Aki Dazrold Posted March 13, 2010 Share Posted March 13, 2010 Zombies. They have captivated the human mind in movies and in literature. We fear them, yet we can't seem to wait for them to take over the world. Daily, people seem to want to share their "Zombie Plans" with their peers and compare tactics, survival strategies, and weaponry to the other. In doing this, they get feedback from those they tell that says how ignorant and/or brilliant the idea is. Now, I am eager to see how the members here intend to survive a class four outbreak. Based on the works by Max Brooks, share your Zombie Plan(s) with the other members of Rock Raiders United. In addition, give critique to other members to help strengthen their Plans. This site is family; try to stay alive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheEPICtrainrider Posted March 14, 2010 Share Posted March 14, 2010 I would kill myself. Or fight my way out. Pending on how big the invasion is. Are we talking D-Day or Most of the East coast's population? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyrem Posted March 14, 2010 Share Posted March 14, 2010 Copy them, I'll try to fit in with the invasion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDoctor Posted March 14, 2010 Share Posted March 14, 2010 Hydrogen caused it. Cleverbot called it. Adventure Land, anyone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aki Dazrold Posted March 22, 2010 Author Share Posted March 22, 2010 I would kill myself. Or fight my way out. Pending on how big the invasion is. Are we talking D-Day or Most of the East coast's population? D-Day. That is what I meant by the following: Zombie Apocalypse take over the world Class 4 Outbreak Copy them, I'll try to fit in with the invasion. You are officially a "Quisling". Nice knowing you. Hydrogen caused it. Cleverbot called it. Adventure Land, anyone? What. Hydrogen didn't cause jack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheEPICtrainrider Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 D-Day. That is what I meant by the following: Zombie Apocalypse take over the world Class 4 Outbreak Okay 1) What's the chance of survival? 2) Is there any connection to the outside world 3) Was there a government E-vac before the out-break 4) How much does it take to kill a zombie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cirevam Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 3) Was there a government E-vac before the out brake 4) How much does it take to kill a zombie 3) FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF BREAK. IT'S BREAK. Brake slows you down. Break, when combined with the out- prefix means an epidemic. There is also no space betwixt the prefix and the base word. Man I hate people. Back in my day people actually knew how to spell, but then again my younger brothers are only two-ish years younger than I am and can't spell for crap either. Did I get on the Good-Comprehension-of-the-English-Language Bus just in time or is there something bigger out there, controlling people of all ages to spell like five year-olds? I know I'm being hard not just on you but on most people here, but it drives me nuts when adults (actual adults with jobs and houses and stuff, i.e. not me) do the same mistakes when they didn't grow up with the corruption that is the Internet. Maybe my reading the newspaper frequently when I was four years old has something to do with my attitude towards non-spellers. 4) Generally, if you cut off the nervous system you kill the zombie. This is accomplished by severing the spinal cord, often by applying shotgun mouthwash directly to what used to be the zombie's forehead. I have no idea why zombies are typically portrayed as being able to take more physical battering than live humans, because if the heart or lungs are punctured you're going down unless you get REALLY lucky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheEPICtrainrider Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 Me addressing Cirevam *Cirevam's long and slightly boring rant* You see, there is a issue with this, you're describing a entire generation of illiterates. I may not be able to spell for crap, but I try my best to not look like a total idiot in-front of you guys and my peers. And the fact that I re-read my work about 75% of the time makes me a king among peasants (did I use that right? I'm not sure if I used that right) In other words, very few average children even come close to my level of grammer grammar and spelling. And that's sad. Very sad. If I have a child (according to dragon I won't *woot hate gossip*) I would drill. It. Into. Their. Heads. To. Always. Begin. A. Sentence. With. A. Capital. Someone please give tell me about what the government did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aki Dazrold Posted March 24, 2010 Author Share Posted March 24, 2010 Based on the works by Max Brooks, Evidently, nobody here knows a damn thing about this source I have referenced. So I suppose I will have to clarify this myself... *grumble* Okay 1) What's the chance of survival? 2) Is there any connection to the outside world 3) Was there a government E-vac before the out-break 4) How much does it take to kill a zombie 1) Depends on you. If by this, you meant how often would you survive sould you catch the virus? Assume zero. 2) Yes and no. If you are holed up in a "Blue Zone", there would be little, but some contact. If you are on the run, none until (if) you find a safe place with other people. There are other zones, but I don't have the text handy to cite them. 3) No. Government sucks. They won't respond efficiently, if at all. 4) Like has been said previously, take out it's central nervous system. Either sever it's head and/or destroy it's brain. I have no idea why zombies are typically portrayed as being able to take more physical battering than live humans, because if the heart or lungs are punctured you're going down unless you get REALLY lucky. BECAUSE THEY ARE DEAD. And damaging a once-vital organ does little to hinder a zombie (with, of course, the exception of the brain). You could quite easily eviscerate a zombie and it would still try to eat you. Sources: The Zombie Survival Guide, by Max