM] Terrev: Takes the bag
[10:21 PM] Terrev: Shoves it in her mouth and is about to either rip the bag or remove half her teeth with it
[10:21 PM] Terrev: Everyone yells NO in unison
[10:21 PM] Terrev: We take it back, she runs off, everyone is laughing/dumbfounded
[10:22 PM] Terrev: Why are kids
[10:22 PM] Terrev: Just... Why are kids
[10:22 PM] ProfessorBrickkeeper: I’m glad we all have our own stories of how our LEGOLAND experience has been tarnished by kid’s mouths.