Brooks World War Z, by Max Brooks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheEPICtrainrider Posted March 24, 2010 Share Posted March 24, 2010 Let's see... I would probably find a car, and get on the interstate, looking for a place where I could contact somebody who can help me (anything from scientist to guy-with-shotgun). My weapon would have to be melee at first, seeing as this is D-day and the government did crap. (where's the national guard when you need them) firearms might be hard to come by... My melee would pend on how bad the infestation is outside my door, if it's just a few roaming the streets, I would get to my garage, there is a few powertools and a crowbar. (note: Not being a Half Life fanboy here, a crowbar can act as a lever to open crates, and is generally easy to carry) if not, I have this toy gun that can be used as a club if necessary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lair Posted March 24, 2010 Share Posted March 24, 2010 I would sit home eating nacho and see the invasion on TV. And question: What would trigger all of these zombies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fengo Posted March 24, 2010 Share Posted March 24, 2010 I would get a gang, go around slaying zombies and try to get hands on some Nuclear Devices to really show these zombies how America does things.... Or something like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Addictgamer Posted March 24, 2010 Share Posted March 24, 2010 Pfft, some survival tragedies strategies. I'd be safe on my island nation in the pacific. If zombies decided to knock on my door, I'd fire my orbital photon cannon (not sure if it would work...) If not, I'd grab my space ship and head to my lunar and/or mars base. Then again, I could hang out in an orbital data center of mine. Bah, what am I talking about. I'd hitch a ride to my military base orbiting Pluto. (Don't know if I could supply enough power to keep the heaters running...) From there, perfect my laser weapons, and head back to earth and attack it. (Lasers...2 different ways to make them into weapons. One requires a nuclear reactor, the other requires a bunch of junk.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lair Posted March 24, 2010 Share Posted March 24, 2010 I'll slam a megaton of antimatter into the earth, releasing the equivalent of 20 quadrillion tons of TNT. Well, it will kill the zombies. Or I'll just stay, you know.... somewhere in a crowd hidden... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aki Dazrold Posted March 24, 2010 Author Share Posted March 24, 2010 Pfft, some survival tragedies. So far, i agree. Interstate=horrible idea. Roads will be clogged. Nuke=bad, for those not wiped out by the initial blast could become radioactive themselves. God forbid: NUCLEAR ZOMBIES. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lair Posted March 24, 2010 Share Posted March 24, 2010 NUCLEAR ZOMBIES. In that case, I'd surrender imediataly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDoctor Posted March 24, 2010 Share Posted March 24, 2010 I would use the teresect to travel back to Gallifrey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aki Dazrold Posted March 25, 2010 Author Share Posted March 25, 2010 You can't surrender. You will get eated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDoctor Posted March 25, 2010 Share Posted March 25, 2010 I will harass them with the à ² .à ² Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theextractor Posted March 25, 2010 Share Posted March 25, 2010 i will create a zombie burger that is so delicious that they devour one another. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheEPICtrainrider Posted March 25, 2010 Share Posted March 25, 2010 Interstate=horrible idea. Roads will be clogged. I was thinking that most of the people would be dead, you know the whole 'Zombie Apocalypse'. So the roads should be clear except for a few abandoned cars and a zombie or two. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyria Posted March 25, 2010 Share Posted March 25, 2010 Strap On A Bomb-Belt, And See How Many Zombies I Can Take Out With Me ^_^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Storm Posted March 25, 2010 Share Posted March 25, 2010 I would run like a cheetah was clawing my (blanked), And once I found a gun shop, grab as much ammo as possible, the best guns there, and run out of town, killing every zombie that tried to Eat me. Once I find a mini-gun and some ammo for it, it's FUN TIME. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aki Dazrold Posted March 25, 2010 Author Share Posted March 25, 2010 I was thinking that most of the people would be dead, you know the whole 'Zombie Apocalypse'. So the roads should be clear except for a few abandoned cars and a zombie or two. This part was the only part that you got wrong. In an attepmt to flee the viral breakout, a plethora of people would try to flee on the interstate. Then hell breaks loose. Yes, everyone would be dead (and possibly otherwise), but the roads would be littered with abandoned vehicles. There would likely be a bit more that that. Or maybe "bit" is an understatement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheEPICtrainrider Posted March 25, 2010 Share Posted March 25, 2010 I was thinking that most of the people would be dead, you know the whole 'Zombie Apocalypse'. So the roads should be clear except for a few abandoned cars and a zombie or two. This part was the only part that you got wrong. In an attepmt to flee the viral breakout, a plethora of people would try to flee on the interstate. Then hell breaks loose. Yes, everyone would be dead (and possibly otherwise), but the roads would be littered with abandoned vehicles. There would likely be a bit more that that. Or maybe "bit" is an understatement. Once again assuming, I thought this was a instant Apocalypse (via air toxins) , didn't know this was a Hurricane type thing I thought zombies had some skill. I wouldn't think they would be standing out in the open like idiots. They must have some instinct to hide behind a tree or something Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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